Hating Alison Ashley

Barry:
I've got a lighter...

Erica Yurken:
So?

Barry:
We could burn something!

Barry:
Do you know how violent they got? Someone could have taken my eye out with a tampon!

Miss Belmont:
Uh-huh. [slams Barry into wall]

Mum:
WHAT! Aren't they feeding you?

Alison Ashley:
It's nobody.

Erica Yurken:
Nobody huh? Thanks a lot.

Alison Ashley:
I didn't mean it that way.

Erica Yurken:
No, I know what you mean. I just don't know why I bother.

Mum:
Erc, just remember: your family's who you are

Erica Yurken:
I hope not. I've got one sister who think's she's a horse, another, who's got a black belt in being a b*tch, and bloddy Marley who's still mowing crop circles in the front lawn.

Miss Belmont:
Erica, I know I can rely on you to show Alison around.

Erica Yurken:
Sure, Miss Belmont!

Barry:
Yeah, I'll come too. After Erica gives you the freak-show; I'll show you the good stuff.

Erica Yurken:
[introduces Alison to Barry] Alison, this is Barry Hollis, my stalker.

Barry:
Yeah, you wish Yurken!