Hawkins Falls, Population 6200

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Himself - Announcer:
In Hawkins Falls, people say:

Cleo Hollister:
Let trouble follow in your footsteps, but don't let it catch up with you.

Lona Drewer:
I'm here to talk about you and me.

Dr. Floyd Corey:
My favorite subject.

Lona Drewer:
Couple of weeks ago, I told you that one of these days, I was going to write you a letter...

Dr. Floyd Corey:
Mm-hmm.

Lona Drewer:
A letter that would that would tell you how I really feel about you... and I said I'd deliver it in person.

Dr. Floyd Corey:
I always did like the mailman

Cleo Hollister:
Well, look who's a soda... jerk.

Mitch Fredericks:
Would you like to say that again?

Cleo Hollister:
I said, look who's a soda jerk.

Mitch Fredericks:
Oh, that's better. It's not what you say that's really important, it's how you say it.

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Announcer:
In Hawkins Falls, people say:

Judge Sharp:
Some men can promote anything. They can turn hot air into cold cash.

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Announcer:
In Hawkins Falls people say:

Mitch Fredericks:
It's a funny pattern - we spend time making money and we spend money killing time.

[Floyd refuses to drink a glass of milk Lorna offers him]

Lona Corey:
Say, how did you ever get a license to practice medicine.

Dr. Floyd Corey:
I bought it from a man I met in a dark alley one night; changed some words on it to read "medical degree". Originally it said something about being "Best of Show".

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Announcer:
In Hawkins Falls people say:

Millie Flagle:
If you can make a first impression last, you've made a friendship.

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Dr. Floyd Corey:
[on the phone] I see. Oh, Mrs. Denzel, I'll stop by and see you in about an hour.

Mitch Fredericks:
You heard him say that he intends to do it with your own ears.

Dr. Floyd Corey:
I heard it with my ears and a lot more.

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Andy Anderson:
Yes, I - I guess I'm ready. It looks a little high from here.