Half-Life 2: Episode One

[first lines]

Dr. Wallace Breen:
Tell me, Dr. Freeman, if you can. You have destroyed so much. What is it, exactly, that you have created? Can you name even one thing? I thought not.

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G-Man:
We'll see... about *that*.

Alyx Vance:
Well, Gordon... unless you have a better suggestion... He is a robot. He's done the math.

Alyx Vance:
[to Dog] You did do the math, right?

[Dog sheepishly shakes his head]

Alyx Vance:
Looks like a shrine to Dr. Breen.

Citizens:
You're Kleiner's daughter, right?

Alyx Vance:
[sarcastically] Um... no, my dad's Odessa Cubbage.

Dr. Isaac Kleiner:
On a lighter note, if you are already in one of our designated safe zones, I feel obliged to point out that a more fortunate side-effect of the reactor's destruction is the complete removal of the Combine's reproductive suppression field. Previously, certain protein chains important to the process of embryonic development were selectively prevented from forming. This is no longer the case. For those so inclined, now would be an excellent time for procreation. Which is to say, in layman's terms, you should give serious consideration to doing your part for the revival of the species. We must make the most of the time we have, as it is by no means certain how much time we have secured ourselves before the Combine attempt to restore their dominion, as they certainly shall.

Alyx Vance:
Uh, is Dr. Kleiner really telling everyone to... 'get busy'?

Alyx Vance:
Aren't you going to speak up for me, Gordon?

Alyx Vance:
I've heard stories about you and airducts. Doctor Kleiner says whenever he locked himself out of his office you and Barney used to compete to see who could get in fastest without using a key.

Alyx Vance:
A Combine zombie. Zombie Combine. That's, that's like a... ah... a Zombine! Right? Heh...

Alyx Vance:
Gordon, you know what'd be cool? Actually, I can't think of anything cooler than what just happened. Think it's dead? Maybe you should whack it with the crowbar just in case.

[G-Man's only line in the game]

G-Man:
[threateningly] We'll see about that.

Dr. Isaac Kleiner:
[over the public address system] Yes. Very well. I... I am not much of a public speaker but I'll... I'll do my best. [clears throat] Fellow citizens, residents of City 17 and environs. By which I mean sentient residents of course. Human and otherwise although I believe there's little need to explain recent developments to our Vortigant allies. At any rate, first as a matter of great urgency if you find yourself still within the confines of City 17 you are well advised to leave the city at once by the fastest means avalible to you!

Citizen:
Dr. Kleiner says we can mate now. Not that I needed his permission.

Citizen:
I don't miss Dr. Breen, but I do miss his show. Remember when he had the jugglers on?

Citizen:
What idiot put Kleiner in charge?

Citizen:
We're all starving and Kleiner's headcrab's probably eating Grade A head.

Citizen:
Sometimes I think everybody's a doctor but me.

Alyx Vance:
Good thing you've got your hazard suit on. This stuff's nasty. Got room for two in there?

[after killing an Antlion]

Citizens:
I hate bugs!

Alyx Vance:
[Alyx has just done copying the packet from the citadel and puts it in her belt] The packet's done copying. I got it, right here. now let's get the hell out of here. [the citadel's alarms go off] Uh-oh I think they felt that.