He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special

He-Man:
By the power of Grayskull! I have the power!

Miguel:
Listen, if you really don't know about Christmas, we'll tell you the whole story. A long, long time ago...

She-Ra:
The Beast-Monster is real? I thought it was just a legend.

He-Man:
You're pretty good at giving orders, metal-mouth - now let's see how good you are at taking 'em. Move away from my friends!

She-Ra:
Sword to lasso!

[her sword becomes a lasso]

Skeletor:
Ha! Got you at last, you troublesome tots!

Skeletor:
Drat that Hordak!

Skeletor:
[Skeletor picks up a dog and starts to carry him] I don't know what's coming over me, but whatever it is, I don't like it!

Skeletor:
[the dog licks his face] Stop licking my face, you bratty dog! Get away from me! You're drowning me!

Alicia:
It was nice of you to save Relay, Mr. Skeletor.

Skeletor:
I am *not* nice!

Skeletor:
Tell me more about this "Christmas."

Miguel:
Well, it's a wonderful time of the year. Everyone has lots of fun.

Skeletor:
You mean they get in fights?

Miguel:
No, no - they have fun!

Skeletor:
Fights are fun. I like fights!

Miguel:
And you give each other presents.

Skeletor:
And when you open them, they explode, right?

Miguel:
No! They're nice gifts.

Skeletor:
Nice? Doesn't sound like much fun to me!

Alicia:
Oh, thank you, Mr. Skeletor. You saved us! You really are wonderful.

Skeletor:
Listen - I am not nice, I am not kind, and I am *not* wonderful!

He-Man:
Let 'em go, boneface!

Skeletor:
She-Ra and He-Man! Drat!

He-Man:
We'll take those children.

Hordak:
No, *I'll* take those children!

Skeletor:
Hordak! Double drat!

Hordak:
That's right, Skeletor. I figured you'd show up here!

He-Man:
When you two are finished, *we'll* take the children.

Skeletor:
I don't know what's happening to me, but I must save the children!

Prince Adam:
Not everyone celebrates Christmas, but the spirit of the Christmas season is within us all. It's a season of love and joy and caring.

Orko:
And presents!

Prince Adam:
Presents are nice, Orko, but Christmas means much more than that.

Orko:
I know, Adam. Christmas is a time of peace and caring and happiness.

Prince Adam:
That's right, Orko. And what would make you happiest this Christmas?

Orko:
Presents!

Prince Adam:
Oh, Orko!

King Randor:
What a celebration. The preparations have been going on for days.

Queen Marlena:
You know, it reminds me of how we used to get ready for Christmas at this time of year.

King Randor:
Christmas? What's that? An Earth holiday?

Queen Marlena:
A very special Earth holiday.

Man-At-Arms:
Look, Skeletor's going after the Sky-Spy.

Prince Adam:
Then He-Man's going after Skeletor.

He-Man:
[having destroyd the Collector's claws] There we are: claws to paws.

Prince Adam:
I can't understand how the ship just took off by itself.

Man-At-Arms:
Maybe this Finder-Beam can locate it.

Queen Marlena:
Orko's landed on Earth.

Teela:
Are you saying that we'll never get Orko back?

Man-At-Arms:
No Teela, My Transport-Beam might do it. The problem is, it needs a Kerrium Water-crystal to power it and there are none here on Eternia.

Princess Adora:
But maybe on Etheria?

Man-At-Arms:
It's possible.

Swift Wind:
They are changing into other forms. What evil robots.

She-Ra:
Very evil. And very dangerous.

Horde Prime:
There is a great disturbance. A new spirit of goodness has arrived on Eternia. The power of Horde-Prime may be threatened.

Horde Prime:
The arrival of the spirit of Christmas on Eternia may threaten my rule. I don't need any more good will and brotherhood on that planet. Find it and crush it!

Hordak:
Have no fear, great master, I will eliminate this... this Christmas spirit before another day is past.

Skeletor:
You? You can't even handle that musclebound female, She-Ra.

Hordak:
Just a minute. What about the way He-Man handles you, bone-brain?

Skeletor:
Bone-brain? Why you miserable excuse for a villain!

Hordak:
What? No bucket of bolts is going to push Hordak around.

He-Man:
Come on, Cutter. We'll send the Monstroids back to the junkyard.

Cutter:
Right where they belong!

Hordak:
Ah! That skull-faced scoundrel has damaged my ship.

Hordak:
Now I'll take those goody-goods.

Skeletor:
Oh, oh, I don't think I feel well.

He-Man:
Well, I think you're feeling the Christmas spirit, Skeletor. It makes you feel... good.

Skeletor:
Well I don't like to feel good. I like to feel evil. Oooh.

She-Ra:
Don't worry, Skeletor, Christmas only comes once a year.

Skeletor:
Ah, thank goodness!