Have a Little Faith

Rabbi Albert Lewis:
Did God make trees?

Mitch:
Yeah.

Rabbi Albert Lewis:
Why trees? Why not a tree? I mean, he's God. What he makes is perfect. So, why not one perfect tree for the whole earth? Instead, he gave us the oak, the spruce, the elm, the redwood.

Mitch:
Right.

Rabbi Albert Lewis:
So, maybe faith is the same. Many trees, the branches all going to Him.

Mitch:
Have you looked at the world lately? The trees are all attacking each other.

Rabbi Albert Lewis:
That's not faith, that's hate.

Mitch:
Engaged in the name of a religion.

Rabbi Albert Lewis:
And wrongly! Thou shall not kill. Honor thy neighbor. If I mean these things, and the other guy means these things, what do you get?

Mitch:
...Peace on earth.

Rabbi Albert Lewis:
You get orange juice. The big one. I have a coupon.