Hasee Toh Phasee

Meeta:
You are oxygen to my double hydrogen. The chemistry between us flows like water.

Meeta:
Karishma is not the right girl for you. You should marry me.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
[holds out two fingers] Okay, pick one.

[Meeta picks one]

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
Karishma. But you should know I could never break up with her.

Meeta:
I know. I also know that you'd never leave me, and I would never need to run away from you, either.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
What kind of guarantee is there you'd be the right one for me? Could you say?

Meeta:
A lifetime guarantee with you.

Meeta:
There are no "last chances," only second chances.

Devesh Solanki - Meeta and Karishma's Father:
Never sell a suit without a matching tie. Unbolt the door and I'll admit you're smart.

Nickhil's Brother:
Mom, can I stay back? I want to study.

Nikhil's Mother:
Enough studying. You're already the best student.

Nikhil's Mother:
Your being a cop doesn't make everyone else a thief.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
Do you do drugs?

Meeta:
Nope.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
What are those pills you keep popping?

Meeta:
Medicine.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
What medicine?

Meeta:
Dichlorosystrin, Zincodestrin and Oxidisulphide.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
Are you unwell?

Meeta:
Nope.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
Then why do you take them?

Meeta:
'Cause I get weird sensations. Those pills control them.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
What kind of sensations?

Meeta:
Sensations such as shivering, palpitating, irritability, couching, trembling, hallucinating, ticklishness, sheepishness, sleep...

[Nikhil walks off]

Alpesh Bhai:
Treat me with respect or I will kill you.

Meeta:
Open your fists like this. Now stretch. You'll feel good, like how kids sleep - with wide, open arms, stress free, no baggage.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
Kids don't suffer break-ups.

Meeta:
Exactly. Only adults complicate and stress their lives and tightly close our fists.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
It's simple to break a relationship, but to make a relationship work there needs to be adjustments and sacrifices.

Meeta:
That's quite a practical thought, but it's also depressing and unromantic.

Meeta:
What if I need to use the loo?

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
Hold it. You're not a kid.

Nikhil Bhardwaj:
[conducted to a sauna for his business meeting] The meeting is in here?

Mukesh's Aide:
If you'd come any later, it would've been in the shower room.

Karishma:
Thank God. All my nagging has finally paid off.