Happy-Go-Nutty

Screwy Squirrel:
You know, those guys in there think I'm crazy. And I am, too!

Screwy Squirrel:
Are you the one who catches the screwy squirrels who break out of that joint?

Meathead:
Yep, that's my job, that's what I do, chase screwy squirrels, screwy squirrels, chase 'em, yeah.

Screwy Squirrel:
Well, you better catch me quick, 'cause I'm nuttier than a fruitcake!

[Meathead chases Screwy into a dark cave; screen goes dark; a loud bang is heard]

Screwy Squirrel:
[Lights a match] Sure was a funny gag. Too bad you couldn't see it.

Screwy Squirrel:
[as Meathead chases Screwy, they pass the end title] Say, that was the end of the picture. [They walk back to the end title card]

Meathead:
Yup, that's it all right.

Screwy Squirrel:
So long, Meathead.

Meathead:
Goodbye.

Screwy Squirrel:
Say, what was the idea of chasing me all through the picture?

Meathead:
Because you're crazy. You think you're Napoleon, but you ain't. I am! [Acts crazy]

Screwy Squirrel:
You know, I like this ending. It's silly.

Screwy Squirrel:
Say, you lose something, chum?

Meathead:
I'm looking for that screwy squirrel.

Screwy Squirrel:
Would you recognize him if you saw a picture?

Meathead:
Sure.

Screwy Squirrel:
[Holds a picture frame in front of him] Is this him?

Meathead:
Yeah, that's him.

Screwy Squirrel:
He went that way, just over that fence.

Meathead:
Gee, thanks. [Meathead jumps over the fence and off a cliff]

Screwy Squirrel:
[At the bottom of the cliff, holding a newspaper] Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Dumb dog falls for corny old gag! Extra! [Meathead lands] Paper, mister? [Hands Meathead paper; headline reads "Sucker!"]

Screwy Squirrel:
[answers phone in middle of chase] Hello? You don't say. You don't say. You don't say! [hangs up]

Meathead:
Who was it?

Screwy Squirrel:
He didn't say.