Haunted House on Sorority Row

Jim:
I hope you girls can f***, because your cooking is sh*t!

Devin:
[Looking around the dark house with a flashlight] Damn. Rob Zombie would rub one out if he saw this place.

Lexi:
So I guess it's in your bucket list then?

Devin:
Bang a chick in a haunted house? Yeah!

Lexi:
[Gives him a stern look]

Devin:
I mean, make love to a woman in a haunted house. Yeah.

Kathryn:
[to Melissa, after Jim leaves the room] I hope your ass took the morning after pill.

Melissa:
So, Kay. You know those phones that are like, connected to the wall? Do we have one of those here? And does it work the same?