He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

Adam:
By the Power of Grayskull!

[Adam is turned into He-Man]

He-Man:
I have the power!

Adam:
I am Adam. Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Greyskull. This is Cringer... my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said... By the power of Greyskull!

He-Man:
I have the Power! Cringer became the Mighty Battle Cat, and I became He-Man the most powerful man in the universe. Only a few others share this secret... Our friends: The Sorceress, Man-At-Arms and Orko. Together we defend Castle Greyskull from the evil forces of Skeletor.

Man-At-Arms:
That's very interesting, but silly.

Skeletor (U.S. Version):
[Repeated Line] I'll get you for this, He-Man!

Cringer:
[referring to Pretty Kitty] I wonder what she's doing after the show... [chuckles nervously]

Orko:
This black powder will help me. It's ancient magic from the planet Earth, called 'pepper'.

Beast Man:
Next stop: Snake Mountain!

Cringer:
[stuttering] I hope Skeletor likes carnivals...

Teela:
[He-Man is caught in the grip of a Shadow Beast as Teela climbs up Snake Mountain] Remember me?

He-Man:
Teela!

Teela:
Don't worry, the Shadow Beast and I are old friends. Right, fella?

He-Man:
You risked your life to warn me.

Cringer:
Oh-oh-oh. I did, didn't I? [faces camera] I wonder what came over me?

He-Man:
Well, I think it's called 'courage'.

He-Man:
As long as we're here, lets pay Skeletor a visit.

Cringer:
Oh, co-co-come on, He-Man, haven't been through enough for one day?

He-Man:
You'll feel better after this. [points the Sword of Power at Cringer, transforming him into Battle Cat]

Battle Cat:
[Battle Cat roars after which He-Man jumps on his back] I can't wait to get my paws on that boney creep!

Teela:
[to Beast Man] Let me go, you overgrown chimp!

He-Man:
Now for Skeletor.

Evil-Lyn:
Not so fast, He-Man. Just because you defeated that fur-brained fool, haha, don't think you'll get past me.

Skeletor:
[cackles] Welcome, He-Man.

He-Man:
You said you wanted to talk.

Skeletor:
Of course, He-Man. Just as soon as you escort me into Castle Grayskull.

He-Man:
Never! Give me that magic staff of yours.

Teela:
Let's find Adam and Cringer and go home.

He-Man:
Ah, I'll see that they get back to the palace. Besides, there's something else you can do. I have Beast Man and Evil-Lyn locked up inside the cave.

Teela:
Hm, don't worry. I'll see that they'll get what's coming to them in an Eternian court of law.

He-Man:
I was hoping you'd say that.

Beast Man:
Huh, be quiet, lizard lips!

Holly the Hollywag:
[using Skeletor's voice] Be quiet, fur-face!

Skeletor:
Beast Man, can you communicate with that furry pet of yours?

Beast Man:
Of course, Master. I am not the King of Beasts for nothing.

Cringer:
The caves of the wind, oh that sounds scary to me.

Prince Adam:
Everything sounds scary to you, Cringer.

Cringer:
There's two things I'm not scared of: eating and sleeping.

Skeletor:
Beast Man, you clumsy oaf, put your seatbelt on!

Melaktha:
We have to find that traitor, Stanlan. Hurry.

Teela:
[the start to run] I still can't believe Stanlan would do this.

Melaktha:
Seeing is believing.

Battle Cat:
[having just transformed from Cringer into Battle Cat] Thanks, He-Man, I needed that!

He-Man:
Skeletor and Beast Man. No wonder these caves are overrun with pests.

He-Man:
Have you seen Stanlan? He's been captured by Skeletor.

Melaktha:
Captured? Hah! He's in league with Skeletor. He betrayed us.

He-Man:
[surprised] I don't believe it.

Teela:
Nor do I.

Melaktha:
Skeletor himself said so.

He-Man:
Skeletor is not the most honest man on Eternia.

Skeletor:
Come back here, I'll make Hollywag pie out of you! I'll turn you into a paperweight!

The Sorceress:
Do you want to go back to Beast Man, Holly?

Holly the Hollywag:
Do ya take me for a dunce? Uh, I wanna stay with you! [all laugh]

He-Man:
Let's go, Battle Cat. Quickly but gently.

Ileena:
It just isn't fair. My father can make anything. Why can't he make me big and strong? Why? [cries]

He-Man:
Maybe if I can hold the center of the Palace, I can stop the whole thing from shrinking.

Teela:
What happened?

Man-At-Arms:
He-Man's resistance made the Transmutator overload, and it blew up.

Orko:
Might over matter, right?

Jarvan:
You haven't heard the last of me, He-Man!

He-Man:
Aw, you mean you'll write to me from the prison mine.

Princess Rhea:
[held captive by Gargon guards] Let me go, you stinky creep!

He-Man:
I think the young lady would rather be with us.

Garn:
I am the strongest man in all the kingdom. Yes, and perhaps, in all the universe. I make sport for Queen Balina in the Arena.

Queen Balina:
The stranger seems to be as clever with the gladiators as he is with the sorcerers...

Garn:
You... you are He-Man? I thought you were only... a legend.

He-Man:
[to Battle Cat] Come on, you big pussycat.

He-Man:
[during moral segment] You know, television is not the only way to be entertained by an exciting story. There is another way. It's called 'reading'.

Cringer:
[stuttering] You, you know, m-my winter fur hasn't grown in yet, m-maybe I'd better stay here?

Trap Jaw:
It's cold up here! Really cold!

Beast Man:
Uh, yes, boss. Can't you turn up the heat?

Skeletor:
Quiet! I'm trying to think.

Beast Man:
Uh, can't you think when you're warm?

Skeletor:
[raises voice] Quiet!

He-Man:
[Clawful has picked up Princess Janice] Put her down, Fish-bait!

Clawful:
He-Man! I've wanted to cut you down to size for years. And right now looks like the perfect opportunity. Lets see how much you know about my kind of fighting. [grabs a net from his vehicle]

Orko:
Oh oh!

He-Man:
We're in sort of a rush, swamp-breath. Maybe we could play this game later?

Clawful:
Now, He-Man!

Teela:
[looking at some delicious corn] It's so big and ripe! Ooh, let's pick some.

Subternius:
[watching He-Man on a viewer] This He-Man is quite a fellow. But we'll stop him.

Teela:
Why are you doing this? Do you like fighting?

Subternius:
No, I don't like violence, but... my people are hungry.

Teela:
But there's no need to fight us, we'd be happy to help.

Subternius:
I will not listen to Above-grounder lies!

Man-At-Arms:
My daughter is both brave and smart. I'm sure she knows what she's doing.

Subternius:
I have built the best fighting machines ever. We will take your crops. And when we're finished, there will be now more... Eternia. [Teela gasps]

Ram Man:
Duh, He-Man, look:

He-Man:
By Eternia, what's that?

He-Man:
These Belots just don't quit!

Man-At-Arms:
I examined one of the machines, and it has no built in power source, only a receiver.

He-Man:
Then their power comes from somewhere else. Probably underground.

Man-At-Arms:
Exactly. A central generator beaming power to all these machines. You knock that out, and you knock them all out.

He-Man:
Alright, how do I find it?

Man-At-Arms:
[Man-At-Arms produces something from under his belt] This Electro-compass will lead you right to it. It's set on the same wavelength as the receivers in the machines.

Garda:
My father says a farmer would never hurt the fields. And my father would never used slaves. He believes everyone should be free.

He-Man:
We all do, Subternius, freedom is our greatest gift.

Cringer:
[Adam is preparing to transform into He-Man] Oh, what is it this time? A tidal wave? A volcano? A m-m-monster?

Prince Adam:
No, a visit. By the power of Grayskull!

He-Man:
[Adam transforms] I have the power!

Cringer:
Seems like a lot of fuss for a visit. [He-Man points his sword at Cringer, turning him into Battle Cat]

Angast:
Clots! Bumblers!

Orko:
Yoohoo, Mr. Bat-face!

Angast:
Huh? [Orko drops a pumpkin on Angast's head]

Landros:
There it is: the Temple of Between.

Morningstar:
Let those who stole the magic flame of Granamyr feel the wrath of dragons!

Granamyr:
No, wait, they might be friends.

Morningstar:
Dragons have no friends among the humans.

Orko:
Hi guys. Well, I just sorta tagged along for the ride.

He-Man:
Only this time, Orko, you tagged along for the walk.

Granamyr:
They have not fought in a war for a long time, and they have forgotten what it's like. They have forgotten the pain, the darkness, the madness that is war. And now without my magic, I am not able to stop them.

Pitt of Shadows Griffin # 1:
Only the good, the wise and the brave may pass.

Orko:
I know, I know.

Pitt of Shadows Griffin # 2:
You may pass. Two out of three is not bad.

Granamyr:
The fire has returned. My magic is restored. I... am... Granamyr.

Granamyr:
Well, how did it feel to have a taste of dragon power?

Orko:
Next time I think I'll stay home and read a book. I'm pooped! [collapses]

Granamyr:
Oh, I haven't laughed this hard... in a thousand years.

Man-At-Arms:
[moral] When Granamyr had his fiery tug-of-war with another dragon, he won fair and square, and stopped. He let go, because as soon as you take advantage of being a winner, you've really lost.

Young Teela:
He's not even a real pet, Adam. He's just a cringer.

Page:
[teasing] Cringer! Cringer! Cringer!

The Sorceress:
Oh no! The seals are broken. The Gedge is loose. I must help them.

Teela:
Are you alright?

He-Man:
Just a few scratches. Thanks to my new friend here.

[Battle Cat roars]

Man-At-Arms:
Where did he come from?

He-Man:
[laughs] You'd be surprised. No, you'd really be surprised.

Prince Adam:
Without Battle Cat, He-Man would be a lonely fellow.

Cringer:
Oh, gosh, I, I, I, guess I'm stuck with it.

The Sorceress:
You'll find he will be very important to you in the future. You may call him Cringer but he is not entirely what he seems to you just now.

Cringer:
[sees Adam turn into He man] Adam!

He-Man:
Easy Cringer it's me Adam!

Man-At-Arms:
[Yelling at Orko for messing with his stuff] First of all this is explosive and this is very dangerous unless you know how to handle it!

Sy-Klone:
I hate it when someone interrupts a story.

He-Man:
[He-Man and Sy-Klone have finished wrecking Skeletor's Spiderdroids] Awfully nice of Skeletor to contribute building material for the new hospital.

Monster of Moragore:
I am no illusion. I am known, through no fault of my own, as the Monster of Moragore.

Monster of Moragore:
If I disobey Skeletor, Evil Lyn will place a terrible curse of ugliness, like mine, upon all my people. I can't allow that to happen.

Teela:
What does ugly mean? Doing something bad is far more ugly than what a person looks like.

Orko:
Now you're gonna get it!

Skeletor:
No one 'gets' Skeletor. Away!

He-Man:
They went back to Snake Mountain the hard way.

Teela:
In the Cryonic freeze capsules.

Orko:
[chuckles] Now they can find out what it feels like to have icicles for fingernails.

He-Man:
A hard lesson for sure, but you learned it well.

Stratos:
Brrr!

He-Man:
What's the matter?

Stratos:
As a Bird-Man, I've got a thing about cages.

Skeletor:
The Egg of Avion is mine! Soon we'll all have wings!

Hawke:
You have heard the will of the Bird-People of Avion. Go. Leave us!

Stratos:
But I am innocent!

Hawke:
You have heard the people. Go!

Stratos:
Very well. You can all fight Skeletor on your own.

Zagraz:
This is my little one, Doodles. He's very timid, don't you know. And he sometimes doesn't do everything I tell hi. But he has a very good heart.

Zagraz:
Oh, you must let me go for goodness sake.

Skeletor:
I never ever do anything for goodness sake. [small chuckle] Everything I do, is for the sake of evil.

Zagraz:
But there's some good in everybody.

Skeletor:
Not in this body. [laughs and shakes his fists] When are you goody-goody fools going to understand? I am completely and utterly evil. I live to be bad! I care for no one and no one cares for me.

Skeletor:
Forget it, Zagraz is mine. You want him, then you have to fight for him.

He-Man:
[sighs] Fighting is all you ever think about.

Skeletor:
No, you're wrong. I think about ruling all Eternia more than I think about fighting. Fighting is a close second.

He-Man:
[to Skeletor] You never learn. As long as I'm around I will not let you do evil.

Skeletor:
It's been, how long?

Monteeg:
Oh, not, not since we've overthrew good King Archibald.

Skeletor:
That's right!

[they laugh and snicker]

Monteeg:
Too bad you don't have the same luck with He-Man.

Skeletor:
He-Man is a lucky fool! One day shall destroy him and his friends in the palace.

Monteeg:
I have heard stories, many tales about this He-Man. They say he is stronger than any living mortal.

Skeletor:
Heh! Don't tell me you've come to put him in your army?

Monteeg:
Exactly. [takes a sip of his drink by using his finger]

Skeletor:
But he will resist. He is not like any of your others.

Monteeg:
Don't worry about it, I have my ways. Believe me, he will do what I want.

Skeletor:
Well, take him then. You will be doing me a favor!

Prince Adam:
After listening to Man-At-Arms talking about meteors all morning, I'm hungry enough to eat one.

Orko:
You're wish is my command.

Monteeg:
That was remarkable, He-Man. Eh, do you know a way out of here?

He-Man:
This is called Needle Mountain because this cave has an entrance at both ends.

Orko:
Like the eye of a needle, I get it!

Monteeg:
Oh my goodness, that was impressive!

Skeletor:
Impressive, you boob! It was spectacular. You're army is nothing without him.

Clawful:
And you are everything without him!

King Randor:
What in the name of the Ancients?

King Randor:
Volunteering to go with Man-At-Arms does you credit, son.

Prince Adam:
Thank you, father.

King Randor:
But I'm afraid it's much too dangerous.

Cringer:
[faces camera] Right. Absolutely right!

Prince Adam:
I think a prince should be ready to face danger to protect the kingdom.

Cringer:
Wrong, absolutely wrong! [shakes his head]

King Randor:
Very well said, Adam. Alright, you can go. But I want you to be very careful.

Prince Adam:
I will father, and thank you.

King Randor:
Seeing you take some serious responsibility is thanks enough.

Man-At-Arms:
I feel like I swallowed half the Harmony Sea.

Man-At-Arms:
[about Mer-Man] That fish-faced liar! How can they believe him?

Man-At-Arms:
[He-Man and Man-At-Arms face a monstrous Lorbos] What kind of horror is that?

He-Man:
Not the hungry kind, I hope.

Cringer:
Wh-wh-wh-why don't you go on ahead without me, I-I-I I make a lousy statue.

Queen Marlena:
I don't understand all of Man-At-Arms' inventions, but... my Earth science training should help us.

The Sorceress:
This menace is larger than you imagine. You will walk through fire before it is over. Seek the fire-jewels, He-Man. Only they can save Man-At-Arms.

Skeletor:
Are we flying backwards, beastie? Why haven't we reached Castle Grayskull?

Teela:
[having almost been stepped on by Collosor] And I thought nothing could be worse than the volcano.

Orko:
[casting a spell] Powerful sun, lend me your might, slow down the giant with flashes of light.

Colossor:
Who has awakened me?

Skeletor:
I, Skeletor, Master of the Universe, have awakened you!

King Randor:
Welcome, Edwina. It's good to have you back in Eternos.

Lady Edwina:
I really should've visited before. But with all the parties I have to attend, I can hardly get away.

Man-At-Arms:
I'd still like to know where those monsters came from.

He-Man:
I don't know, but I'll bet you anything Skeletor's mixed up in this.

Skeletor:
Right, He-Fool!

He-Man:
Skeletor!

King Randor:
A Drachadon! They've been extinct for ages.

Skeletor:
Greetings, King Randor. Unless you'd like my pet here to demolish the palace, you'll surrender to me immediately.

King Randor:
[turns to the queen] My dear, in order to protect and the kingdom, I must agree.

Prince Adam:
[moral] Today's story was about something more precious, more valuable than gold or silver. It's called friendship.

King Randor:
[a demon flies past on Man-At-Arm's viewscreen] That thing looked hungry!

Prince Adam:
I know just how it feels. Lets eat!

Orko:
[casting a spell] From the darkest dimension to the brightest of day, Daimar the Demon, please come out and play.

Man-At-Arms:
Someone has summoned Daimar the Demon from the Dark Dimension

He-Man:
Vines aren't supposed to do that.

Teela:
Tell them that!

He-Man:
Let's not hang around.

The Sorceress:
There are visitors outside. One who searches for you, and the one for whom you search.

Skeletor:
I cannot control Daimar, so I will conquer him!

He-Man:
Anybody wanna buy a used bolo?

Skeletor:
He-Man, you are a fool! Daimar was not born to think, only to serve his superiors. He will follow my orders.

Skeletor:
Join me, Daimar, we'll rule Eternia together!

Orko:
I sure feel good about everything.

He-Man:
Well, you should. Today you found something... very precious.

Orko:
I did? What?

He-Man:
A friend.

Teela:
[Dree Elle has appeared from Orko's magic pyramid] Why, it's a girl Orko!

The Sorceress:
Take this, it is the sphere of size. Squeeze it to grow small. Release it to return to full size.

Cringer:
I've had about enough of this world; crazy beasts, upside down trees, fire rays that shoot water. Even Orko's magic works! Everything's backwards here.

Prince Adam:
That's it! Things are backwards here. If I say 'By the power Grayskull' backwards...

Cringer:
Maybe then it will work.

Prince Adam:
[holds aloft his magic sword] Grayskull of power the by!

Dragoon:
Just as I thought. Only one man in the universe has that kind of strength. [throws a large rock, which He-Man deflects with one punch] He-Man. Skeletor warned me about you. Imagine his pleasure when I banish you to the bottomless hole of Trolla! [throws another rock, causing Battle Cat to almost slip into the hole] This hole never ends. You will fall forever!

Dragoon:
I don't understand. You risked your life to save me. I wouldn't have done that for you.

He-Man:
That's how we're different: I believe in saving lives.

Dragoon:
Even your enemies?

He-Man:
I may be your enemy, but you're not mine.

Dragoon:
Maybe I've been wrong. Maybe saving lives is better...

He-Man:
You've got some heavy thinking to do. I hope you come to the right conclusion. But if hear you've returned to your evil ways, I'll be back.

Man-At-Arms:
I've done my best, but it's, it's not good enough. It's time for me to quit.

Teela:
This whole thing smells of Skeletor.

He-Man:
You could be right.

He-Man:
Got to stop you, Trak

Attak Trak:
The sooner the better. I can't control myself.

The Sorceress:
Unseen powers of Grayskull hall, change He-Man from large... to small.

Man-At-Arms:
That's the creature I somehow created.

He-Man:
Not you, Man-At-Arms, Skeletor.

Man-At-Arms:
What? How do you...

He-Man:
Teela went to Snake Mountain and found out.

Prince Adam:
[Eternos is under attack] Come on Cringer, this is no place for us...

King Randor:
If only he were more of a prince.

He-Man:
Tell me exactly what Skeletor did.

Orko:
He shined this light on them and they just disappeared.

He-Man:
The lost diamond of disappearance. He must have found it.

He-Man:
[to Teela] Put your Battle Ram in high gear and head back home.

King Randor:
Now Orko, I would like a request a trick: make my son appear. On time.

He-Man:
Don't sell yourself short. The right way is the best way. Until later.

Orko:
Yech, I hate cleaning my room. This could take all year!

Skeletor:
When you can move again you can tell your people: if they want Prince Adam back, send He-Man to get him. We'll be in the Banshee Jungle.

Orko:
Well, it's just a swamp hopper, relax, will ya?

Cringer:
Hey, hey, do you mind? I get a little nervous when I travel more than a hundred years away from home.

Man-At-Arms:
Attak Trak, use your censors to find Skeletor.

Attak Trak:
Affirmative, message understood.

Man-At-Arms:
Try to decoy him if you can.

Attak Trak:
What do you mean, 'if I can'?

Webstor:
How many more dragons do we need, snake-puss?

Kobra Khan:
The name issss Kobra Kahn, webhead. Resssspect it, or I'll teach you a lesson You'll never forget.

Buzz-Off:
Not so fast, Boyszzzzzz.

Mekaneck:
You villains better surrender, my friend here has a itchy stinger-finger, hah!

Mekaneck:
You're a real pain in the neck, Khan.

Buzz-Off:
Bzzzz. Need some help, pal?

Mekaneck:
You take care of Webstor, I've got a little trick up my neck for snake-face.

He-Man:
I think you lost these, bucket-face.

[throws back two missiles Bellatron has launched]

Mekaneck:
[watching from the sidelines] That should finish that rolling rust-pot.

Mekaneck:
That robot knows more tricks than Orko.

He-Man:
Alright, you overgrown teapot, let's finish this.

Granamyr:
I will not let this place of cruelty stand untouched.

King Randor:
[about Eternium] If that rock goes, everything on the planet will come to a stop.

Prince Adam:
Everything but Skeletor. He'd just walk right in and take over.

He-Man:
[He-Man is tying a Spidarsaur's tentacles in a knot around it's jaw] Teela, could you put your finger here for a second? [Teela laughs as if this is the funniest thing she ever heard]

Trap Jaw:
Come on, Mer-Man, it's time for my lunch: of Eternium.

Trap Jaw:
[to Mer-Man] Quit whining, you seafairing sissy!

He-Man:
[to Trap Jaw] You can eat all the rocks you want in the prison mines. Teela, take care of him.

Teela:
A port-o-prison should hold him. [whips a portable prison out of her pocketless outfit]

Skeletor:
[reading inscription] Beware the Mirror of Moravad, where bad is good, and good is bad. Where one may come, two depart, but only one may have the heart.

The Sorceress:
Then I cannot help you, He-Man, the magic of Grayskull itself prevents me from taking action. For it is written that Castle Grayskull must forever be a safe haven for the friends of He-Man.

Kol Darr:
It worked! Now I just hope that the mirror did what it's supposed to do, and that you're a good version of Skeletor.

Skeletor's double:
Yes, I am. Here, let me try to get you out.

He-Man:
Looking for something, Kol Darr? You're trespassing in the Hall of He-Men. These captured weapons go back to the history of Eternia.

Skeletor's double:
And what do you think you're doing?

Beast Man:
But you said...

Skeletor's double:
Never mind what I said, just do what I said.

Attak Trak:
Attention, attention. Meteor shower approaching.

Man-At-Arms:
There it is! Jumping Jupiter, it's much bigger than I thought!

Prince Adam:
Attak Trak, can you destroy the meteors?

Attak Trak:
Do you even need to ask? Just tell me when to fire.

Dree Elle:
Orko, something terrible has happened. Do you remember the Horn of Evil?

Orko:
Yeah, if you blow it, horrible spells come out. I'm sure glad it's hidden in Trolla!

Dree Elle:
It isn't. It's here, on Eternia.

He-Man:
[pushing a giant hand back into the ground] Ugh! I'd hate to see the rest of this guy.

Cringer:
Twice in one day Orko better appreciate this!

Cringer:
[Cringer is being attacked by Slime Monsters] Watch it, this is my only suit!

Evil-Lyn:
Why have you called me here? I haven't the power to darken the Eternian sun.

Tavor:
Evil-Lyn is right, my lord. It is an impossible task.

Darkdream:
Impossible? Well, do it anyway!

Man-At-Arms:
Orko can hear a pin drop in the Tanglewood Forest.

Darkdream:
The last time you cast a spell, Tavor, the Banchee Jungle turned into a desert.

Tavor:
Well, everybody makes mistakes. Heheheheh.

Darkdream:
I am strong enough to overpower even you, He-Man!

He-Man:
Dream on, Darkdream.

He-Man:
Be careful, Teela. There's enough Nodroxyn in that urn to blow this entire planet to bits.

Kando:
All's well up here, huh?

Squinch:
Oh, shucks. It's quieter than a flea's hiccup.

Skeletor:
Forwards, my lackeys, in the name of destruction!

He-Man:
Lets see you pick on someone your own size, skull-face!

Skeletor:
You think you're handy with that sword, huh? Well, try this:

He-Man:
Anything you can pitch, I can hit back.

Skeletor:
Curse you, He-Man. Some day I'll have the power to destroy you. Some day!

He-Man:
What was Skeletor after, anyway?

Squinch:
Our Coridite. But he didn't get any!

He-Man:
Coridite? That's what the Sorceress fashioned this harness from. It helps add to my power.

Skeletor:
Dolts! Halfwits! Brainless idiots, you couldn't even beat a motley group of gnomes!

Evil-Lyn:
As usual, you overreact, Skeletor.

Skeletor:
How else can I act, when I'm surrounded by such fools!

Squinch:
Hey! Skeletor's mean kitty is after some poor gall.

Squinch:
I'm gonna go get our Coridite back!

Kando:
Wait, where are you going?

Squinch:
To Volcano Cave. That's the only place Skeletor can melt it.

Skeletor:
Once the Coridite is hot enough, I'll mold it into the image of my own breastplate. When worn against my skin, it will add to my strength a hundred times over, making me mighty enough to crush He-Man!

Skeletor:
Now I have the power!

Skeletor:
This is the way it had to end! With Skeletor triumphant at last!

He-Man:
The only real power comes from inside, Skeletor. From courage, honor and other things you wouldn't understand!

Squinch:
Oh, I'll tell ya, He-Man, Oh, I'm through with women with for good!

Lara:
Oh, you are, huh?

Squinch:
Oh, I didn't mean you, Lara, I mean pretty women.

Lara:
What!

Man-At-Arms:
Allergies are not a weakness! They're just allergies!

He-Man:
I feel the boney finger of Skeletor, don't you, Battle Cat?

Skeletor:
[conversing through the Window of Spirits] Back up, Muscle-boy! I want to know what you've done to the plants.

He-Man:
Me?

Skeletor:
Yes, because they're bugging the big bones out of me.

Skeletor:
[about Evilseed] Who does that cabbage think he is?

Mer-Man:
Skeletor, if there's a good bone in you, send help!

Skeletor:
There isn't! Never has been, never will be.

Evilseed:
Give up, He-Man, the days of man and magic are past. Give up, while you can.

Skeletor:
Unite with Castle Grayskull? Never! Never will I set foot in Castle Grayskull until the day I enter as it's conqueror.

Trap Jaw:
Have we lost your knucklejoints? We need him!

Evilseed:
The water has risen. And all is ready. This time there will be no interference from the heroes and villains of Eternia. This time there shall be only... Evilseed.

Skeletor:
Don't you ever feel like doing something evil?

He-Man:
Don't you ever feel like doing something good?

Evilseed:
I will be back, I will be back! There will be another season, yes... yes... there will be... another season.

Orko:
Hey! [Orko floats into frame] Man-At-Arms, you got a cure for fizzled magic?

Man-At-Arms:
[stifling laughter] Well, I don't think there's any known cure for your magic, Orko.

Shaman:
Come, strange sorcerer, out with it! What manner of spell have you cast on us?

He-Man:
I'm no sorcerer. My name is He-Man. I am on a journey to stop this danger which threatens your hive and the whole planet.

Shaman:
Lies! The ugly one seeks to deceive us.

He-Man:
My people are suffering as you are.

Shaman:
And why should we believe the word of someone as hideous as you?

Garth:
No Shaman, let us not judge this one by his strange looks. No doubt we look strange to him.

Garth:
[to He-Man] Now, let us hurry to the Sea of Eternity, as friends!

Skeletor:
He-Man, your ugly friend sacrificed himself for nothing!

He-Man:
No sacrifice is for nothing, if it helps other people, Skeletor. And your selfishness will be your own undoing!

Fisto:
'Course, you know, I wasn't always the man I am now. In fact, one time, you might say I was down right evil.

Peasant boy:
You? I don't believe it.

Fisto:
Well, it's true.

King Randor:
Adam, you will be King one day. What do you think?

Prince Adam:
Of course we'll help you, Rayna. Won't we, Cringer?

Cringer:
[stuttering] What do you mean, 'we'?

Fisto:
So, they think they'll surprise me, huh? I'll give them a sticky welcome.

Fisto:
Only fools want happiness. I prefer power!

Battle Cat:
Now, time for some of my magic: magic digging!

Teela:
[about Fisto] I'm sure it's just what he wants, but I'm going after him.

Orko:
Me too!

Fisto:
Eh, eh, I'm trapped!

Teela:
Fisto are you alright?

Fisto:
Yes... but not for long. Now we are all doomed!

Fisto:
Eh, oh... I only meant to use the water to push you into my trap. But now that I can't shut it off, I'm doomed. Doomed!

He-Man:
This spider must be on Skeletor's payroll.

He-Man:
And when Fisto offers you a hand, boy, that's a big offer! [all laugh]

Clawful:
[holding a secret map of the Royal palace] Now, to the banquet room.

Whiplash:
No, first we must take the queen.

Kobra Khan:
Quiet, you fools. Follow me.

Man-At-Arms:
Look, seaweed! I found this by the door.

Teela:
There's more seaweed over there.

He-Man:
So, Mer-Man and his friends were here.

Cringer:
Help! I-I-I-I'm getting wet.

Orko:
Oh hush, a little bath never hurt anyone.

Cringer:
[spits water] I think swallowed half the river... [spits more water and a fish] And all the fish.

Cringer:
[stuttering] You, you you you can't do anything to me, I, I have my charm o-o-of bravery and courage. Growl!

Skeletor:
[over intercom] Skreeech, prepare to attack. You will surprise He-Man from above, grab him in your claws and carry him to the lake of Oblivion and drop him in! [cackles]

Cringer:
[quietly] I wish Battle Cat were here...

Skeletor:
Are you ready, my darling Screeech? Attack!

He-Man:
[He-Man enters Snake Mountain by breaking through a wall] Doesn't anyone ever clean up around here? What a mess.

Teela:
[Mer-Man comes at Teela with a sword, but she shoots him with a freeze ray] Cool off, Mer-Man.

Man-At-Arms:
[Man-At-Arms uses two metal bars to stop Clawful's claws] Would you mind holding this for me, Clawful? [uses the bars as handles to pick up and throw away Clawful]

Whiplash:
I'll give you a taste of my tail, He-Man! [whips his tail at the most powerful man in the universe, who ducks. Whiplash destroys a fang-shaped stalagmite instead]

He-Man:
No thanks, Whiplash. [Whiplash tries again, but He-Man once more ducks and another stalagmite bites the dust] Let's tie up some lose ends, Whiplash. [grabs him by the tail, pulls him toward and ties him in a knot] See ya later... Alligator.

Negator:
Man-At-Arms, you're amazing. What a waste using your genius only to do good. But I'll soon change that.

He-Man:
[Adam has just transformed into He-Man] I have the power!

Cringer:
[covering his eyes] And I have a headache.

Teela:
He-Man, you sure saved the day. But I'm worried about Adam.

He-Man:
Don't worry, he got out the other end of the tunnel.

Teela:
That's a relief.

Negator:
Of course I let them escape. It's all part of my game plan.

He-Man:
[He-Man bursts through a wall] Whatever game you've got planned, you're going to be the big loser, Negator.

Negator:
I never lose. Nerbs, power me!

He-Man:
We haven't lost yet.

Ram Man:
I know never give up until you've tried everything well we are going to need everything we got.

Prince Adam:
[Adam is working on a painting] Just call me 'Adamo Da Vinci'. I think I'll get a little more watercoloring in before lunch. On second thought, eh... lunch now, painting later.

Orko:
Well, looks like the Sorceress is throwing some kind of far out party.

The Sorceress:
Skeletor is a constant threat to us because of the knowledge he gained from the Golden Disks. Because you betrayed us, Zanthor.

Zodac:
Since the Council of the Wise disbanded, I have served the Overlords of the Eternal dimension, keeping watch on the affairs of mortal men, but never interfering.

Battle Cat:
[growls] I smell a trap [sniffs the air]

He-Man:
Your nose isn't that sensitive, Cat, come on.

Skeletor:
[on viewscreen, laughing] That's solid magnetic force you're trapped in, He-Man! Not even a mega-bomb could dent it. Not only have you lost the disks, you've lost your freedom as well!

Skeletor:
It was torture, wasn't it? To be invisible in the world of men, unable to touch anyone, to speak to anyone?

Zanthor:
It was horrible.

Skeletor:
Then give me the disks! I will free you from the Phantom Dimension forever. And together we will attack Zodac and your other enemies who put you there.

Zanthor:
Zodac is not my enemy, you are, Skeletor!

Zodac:
The Overlords of the Eternal Dimension have decided that there are too many Skeletors in the universe to allow the disks to become openly available. Therefore, I, as Cosmic Enforcer, Watcher of the Universe, shall be their Guardian.

Zodac:
However, keeping watch over the universe is a big task for one man. I need an assistant. Someone I can trust. Henceforth you, Zanthor shall travel at my side... [two beams shoot from Zodac's eyes, returning Zanthor to flesh and blood and giving him an outfit similar to his own]... as a Cosmic Enforcer.

Zanthor:
Zodac, I don't know what to say...

Zodac:
Say nothing, our task it to watch. And it's time we got to it.

The Sorceress:
What's the matter, Orko?

Orko:
We risk our necks going into Snake Mountain, we fight off Skeletor and all of his henchmen and a giant snake, we get the disks, and I what wanna know is this:

He-Man:
What, Orko?

Orko:
How come I ever get any credit? [all laugh]

Man-At-Arms:
[about Roboto] Now our only problem is getting him running. I've tried everything I could think of, but nothing seems to work.

Prince Adam:
Well, maybe we could just kick him. That always gets father's sky chariot started. [Man-At-Arms raises an eyebrow] Just kidding, Duncan.

Orko:
Abracadabra, abracadee, make this junkpile set me free.

Roboto:
I think I'll get myself a nice cup of hot oil.

Roboto:
Hello, are you a friend of Man-At-Arms?

Modulok:
No, I am his sworn enemy. As you will be when I am through with you.

Roboto:
Man-At-Arms is a genius. I feel better than on the day I was first constructed.

Orko:
[the heroic warriors have escaped the Tar Swamp] Nice going, He-Man!

Skeletor:
[but the evil warriors are now stuck instead] Nice going, Whiplash! They've gotten away while were stuck in this vile swamp.

Whiplash:
Eh, gee, how'd that happen?

Attak Trak:
You can rest your neck, Mekaneck.

Skeletor:
[leading a procession of 10 Skeletoids] Here comes King Skeletor! [laughs]

Skeletor:
I want you to witness the effects of my genius first hand.

Skeletor:
Give him another ray of weakness!

Trap Jaw:
[watching a view screen] Oh, w-w-what's that?

Whiplash:
Are your brains getting rusty? It's a Wind Raider.

Trap Jaw:
Oh, I know that, you fool, but there's no one flying it.

Whiplash:
Hmm. It's probably another of those new inventions those goody-goodies at the palace keep coming up with.

Skeletor:
[Skeletor enters] Inventions? I always need new inventions!

Trap Jaw:
Yeah, we could use a new Wind Raider.

Skeletor:
You mean I could use a new Wind Raider!

He-Man:
You alright, Cringer?

Cringer:
Yes, but, I don't wanna p-play submarines anymore.

Trap Jaw:
[Skeletor is twirling his Havoc Staff abovie his head] I-I didn't know you could do that!

Skeletor:
I could write a book about what you don't know!

Skeletor:
[about He-Man] He's as weak as a slime-kitten. Even you two could capture him.

Trap Jaw:
[Trap Jaw and Whiplash are on a ledge and can't go any further] Well, w-w-what do we do now?

Whiplash:
We could dance...

Skeletor:
I had to take time off from destroying the swamp people's village, just to rescue you. And you didn't even have He-Man!

Drak:
Snake Mountain. It sounds so glamorous. Tell me about it.

Skeletor:
Well, it's, it's a dark and dismal.

Trap Jaw:
W-w-with slimey walls. Ugh!

Whiplash:
And strange, ugly creatures scurrying around.

Skeletor:
Just like any home, really.

He-Man:
Evil can often look attractive. That's why we must be careful. You're not the first to be fooled.

He-Man:
Well, that just about wraps it all up. Cringer, let's go home.

Cringer:
Oh! Home! My favorite word. Next to 'food' of course. [all laugh]

Beast Man:
Huh, mark my words, He-Man: some day you will wish you never heard the name 'Beast Man'

He-Man:
I already wish I never heard it.

He-Man:
The source of Grayskull's power is down there.

Orko:
Gee, it looks like it goes down a long way!

He-Man:
It should, the abyss is bottomless.

Orko:
B-b-bottomless? How can something not have a bottom?

He-Man:
Actually, the abyss goes to the center of the planet.

Teela:
That qualifies as bottomless in my book.

Prince Adam:
Look, her transmitter's on. She's trying to signal us.

Man-At-Arms:
Perhaps. This was never meant for long distances, and the Evergreen Forest is on the other side of the Fertile plains.

Teela:
[the Sorceress is reaching out to Teela] Mother? I feel my mother...

Teela:
Oh He-Man, I didn't even think you could get me out of here!

Man-At-Arms:
I have a bad feeling about this...

Man-At-Arms:
Skeletor, even you couldn't be that cruel?

Skeletor:
Ah, but I can!

Skeletor:
This is becoming a wonderful day for evil! Soon I shall have Teela, Buzz-Off and that silly little bag of wind all in my power.

Teela:
I have this bad feeling something is going to happen.

Whiplash:
Gah, if you step on my tail one more time...

Merman:
That stupid tail is getting in the way. Let me go first!

Whiplash:
Following your fishy smell will destroy my sensitive nose. Heheh!

Orko:
Uh oh, that's my ball...

Man-At-Arms:
And that's what's left of my Milectron Analyser.

Rago:
Your father embarrassed me in front of the whole tribe. Just for not finishing some stupid little job!

Podi:
It wasn't stupid. You were in charge of keeping our water supply clear of vines.

Rago:
It was a job for a girl!

Rago:
Now, to take what should me mine: the title of chief, and power over Merlo.

Rago:
Forget it, He-Man, you'll never catch me! [maniacal laughter]

He-Man:
I hate to disappoint you, Rago.

Mer-Man:
Aw, He-Man is always ruining my action. Some day, somehow I'll show 'em!

Trap Jaw:
Sure, Mer-Man. It'll be the same day the ocean turns into peanutbutter, heh!

Mer-Man:
Trap Jaw, you not only look stupid, you are stupid!

Kando:
Come on, Widgets, it's chair-making time. Let's get some branches and vines.

Jacob:
You don't understand! Why, it's taken years of practice to become a, a successful hermit, and now you, you Widgets are ruining everything.

Mer-Man:
Ow! Caught like a fish!

Teela:
You are a fish!

Prince Adam:
Ah, it's a beautiful sunset, isn't it, Cringer?

Cringer:
Hm, it's the prettiest one I've seen all day.

Jacob:
Why, the water's coming up out of the mine.

Squinch:
Can you save our fort, He-Man?

He-Man:
Well, the tide is rising, but... [looks up at the sky]... the moon controls the tide. I guess I'll have to control the moon.

He-Man:
[flying to the moon in a coridite enhanced Wind Raider] Come on, good ship, don't fail me now!

Teela:
[during moral] Have you hugged your parents today?

Attak Trak:
Readings indicate that Orko is probably correct.

Orko:
What? You said I'm right?

Attak Trak:
Yes, no one can be wrong all the time. Not even you. The odds are that you have to be right some time, why not this time.

Orko:
Great! Even when I'm right, I'm wrong! And the only reason I'm right is because I'm wrong. And if I'm wrong, it's because he's right about me being wrong. Ew! That does it. I'll show you that I'm right because I'm right!

Evil-Lyn:
I'll try to explain it again: according to legend, there is a great treasure in Stone City. The city of ancient warriors. If it's true, I want that treasure for myself!

Webstor:
Oh yeah, I forgot. After three days I guess I don't think too good.

Kobra Khan:
After three days in the jungle, you don't smell too good either.

Evil-Lyn:
There, Vokan, there is where the evil He-Man has hidden your LifeBringer. And it is called Castle Grayskull. It is well defended.

Vokan:
It matters not, I will enter this place!

The Sorceress:
This is most unsettling. The defenses of Castle Grayskull were designed to stand against evil. But I can sense no evil in this one.

Evil-Lyn:
He-Man's goodness will prevent him from letting the people of Stone City suffer. He'll see things our way, and then the power of Grayskull will be ours. And the best part it, we won't have to share it with - [turns to see Skeletor enter] Ah! Skeletor, how good to see you.

Skeletor:
You've been awfully quiet today, Evil-Lyn. I thought I'd see what you were up to. Hm. What's this?

Evil-Lyn:
Oh... [nervous laughter]... nothing.

Skeletor:
I can see it right in front of me, Evil-Lyn, so it's not nothing.

He-Man:
You're running out of time, Skeletor. Either you return the LifeBringer, or we'll keep widdling away at each level until Snake Mountain becomes Snake Valley.

Skeletor:
Like I said, there's nothing he can say that will convince me... except that.

Orko:
[casting a spell] Magic from the earth and sky, help me keep his highness dry.

He-Man:
Bath time isn't until three o'clock, kids.

He-Man:
Battle Cat, look out! The Torcs are using sleep-spray!

Orko:
How on Eternia can Dal have travelled this far so fast? He can't even fly.

Prince Dal:
It's easy when you're invincible.

Orko:
Dal, that's silly! I can see you plain as day!

He-Man:
Ugh, what a time for a cat-nap.

King Stefen:
You saved my Kingdom, He-Man. Thank you.

He-Man:
Well, I had a lot of help. Speaking of which, Orko, it's time you helped us all understand what's going on here.

Teela:
[during moral] Well, we'll all see you soon again, and that's no lie!

Professor Smallen:
Eh, this is Professor Smallen speaking. Teela, can you hear me? I believe we have uncovered the Book of Ancient Eternia.

Cringer:
Adam, I think we really goofed this time.

He-Man:
Teela, if only my powers could make you well and strong again. Help me, Sorceress! I need the wisdom of Grayskull now. Wisdom that matches my strength.

Trap Jaw:
Hah! Now you're alone!

Teela:
Trap Jaw! I might have known. You're always around when there's trouble.

Man-At-Arms:
That's He-Man.

Alpha:
He-Man, friend to all. It is so recorded in my memory. Old as it is.

Trap Jaw:
You can't hurt me!

Teela:
Can't you do anything but brag?

He-Man:
[during moral] Remember, knowledge is power. And you can get the power.

Skeletor:
Well, I hope He-Man tries to stop us, because this time, we will crush him! [crushes a diamond in his fist to prove his point]

Teela:
Why can't Prince Adam some interest in something other than fun, fun, fun!

King Randor:
I wish... he would.

He-Man:
Lets go, Battle Cat! To Castle Grayskull.

Battle Cat:
[shouting] What are we waiting for?

Beast Man:
[growls] Glad you could drop in, Man-At-Arms!

Man-At-Arms:
I'm, I'm sorry I don't feel the same, Beast Man.

He-Man:
I wonder what other tricks Skeletor has up his sleeve.

Trap Jaw:
[watching He-Man on viewscreen] Just wait, He-Man. Eh, the fun has just begun!

He-Man:
So this is the Masters' unstoppable army. Well, we can take care of them, right, Battle Cat?

He-Man:
This reminds me of a game my mother told me about. It was called: bowling.

Skeletor:
[on viewscreen] You haven't won yet, He-Man. Your precious Man-At-Arms is still in my not-so-safe keeping.

Orko:
Adam, we're never going to find the city of the Ancient Ones.

Man-At-Arms:
Never say never, Orko.

Orko:
[Orko ducks under and through some vines ] Then we're hardly ever going to find it, alright?

Man-At-Arms:
Orko, can't you ever do anything like a normal alien? Be careful.

Aran:
If it leads to power, no task is too great!

He-Man:
I'm always happy to give you a hand, or get you out of one.

The Sorceress:
Demos and Tyrella seek the sword of the ancients and they must be stopped.

Man-At-Arms:
I thought that sword was only a legend.

The Sorceress:
Demos and Tyrella were only legends themselves, until today.

He-Man:
You look right at home behind bars, Skeletor.

Skeletor:
Hmm. Whatever Demos and He-Man seek must have incredible power. I can wait no longer, I must have it for myself!

Demos:
Behold: the sword!

He-Man:
And by the power of Grayskull, beholding it is all you're going to do.

He-Man:
Uh Oh, that wall looks hungry...

The Sword of the Ancients:
I am the sword of the Ancients and I have awakened to battle for freedom and justice once more.

Karil:
[about He-Man] You know, no one ever sees him when there's not an emergency. Why, he could disguise himelf and walk among us! He could be here right now and we'd never know it.

Farin:
[unenthousiastic] Yeah, sure, whoopee.

Karil:
Oh, he's fantastic! Too bad more people can't be like He-Man.

Farin:
She means me, you know. [Ommy replies in gurgles] But what a minute! Karil wondered if He-Man might also be someone else. So there's no reason that I can't be He-Man, or at least o reason why I can't let Karil think I'm He-Man. Come on, Ommy, I have a great idea.

Cringer:
Oh boy, am I glad to be home, I'm starving. Hm, I think I'll get myself some lunch. And some dinner. And some supper. Maybe an early breakfast...

Modulok:
[Galen Mycroft emerges from his machine mutated] There. Now I'll show them all that they can't push... Modulok around.

Karil:
Oh my! He-Man. He turned into Farin! I mean, Farin turned into He-Man! I mean... oh! I was right! He-Man does have another identity! Farin is he-Man.

Modulok:
But why can't I join your gang?

Skeletor:
[on viewscreen] Because you were a wimp scientist and you could be a wimp villain. Prove to me what you can do. Then we'll discuss letting you 'join up'.

Karil:
He-Man is really Farin, my boyfriend. He just told me his secret when a terrible man with all these arms and legs captured him.

Prince Adam:
Galen Nycroft. He escaped earlier today, now calls himself 'Modulok'.

Farin:
[He-Man is about to face the Grabber] Careful He-Man, he's strong.

He-Man:
Don't worry Farin, strength isn't everything.

Modulok:
But it's a good place to start. Get him!

Prince Adam:
Well, there it is: Mount Fear. The most dangerous mountain in all of Eternia.

Teela:
Thanks He-Man. But where are Adam and Cringer?

He-Man:
Oh, I think you'll find them back at the Wind Raider. Now if you'll excuse me, I... have to leave.

Teela:
But...

He-Man:
I'll be around if you need me. [leaves]

Teela:
Oh, what a guy!

Prince Adam:
You were ready to tear down the windmill because you listened to a rumor.

Emma:
All I know is the rumors keep getting worse and worse! [other villages shout their opinions]

Prince Adam:
But don't you see, that's one of the bad things about rumors. Rumors get worse and worse until people start believing they're true.

Squire Wilkins:
Well, what do you expect us to do, twiddle our thumbs?

Cringer:
[stuttering with fear] D-d-d-don't eat me, I, I, I'm junk food.

Emma:
My name's Emma. What's yours? I mean, other then, eh, The Tingler?

The Tingler:
Eh, Herman.

Emma:
Herman? Oh, what a beautiful name!

Beast Man:
[to Evil-Lyn] You foolish witch! Do you think Skeletor hasn't tried such a plan? That cursed He-Man always shows up... just in time.

Evil-Lyn:
And so, He-Man, those great, gorgeous muscles of yours are totally useless.

Little Boy:
I wanna know something: how come He-Man doesn't just go to Snake Mountain and smash Skeletor into little bones? [the other children woot and holler]

The Storyteller:
Eh, children, children, what kind of talk is that?

Prince Adam:
He-Man never tries to hurt any living thing, evil or not.

Loos:
Gee, Ram Man, where's your neck?

Ram Man:
Eh... I don't know. I think it's under my collar somewhere.

Loos:
How do you turn your head?

Ram Man:
Eh... Well, eh, what I, what I do, it, eh, well you see what eh, well I kinda eh... I manage.

Ram Man:
Eh, Loos, what is the worst part about being blind?

Loos:
Well, I've been blind ever since I was born, so I don't miss seeing all that much. The worst part for me is when people treat me as if I don't belong with other people. I just wish they would understand that I'm just like them, with the same feelings and needs.

Ram Man:
I understand. You know, some people treat me differently because they think I'm stupid. But I'm not. I'm not stupid... no. But, but, but I am kinda slow.

Loos:
And a bit clumsy. [small laugh]

Ram Man:
No, no, that's not true either. I'm very clumsy. [they all laugh]

He-Man:
Alright, my smart, clumsy friend, we still have to find a way out of here.

He-Man:
[in front of all the other children] Loos, can I call on you again if I need your help?

Loos:
Any time, He-Man, any time!

Rose:
[running for her life from Hisser] Help!

Teela:
I'll go see what's going on, Adam. You stay here.

[runs off]

Prince Adam:
All right, Teela. Adam will stay right here.

Cringer:
G-g-good idea.

Orko:
But I get the feeling that He-Man won't.

Cringer:
Oh come on, it wasn't a very loud call for help...

Prince Adam:
Loud enough, Cringer.

Teela:
I wonder where He-Man is?

Prince Adam:
[quietly] If I don't find my sword, He-Man won't ever be around any more...

Teela:
There are more important things than your sword, Adam!

Cringer:
[faces camera] Hm. That's what she thinks.

Sticky Fingers:
Hurry up over there. We can't stay on this goody-goody planet forever.

Batty:
Aah. I know what you mean. Aah! All this niceness makes me sick.

He-Man:
You should have a barrel of fun with this. [traps Leo and Hisser in an empty barrel]

Evil-Lyn:
With Skeletor away for a few days, now is my chance to conquer all of Eternia for myself!

Tri-Klops:
He-Man will stop you.

Teela:
I'm thinking about going to the Darklands, to see how I could get along by myself for a few days.

Orko:
But Teela, it's not safe.

Teela:
I was only thinking about it!

Strougth:
Kor, we have brought them.

Teela:
Father!

Man-At-Arms:
Teela!

Kor:
He-man!

He-Man:
I like getting a tan, but this is ridiculous.

Man-At-Arms:
Kor, you aren't an evil man, you're just so angry you're not thinking straight.

Kor:
Silence!

Orko:
[outside Snake Mountain] Why don't I just stay here and keep the engine running?

He-Man:
This just isn't my day.

Tri-Klops:
Uh oh, am I going to get it when Evil-Lyn finds out...

Kor:
What have I done?

Man-At-Arms:
[facing the Crimson Scourge] We've got to find some water to fight with.

Kuduk Ungol:
You who seek help, enter. But know you this: if you enter the walls of Castle Grayskull you may never again be the same as you are now.

Kuduk Ungol:
Enter the pool of power. Only the purest and the gentlest may have the power of Castle Grayskull. If the Castle accepts you, you will emerge changed. Enter.

The Sorceress:
And that is how I came to be the Sorceress of Castle Grayskull.

He-Man:
And it was a lucky day for us all, Sorceress. We've needed you more than I can ever tell you. And I think we're about to need you again.

He-Man:
That's it, Morgoth. Everything has it's fracture point. And I've just reached mine.

He-Man:
Stridor carried me here. It's only fair that I return the favor.

The Sorceress:
Can you manage him all the way back to the palace? Shouldn't you rest first?

He-Man:
No time. And after what Stridor just did, I'd carry him to the other side of the planet if I had to.

Prince Adam:
[Adam's Powersword has been knocked out of his hand] Well, team, any other ideas?

Orko:
I dunno, I'm all out of magic.

Cringer:
Heh, heh, that's the first good news I've heard all day.

Uncle Montork:
Orko, there are things more important than magic.

Orko:
Really, like what?

Uncle Montork:
Like getting to see you again, ya little rascal! Haha, now let's do some talking.

He-Man:
[about to take off in the Talon Fighter] I'll meet you at Grayskull. Good luck!

Battle Cat:
With Orko's kind of magic, we're sure gonna need it.

Orko:
Battle Cat, you distract Tauron... while I destroy his collection of black magic gizmo's.

Uncle Montork:
Ha! You think your sword is good, just wait'll you see mine. [conjures up a bunch of flowers by mistake] Whoops...

He-Man:
[laughs] How original! Flower power.

Uncle Montork:
The sword must be in my other cape.

He-Man:
It looks like Orko's goof-ups run in the family.

Uncle Montork:
The most wonderful magic of all is just being alive. Make the most of it, Orko. Make the most of it.

Orko:
Through the power of stone, by the mystical glass, let the magic within now into me, pass.

Orko:
I'm showing the King a new trick tonight.

Man-At-Arms:
Well, then I'd better move fast.

Prince Adam:
Why?

Man-At-Arms:
Well, if Orko's going to do a trick, somebody's got to warn the King.

Orko:
Hm. Must have used too much Eep and not enough Oomph. [tries again, faster] Miggle Maggle Muggle Mies, mystic globes, now arise!

Giant:
My club! You broke my favorite club!

He-Man:
It's not polite to poke people.

He-Man:
[Zalt has been defeated by the Sword of Power] He got the power.

Orko:
And I got to get that Gronk.

Battle Cat:
That's it, we're trapped in this wacky place for good!

Tic:
Perhaps we can...

Toc:
Help. We studies your...

Tic:
Gate, and we might be able to...

Toc:
Recreate it.

He-Man:
We'd really...

Orko:
Appreciate it.

Squonge:
Take another look at that ship. See those holes up there? Now unless I miss my guess, those are air vents. If we were to fly very high above the ship, and dive straight down into the vents...

Orko:
Squonge, you're completely crazy. But I like your style! [winks]

Squonge:
Lets go!

Slavemaster:
Not so fast, my slippery little Trollans.

He-Man:
This should do it, Duncan. With luck, this little act will lure the Slavemaster to us.

Man-At-Arms:
It's kind of like fishing with He-Man as the bait.

Man-At-Arms:
And now, for He-Man's next trick...

Jawbreaker:
[throws off his cloak] No more tricks, old fool, it's time for everybody's nap! Ha!

Slavemaster:
Hm, the work is going well. Soon I will be done with this miserable world and off to...

He-Man:
You aren't going anywhere, Slavemaster. [pause] Except to jail.

He-Man:
Well, that's the end of that problem.

The Sorceress:
I think justice has been done.

Squonge:
Well, fortunately, I'm one of the best pilots in the Trollan fleet, because it's sure gonna be a dangeroud flight home. I'll have to fight off the space pirates, and the three headed hyperspace weasels, and...

Orko:
Eh... Squonge...

Squonge:
Relax, Orko, just kidding! [everybody laughs]

King Randor:
Beast Man, Trap Jaw! What is the meaning of this?

Beast Man:
[conversing via a communicator ball] Huh, Mister Beast Man to you, Randor.

Trap Jaw:
Yeah, and from now on it's Mister Trap Jaw, see?

Trap Jaw:
I've got a bad feeling about this.

He-Man:
Right out of the frying pan...

Man-At-Arms:
And into the fire.

Beast Man:
Huh. Well, Trap Jaw, this is another fine mess you've gotten me into.

Trap Jaw:
Me? Why, it seems like it was more you that got us into this particular mess.

Beast Man:
It was your idea to steal the amulet from Evil-Lyn.

Orko:
Oh no, I'm gonna be stuck in here with these two forever?

Beast Man:
Ok, He-Man... how long can you hold him?

He-Man:
What? Hold who?

Beast Man:
[pleading] Orko! How, how, how long?

Trap Jaw:
Oh j-just just give me ten minutes. That'll be enough time for me to get across the Tar Swamp, zip through the Forgotten forest, cross over the Mystic mountains and be save at home.

Orko:
Enough of your nonsense, fuzzball. [casting a spell] Dee la ka, dee la ra, dee la vee! Away from here, let me be!

Battle Cat:
It looks like Skeletor got himself a brand new gang of flunkies!

He-Man:
I'm not so sure they're from Skeletor.

Game Master:
[off screen] Right, He-Man!

Teela:
I'd hate it if you were taken away from Eternia. I'd be losing one of the best warriors I ever knew. As well as one of my best friends. You mean a lot to me.

He-Man:
You mean a great deal to me, too.

Teela:
I wish you'd realize you don't have to show off to impress people. There's a real charmer inside you, Adam. And I like that fellow a lot.

Prince Adam:
Hm, more than He-Man?

Teela:
I like you both. But for different reasons.

Prince Adam:
Teela said I'd never be the hero He-Man is. Well, I hope for her sake she's wrong.

Game Master:
A nice try, woman. But I win. As always.

Game Master:
[about Cringer] All right, I'll take him. I could always use him as a clown, or something...

Game Master:
My Disc-tructor will take care of you!

He-Man:
Games over, you lose.

Game Master:
No! I always win! It's not fair!

He-Man:
If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a sore loser.

Teela:
I never thought I'd see Adam play the hero.

He-Man:
Neither did I.

He-Man:
Just between us, Teela, what kind of a man would you prefer? Someone like Adam, or someone like me?

Teela:
I don't know. I guess I'm looking for a... a man with Adam's wit, and your courage. But where would I find him?

Mer-Man:
Say, what's Beast Man done, anyway?

Tri-Klops:
Nothing. Skeletor's had one too many defeats from He-Man and he's taking it out on poor old fuzz-face.

King Randor:
Duncan, you've had great success in summoning He-Man before, would you please contact him now?

Man-At-Arms:
Of course, your majesty.

Prince Adam:
For a long time, I've had the power of He-Man but, to keep that power a secret, I've had to pretend, you know, to be careless and irresponsible. More than anything, I wanna give up that disguise, and make my father proud of me.

Beast Man:
Right this way, your majesty. [laughs]

King Randor:
You furry devil! You're never going to get away with this!

Beast Man:
Who's going to stop me? That weakling son of yours?

Man-At-Arms:
Look son, you were given He-Man's power for a reason: to help others. No one ever said you could use that power to make yourself happy.

King Randor:
He-Man, praise the Sorceress!

King Randor:
Nice to know I still have the old left hook!

Skeletor:
[to Beast Man] You furry, flea bitten fool, I'll cover my throne with your hide!

Tri-Klops:
Fire away, He-Man, I've seen every move long before you make it [laughs]

Skeletor:
Your mistake will cost you dearly, old enemy. I'm about to rid Eternia of your hated presence forever. You'll feel nothing, He-Man. But you will no longer be a problem to me. By the powers of darkness, evil and fear, I command He-Man's memory to now disappear.

Skeletor:
Doorway, now prove that Skeletor is clever. Sweep He-Man inside you and hold him forever!

The Sorceress:
Zodac, rider of the Cosmic spaceways, appear for us. We need you.

Plundor:
Hm. So that whiny do-gooder, Gleedil, has found herself a new friend. He's a powerful looking brute, whatever he is. [sighs] Such a creature might be of great use to me. [turns to face camera] Me, Plundor the spoiler.

Cringer:
But I get travel sick when I time-travel.

Cringer:
Oh, I thought we cats always landed on our feet.

Ram Man:
Hey guys, look at that swell backscratcher someone lost.

Orko:
That's no backscratcher, it's He-Man's sword!

Cringer:
This planet is so dirty I can hardly smell anything.

Plundor:
Those aliens are turning my robots to junk! But they won't get my magic lickwood.

He-Man:
That reminds me we got a score to settle back on our world with our old friend Skeletor.

Prince Adam:
[quietly] Run, that way, toward the forest.

Cringer:
Oh good, I thought maybe you were thinking of...

Prince Adam:
I am, now get going! And don't come back when I call you, I need a reason to get outta sight.

He-Man:
[facing Rabar of the Rock people] I've got to get closer, but how do you get closer to a runaway windmill?

Ram Man:
You don't need that ship, I'll ram a new entrance into the mountain.

He-Man:
The mountain's solid stone. You could get a headache, Rammy.

Teela:
Like the one Adam's going to have when I find him.

He-Man:
Still no luck finding him, eh?

Teela:
He and Cringer are probably out picking daisies somewhere.

He-Man:
I promise you, Teela, Adam will now how I feel about the whole thing.

Teela:
If you find him. He's never around when you are, anyway.

Ram Man:
Yeah, ya know, I don't think I've ever seen the two of you together.

Teela:
It is strange that your paths seldom cross.

He-Man:
Powers just will it that way, I guess.

Man-At-Arms:
[nervous stutter] Enough talk, lets go get your sword from the Rockmen before they hurt themselves or someone else with it.

Teela:
And then you can help me find Adam.

He-Man:
I'm sure that once I've gotten my sword back, I'll be able to produce Adam.

Ram Man:
I'm more out of practice than I thought.

Orko:
I can make your job easier!

Ram Man:
A mosquito can't help a hawk.

Rabar:
Rabar is warrior, leader! [the other Rock people cower in front of him]

Ram Man:
Rabar is their leader.

Man-At-Arms:
Or at least he thinks he is.

He-Man:
He seems to think the sword makes him a leader. But all it makes him... is a bully.

He-Man:
Rabar, your people are confused and frightened. Give me my sword and live in peace.

Rabar:
No.

Man-At-Arms:
You're going to have to fight for it.

He-Man:
I won't. These people don't know what fighting is. I won't be the one who teaches them.

Man-At-Arms:
The sword, gone!

He-Man:
No, it can't be.

Man-At-Arms:
Even you couldn't survive at the centre of the Earth. Beside, the sword has melted into nothingness by now.

He-Man:
Then it's all over, Duncan. From now on, I'll never be Adam again.

He-Man:
The cave is sealed. Even as Adam's fate is sealed. And Cringer's, too, my friend.

Teela:
Hearing He-Man lecture Adam will be more fun than a party.

Prince Adam:
[enters] Did someone say ' party'? And what was that about He-Man?

Man-At-Arms:
[flabbergasted] How?

Teela:
He-Man's going to let you know what's on his mind.

Prince Adam:
I already know.

Man-At-Arms:
[still startled by Adam's reappearance] How?

Teela:
Don't tell me you and He-Man came face to face and I wasn't there to see it?

Prince Adam:
Ok, I won't tell ya.

Man-At-Arms:
How?

Teela:
[Adam and Cringer walk off] I just don't understand.

Man-At-Arms:
That makes two of us.

Stratos:
I'm glad you could make it to this celebration of ours, He-Man.

He-Man:
I wouldn't miss it, Stratos. It's only once a year you take out the staff given to your people by the elders.

Orko:
Just what does that staff do, Stratos?

Stratos:
This: [the staff glows and shoots fireworks into the sky]

Teela:
He-Man! Are you alright?

He-Man:
Just... mussed my hair.

The Sorceress:
Once the staff is used for evil, it must be used quickly to undo that evil, or it will... explode and take half of Eternia with it.

Orko:
Couldn't we be on the other half?

Battle Cat:
[growls] Time for a fight!

Teela:
Give me that staff!

King Von:
[holds up a diamond spiked club] I'll give you this instead.

Teela:
Why aren't things ever easy?

Skeletor:
Very interesting. So that little floating bag of wind has a secret hidden somewhere... Perhaps we should let this walking lightbulb, Aremesh, do our dirty work for us!

[cackles]

Skeletor:
I must find that robotic lightbulb before he gets the secret for himself!

Evil-Lyn:
Hurry, Skeletor! Hurry!

Skeletor:
I am hurrying, I'm hurrying!

Skeletor:
[cackles] Soon the Electroid and that little floating runt will be in my possession!

Skeletor:
Perhaps if I will help you get the secret, you will help me take over Eternia. Agreed?

Aremesh:
It is agreed.

Orko:
Oh no!

Skeletor:
Oh yes!

He-Man:
So, this is what Skeletor and that over-grown short circuit are after.

The Sorceress:
Yes, this is the secret thing.

Skeletor:
[to Beast Man] You overgrown fur coat, you let him get away!

Skeletor:
[to Battle Cat] You overgrown alley cat! [Battle Cat laughs at Skeletor, sounding not unlike Muttley]

Orko:
[to He-Man] The power of Grayskull sure was with you!

Queen Marlena:
[having hung a medal round Orko's neck] You are now, Sir Orko, the knight.

He-Man:
Without fear, courage wouldn't exist. And courage to face a challenge when you are afraid, is what bravery is all about.

Beast Man:
This thing must be worth a hundred fortunes. [takes deep breath] Why not keep it?

Trap Jaw:
Because, you hairy fool, Skeletor says the Gryphon will destroy anything in it's path to get this jewel back.

Royal Guard:
[off screen] Up and at 'em, boy!

Thad:
My name's Thad, not boy.

Royal Guard:
Thad, Schmad. Who can keep track of all you Royal pages anyway? Just keep moving.

Galen:
The curse of the Gryphon will surely fall upon us now!

Evil-Lyn:
Skeletor, this is carrying things too far.

Skeletor:
I am sorry, Evil-Lyn, but capturing He-Man is more important than the personal comfort of those who serve me.

Skeletor:
To capture He-Man, I'd sell out anyone!

Kothos:
[He-Man has fallen through a trap-door] Oh dear. I really must have that floor fixed.

Kothos:
From now on I'm going to fly over all Eternia. And any time a farmer needs rain for his crops, Kothos' Instant Weather Service, heh heh, will be there.

He-Man:
Well, the next time Orko needs watering, we'll be sure to let you know. [he and Teela laugh at Orko]

Teela:
Today we learned there's no such thing as getting even. Even if someone does something to you and you get back at him.

Orko:
And he gets back at you.

Teela:
And you gets back at him

Orko:
And he gets back at you.

Teela:
And you gets back at him again.

Orko:
And he...

Teela:
So you see? It never stops. No one is really getting even at all. The best thing to do is talk it over and start fresh. Now, you were going to say something?

Orko:
See ya next time!

Count Marzo:
Why am I wasting my time with a bag of gold when I deserve the throne?

Mekaneck:
Phillip... My life is so lonely without you...

Teela:
What about Adam? Where is he?

He-Man:
He's safe, Teela. I don't think we'll need his help. I've got Mekaneck and Battle Cat.

[Battle Cat roars approvingly]

Teela:
And me.

Orko:
And me!

Man-At-Arms:
You can't lose with a team like that.

Count Marzo:
So, you have foiled my plans this time, He-Man.

He-Man:
My pleasure, Count Marzo.

Count Marzo:
I've lived for thousands of years, He-Man, and I will outlive you. In the end, we'll see who rules Eternia!

King Miro:
Duncan, is that really you?

Man-At-Arms:
Yes. And it's good to see you again, sire.

King Miro:
Why, you were just a lad when I left. Has it been so long?

Man-At-Arms:
It's been too long.

Justin:
Father, what happens if Man-At-Arms doesn't come through for us?

Hovar:
Man-At-Arms always comes through, son.

Mer-Man:
At last, the Oscillator is on it's way. Once I have it, I'll be able to control every animal on Eternia. [laughs] Even Beast Man. And perhaps... Skeletor himself! [more laughter]

He-Man:
How about a friendly little contest? With the winner getting to keep Teela.

He-Man:
Why not? [laughter] How can I lose?

He-Man:
Then have at it!

Teela:
He's gone after the Kraken.

He-Man:
Then we'd better get crackin'.

Prince Adam:
[Teela is using the VHO] Phew, sounds like we got here just in time.

Teela:
Sounds? That's funny. I don't hear anything.

He-Man:
Elmora, your magic is evil now. We will free you and Phantos in spite of Skeletor's wickedness.

Skeletor:
[about to cast another spell on Elmora] Your hatred of me will work in my favor. Every time you look at He-Man you will see my face. And you will think it is me! [evil laughter]

Trap Jaw:
Going somewhere?

Lizard Man:
Yesss! Away from you.

He-Man:
[shouting] Let the singer go!

Beast Man:
[commanding a Giant Crawler by telepathy] Take him to Ice Island in the middle of the Lake of Fire.

Man-At-Arms:
Keep back, you overgrown garden pest!

Skeletor:
The Sorceress is in Grayskull, Celice. You will use your siren song to hypnotise her and then sing the jawbridge down. Go!

Celice:
[under Evil-Lyn's spell] You... are... evil... but... I... cannot... resist you. Forgive me, Sorceress... wherever you are...

He-Man:
Leaving so soon?

Skeletor:
Let go of me, flesh-face, or I'll...

He-Man:
Skeletor isn't fighting fair!

Skeletor:
[Skeletor is trapped in a bubble] A zero-G bubble.

He-Man:
I always said you were a lightweight, Skeletor! [laughs heartilly]

He-Man:
[trapped in one of Yog's tentacles] The old squeeze play, eh?

Teela:
[during moral] Now I can't promise that a song will make any magic for you, but I can promise that when you're feeling lonely or sad, and we all do sometimes, if you try singing a song, or maybe whistling, or maybe just smiling, you'll feel a lot better. Honest!

Prince Adam:
So, that's how you came to land on Eternia.

Queen Marlena:
Yes, and I can see it all again, thanks to Man-At-Arm's memory projector.

Prince Adam:
Mom, what was Earth like?

Queen Marlena:
I'm afraid you'd find it kind of boring, Adam. There are no giant green tigers, or magical castles, but it's a beautiful place filled with beautiful people.

Man-At-Arms:
Where did you get the parts for this?

Orko:
Over in that crate, why?

Man-At-Arms:
That's where we keep the bomb parts. This thing's going to explode!

Teela:
What's Orko up to?

Man-At-Arms:
Misschief, as usual. He almost wrecked the palace with another of his crazy inventions.

Man-At-Arms:
I've told you Teela, your father was one of the greatest men I ever knew. He gave his life in battle so Eternians could live in peace. I was honored to adopt you as my own daughter.

Teela:
And my mother?

Man-At-Arms:
That is the secret I promised never to reveal. Some day you will learn that secret, Teela, but not from me.

Mer-Man:
Years ago, her guardian, Man-At-Arms, rescued a victim I had chosen for the Sea Demon. I now demand revenge!

Skeletor:
[rises from his throne] So be it!

He-Man:
[grabbing two Fish-men by their ankles] Boy, the things people leave lying around...

Mer-Man:
Thanks for the rescue, fool! Now see if you can save yourself! [laughs]

He-Man:
Ah, lets hope this will hold Bakkull for another twenty years.

Teela:
Mother?

The Sorceress:
Yes, you are my own daughter. And some day, you will take my place as the mystic guardian of Grayskull. But for now, you have other deeds to do. And until that time when your special destiny calls, you must forget what you have learned today. [touches Teela's forehead] She will only remember that her mother was a woman who loved her very much...

Man-At-Arms:
Well, this looks like the ideal place.

Prince Adam:
Here?

Teela:
In the middle of nowhere?

Orko:
This is hardly a picnic spot.

Man-At-Arms:
We aren't here for a picnic. We're here to test this invention.

Teela:
Today I commited a terrible error in judgement. Because of me, we have lost our great teacher, inventor and warrior, and I have lost a father. I've made an unforgivable mistake. I am not fit to be Captain of the Guard. I resign from my post.

Queen Marlena:
Teela, you're being much too hard on yourself.

King Randor:
I refuse your resignation.

Teela:
Then I have no choice but to exile myself to the Wastelands.

Queen Marlena:
Teela, no!

Teela:
I'm sorry, but I leave tonight.

Teela:
Thank you for your help, but I don't deserve it.

He-Man:
Look, Teela...

Teela:
Oh, please don't start! I'm sure you've heard what I did and nothing you can say will make me go back.

He-Man:
Oh? And what if I were to say that we've heard from Man-At-Arms?

Teela:
He's alright?

He-Man:
He is, if you can call being Skeletor's prisoner all right.

He-Man:
I think we'd better go on foot from here.

Attak Trak:
I will be waiting, He-Man. If you need me, just whistle.

Skeletor:
[to He-Man] I have you now, you muscle bound oaf!

He-Man:
[to Skeletor] Oh, and, eh, watch that first step: it's a Lulu.

Orko:
By the powers of laughter and mirth, change this coal to a thing of worth.

Man-At-Arms:
[the Sorceress has disappeared] We must tell He-Man, it's time he looked into this.

Prince Adam:
Right. The first thing he'll do is ask Skeletor a few questions.

Skeletor:
Hm, He-Man wants something, I'll let him in and find out what it is. But what he's going to get won't be what he wants!

Man-At-Arms:
[to Teela] You shouldn't have any doubts about yourself. I don't. I know the kind of woman you are.

Teela:
[they hug] Thank you!

Skeletor:
Something's happened to the Sorceress?

He-Man:
[more threatening than usual] You know what happened... [Battle Cat growls]

Skeletor:
But I don't, He-Man, I really don't. I haven't done anything to the Sorceress... recently.

Skeletor:
Tell me, He-Man, do you like falcons?

He-Man:
Falcons? Why?

Skeletor:
Because you're going to have one for company for a very long time!

Teela:
[Teela appears at several place at the same time thanks to the Spirit of Grayskull's illusions] Can't you make up your mind, Trap Jaw? Or maybe you don't have a mind to make up.

Trap Jaw:
I'll show you who hasn't got a mind! Eh, I mean, who has a mind.

Battle Cat:
[digging under a volcano] This is gonna be mighty hot work!

He-Man, The Sorceress, Battle Cat:
By the power of Grayskull!

The Sorceress:
Without the right person to sit in it, a throne is nothing more than a simple chair.

The Sorceress:
I know that your mother would- is very proud of you.

Teela:
Thank you. You know, I never knew my mother, but I whish she could be just like you.

Cringer:
I-I hate sand. I-i-it gets in my eyes, in my claws... Eh,sometimes you get it in your mouth. [snorts] Oh, ooh, I hate that.

Prince Adam:
Sorry, you big furball, but this is something beyond our mere mortal powers.

He-Man:
I know you don't enjoy this, old cat, but there is a quest for us.

Cringer:
I know, but every time I turn into that Battle Cat, you get me into some kind of trouble. I-I-I'll make a deal with you: I'll go with you, but as Cringer. Me-me-maybe I can bring some common sense to this quest.

He-Man:
Alright, my feline friend, but when you change your mind be sure to let me know.

Cringer:
Fat chance.

He-Man:
Here's a quick science lesson: what is sand composed of?

Battle Cat:
Beats me!

Man-At-Arms:
Sand is a form of silica.

He-Man:
And if you heat silica to it's melting point, you get?

Man-At-Arms:
Glass.

He-Man:
So, if I rub this sand fast enough and the friction creates enough heat to melt it, I will get... glass!

Nepthu:
I'm tired. I must rest, before I conquer the world.

He-Man:
I don't know who you are, but don't...

Nepthu:
[interrupting] I... am... Nepthu! The most powerful wizard in the universe!

He-Man:
There's no need to shout.

Melaktha:
That seaweed is Moss Man?

Prince Adam:
Yes. Whenever Moss Man goes to sleep, he changes into whatever plants are nearby.

Moss Man:
The moss says to be careful.

Melaktha:
Talking moss, I don't believe it. I think I know a little more about old things than a patch of fungus!

Moss Man:
That's not very nice. The moss is only trying to help.

Moss Man:
[Moss Man and Melaktha have fallen through a trap door] Are you alright?

Melaktha:
Yes, thank you, landing on you is much better than hitting the ground.

Moss Man:
Glad I could help.

Moss Man:
I'll go with ya.

Prince Adam:
Alright, but hold on to the rail, it's wet and slippery out there.

Moss Man:
I will, I'm slippery enough as it is.

Trap Jaw:
[talking into walkie talkie] But, eh, Two Bad, h-h-how do I get the mirror off the boat, there's a storm here.

Two Bad:
[on receiving end of walkie talkie] Duh, better to face an angry storm than an angry Skeletor.

Skeletor:
Tell me about this army of yours...

General Tataran:
It is a multi-attack force composed of laser-armed airships, jet-packed paratroopers, thunder-lizard cavalry, robot assault walkers and five hundred goblin infantry troups.

Skeletor:
Wonderful!

Skeletor:
[He-Man has evaded Skeletor's powerballs] Ah, you leap like a swamp hopper, He-Man. But you can't avoid them forever.

He-Man:
What's next, Skeletor?

Skeletor:
Oh He-Man, how you vex me!

Skeletor:
Attack He-Man, you filthy beast!

Om:
All memory of tonights events have been erased from your minds. You are a young race, but you have proven yourself worthy. You have something more powerful than mighty warriors or destructive weapons: you have compassion. You know that there is something more important than strenght. It has many names. Some call it... love.

Skeletor:
Confound it! I must find out the source of this infernal rumbling.

Trap Jaw:
[Beast Man & Trap Jaw peek around a corner] We, we weren't mumbling, Skeletor.

Skeletor:
Not mumbling, you meat-heads! Rumbling. Rrrrrumbling!

Skeletor:
Looks like it's moving time for the insect people! [evil laughter] Quick, you two. Get out there.

Beast Man:
Duh, you want us to help them move?

He-Man:
Enough said! Duncan, you and Teela take the Wind Raider and find Orko. Battle Cat and I will try to hold back the mountain.

He-Man:
Of all the problems we've come up against, the force of Mother Eternia is one of the greatest.

The Rose Goddess:
Orko, because you chose me as a gift of true love, I am free and fulfilled.

King Paw:
[to Kittrina] By the whiskers of Saz, girl! When will you learn to enter my chambers in a normal fashion?

Skeletor:
Webstor! Webstor, where are you?

Webstor:
[lowers himself down on a webstrand] I'm right here, boney!

Skeletor:
I have a little job for you, bug face. Pay attention!

Teela:
Snake Mountain is just ahead of us.

Kittrina:
Good. Meow. I'm itching for some action.

Kittrina:
[to Battle Cat] Meow. Well... Hello, big boy!

Prince Adam:
Come and see us again soon, Kittrina.

Kittrina:
Meow, Oh, I will. I've, eh got an itch to see that handsome fellow again, meow.

Teela:
You mean... He-Man?

Kittrina:
Meow. Oh no, I mean Battle Cat.

Kobra Khan:
My people, the Reptonsss, are in great danger. Getting cold... The eternal flame that warmsss them is out. If it's not fixed ssssoon, they will hibernate. We'll sssssleep forever.

Prince Adam:
I never thought I'd see the day when Kobra Khan would come to He-Man for help.

Cringer:
[covering his eyes with his paws] I still haven't seen it. And from the sound of it, I don't want to.

Man-At-Arms:
You've been awfully quiet, Trak.

He-Man:
Yes, something bothering you?

Attak Trak:
I do not like that, that machine.

He-Man:
You mean the Land Shark?

Attak Trak:
Yes, it has a big mouth.

King Pythos:
Cold... it is getting so very cold in here...

Scales:
Cold? You call this cold? [does a back flip] Why, where I grew up... [stands on his hands]... it was so cold, we had to put sweaters on the icicles. Heh!

He-Man, Man-At-Arms, Orko:
Kobra Khan?

Orko:
You, you snake!

Kobra Khan:
Flattery will get you nowhere.

King Pythos:
Yes, agreed. Whoever succeeds in restoring the eternal flame shall be King of the Reptons. So let it be.

Scales:
[inner monologue] Hm, by my beard, there's something strange going on here. Even stranger than the fact that I don't have a beard.

Scales:
No, no, I'm on your side. My name is Scales. We need your help to light the eternal flame.

Battle Cat:
[growls] We've heard that before.

Man-At-Arms:
We'll do what we can.

Orko:
And then we'll take care of that Kobra Khan, right Battle Cat?

Battle Cat:
[growl] It's what I live for, Orko!

He-Man:
Got to... drill... deeper!

King Pythos:
By having brought difficulty to so many, Kobra Khan's punishment for as long as he is here, is to make people happy.

Skeletor:
Welcome, He-Man. Are you here to pledge your loyalty to the new ruler of Eternia?

He-Man:
You'll be ruling from a dungeon cell when I'm through with you, villain.

Evil-Lyn:
[He-Man has thrown Beast Man and Evil-Lyn into a pool of mud] We'll be back, He-Man!

He-Man:
Make sure you wash up first.

Zagraz:
I haven't had company in 100 years. Or is it 200? Well I don't know, it's been a long time.

Attak Trak:
Arrival in 2.709 seconds. All passengers be prepared: Old Bonehead is probably waiting.

Evil-Lyn:
They're gone! But where, how?

Skeletor:
It's the Sorceress, you boob.

He-Man:
That's the last time I try to wrestle a comet.

King Randor:
So, just what is it that this new invention of yours will do, Duncan?

Man-At-Arms:
My weather controlling satellite will make us masters of the seasons, your majesty.

Skeletor:
The storm works it's evil. Soon all Eternia will be devastated and I will reign supreme!

Evil-Lyn:
You mean 'we', Skeletor.

Skeletor:
Only if you do your part right, Evil-Lyn!

Evil-Lyn:
[disguised as Zenia] King Randor, you have strayed from the ways of the Eternian elders!

Teela:
That voice... I've heard it before.

Evil-Lyn:
You have brought this curse upon us!

Teela:
It's Evil-Lyn.

Battle Cat:
There's a big difference between a cat and a robot: a cat lands on his feet! [laughs]

Stratos:
[trapped in a cave with water running towards them] Boy, what I'd give for a trap door right now.

King Helios:
[to He-Man] You wouldn't have saved me, if you were evil. Go in peace. And may you find the Spellstone.

He-Man:
A person doesn't need super powers to be a hero. All he needs... is bravery. You forgot that, Skeletor.

Orko:
I hate to tell a prince he's wrong, but Adam, you couldn't be wronger! People are what they are. The good stay good, and the evil are always evil, and I'd like to see somebody prove me wrong!

Orko:
[about Sibyline] Hey, she's bad. I've heard about her: she ones turned a whole army into little fish with feet. Yech! It took the Sorceress of Grayskull to turn them back.

Orko:
I have a bad feeling about her.

Prince Adam:
Don't worry, little buddy, you'd look good as a fish. Heh, especially with feet.

King Randor:
Our goal is for a united and peaceful universe. We first must start with Eternia.

Gorgon:
I've asked you here, Evil-Lyn, because there is no sorceress more evil than you.

Evil-Lyn:
Thank you, Gorgon.

King Randor:
You must go with Sibyline to the Isle of Tears and help break the rule of the tyrant Gorgon, and return Danton to his throne.

He-Man:
Ah, just what everybody needs: a magical island holiday. [rolls eyes]

Sibyline:
I have the strength of the truth behind me now.

Evil-Lyn:
Now Sibyline, we shouldn't be fighting. We've always been such good friends [backs away slowly]

Sibyline:
I'd rather be changed into a bug than call myself your friend.

King Danton:
With Gorgon now answering for his crimes, the Isle of Tears sheds only tears of joy. Thanks to He-Man and all of you.

Orko:
Hey, anyone wanna see some magic?

Prince Adam:
Yeah, I think you'd better do your disappearing act.

Orko:
Sometimes I feel that I am not appreciated. See you later, folks!

Skeletor:
They are ready for transporting, Beast Man. The dragon's eggs. And the dragon pearl... Mer-Man found it in the Slime Swamp. [cackles] The fool traded it to me for Eternian silver. He doesn't know it's value. He doesn't know...

Orko:
Boy, am I stuffed!

King Randor:
A pitty you're not two Orko's. You could eat twice as much.

Orko:
Not a bad idea!

Ram Man:
That's the hardest dragon I ever rammed.

Man-At-Arms:
How convenient. I was looking for something to test my new stasis-ray on.

Teela:
Where could that dragon have come from?

Teela:
Well, Beast Man has the power to control animals, and Skeletor controls Beast Man.

Skeletor:
[cackles] I'm so powerful I even impress myself!

Beast Man:
Gah, but you don't impress me. Some day, I'll show you what power really is.

Skeletor:
Did you say something?

Beast Man:
No, nothing, Skeletor.

Stratos:
Teela, Avion has just been attacked by a...

Teela:
Let me guess: a dragon.

Stratos:
Right, how did you know?

Teela:
Dragon eggs are falling from the sky all over Eternia.

Skeletor:
Our new home: Castle Grayskull!

The Sorceress:
Go back to Snake Mountain, Skeletor. We have enough trouble without you showing up.

Skeletor:
Trouble? [laughs] I'll show you trouble, Sorceress!

Teela:
Hm. This place gives me the creeps.

He-Man:
Lets hope it also gives us Beast Man.

King Randor:
Where's Prince Adam?

Man-At-Arms:
Well I'm sure he'll be here, your majesty. He's been very busy lately. Ehm... eh, government problems.

Teela:
I wouldn't call Lady Amanda a 'government problem'.

Man-At-Arms:
Hush, child.

He-Man:
You speak the tongue of Eternia?

Troll Sergeant Hogart:
Troll talk is tongue of Eternia. But I talk your speech too.

Battle Cat:
Hmm. The scent of dragon is strong, He-Man.

He-Man:
I am He-Man, great dragon. And I am here to ask your aid.

Granamyr:
He-Man? I have heard your name whispered on the winds of legend.

Granamyr:
In that case...

Granamyr:
Silence. I did not say that I respected the name, only that I had heard it. Dragons pay little attention to the lies of legend.

Granamyr:
Granamyr does not fight humans, Granamyr wins.

He-Man:
My friend Man-At-Arms has been turned into a crystal statue by evil magic. I'm told you might know how to undo this spell.

Granamyr:
Might? Am I not the wisest creature on all Eternia? Do I not know magics that were forgotten before human kind ever walked this world?

Skytree:
Through all of Eternia's long history, there has been a Man-At-Arms to uphold the cause of goodness. In a time now forgotten one such Man-At-Arms saved this forest from the Witches of fire. I am still in his debt.

Skytree:
I have stood in this spot for countless ages. From my seeds the forests were born. I am the soul of all that is green and good. Though I may fall, I will always exist wherever a tree spreads it's branches to the sky. Take up your sword, man of Eternia, and save your friend.

Tullamore:
But you can't go, you can't. It won't be the same without ya.

Skytree:
Then it will be... different.

Tullamore:
Hoop-shalla! Hoop-shalla!

Teela:
[reading an ancient script aloud] Beware... those who pass through... these portals, shall... witness absolute power.

Orko:
I didn't know you could read that stuff.

Teela:
I've always been interested in ancient Eternian languages, and, eh, this one is extremely old.

Skeletor:
I'll break the seals and claim it's treasures for myself! Who knows what lurks behind these doors?

Prince Adam:
Mount Eternia's acting up again.

Cringer:
Hm, that's the worst acting I ever saw.

Prince Adam:
I'm worried it's going to erupt. We'd better get moving.

Cringer:
Good idea. How about to the beach?

Prince Adam:
[holds aloft his magic sword] By the power of Grayskull!

Skeletor:
Raven, raven, fly to me. Raven, raven, what did you see?

Raven:
[squawks] To save theselves, I did learn, inside Mount Eternia they return. And find the chamber at all cost, revealing secrets that were lost.

Skeletor:
Aha! The legendary lost secrets, well, I shall find them first!

Teela:
Hold it right there, Bonehead!

Skeletor:
I bid you a fond farewell, forever! [laughs while teleporting away]

Count Marzo:
Then it will be bye bye Randor, and I, Count Marzo will be the King of Eternia.

Chimera:
And I get to be like Man-At-Arms, right? [bends over Marzo's shoulder to sniff his flower]

Count Marzo:
One sniff of my Eternia flower, fool, and you'll be Man-On-His-Face.

Count Marzo:
Enough of this sickening slop! Your friends are arriving.

The Sorceress:
The person you are seeking, lives on the planet Erronea. It is small but very hazardous. There are dangerous animals, quick sands...

Prince Adam:
We must go there, Sorceress.

The Sorceress:
I thought that would be the case, Adam. [walks over to a glowing portal] So I have prepared a dimensional gate for you.

He-Man:
Well, if it isn't the flower man.

Count Marzo:
He-Man!

Man-At-Arms:
We're trapped!

Teela:
Well, it could be worse, at least we're not hurt. [there's an explosion]

Man-At-Arms:
I think it's about to get worse.

He-Man:
But now we must get that Coridite back. There's no telling what Melbrag might do with it. [cut to He-Man and Smudge flying a Wind Raider] This Coridite detector should lead us right to Melbrag...

Spikor:
You are Melbrag?

Melbrag:
Yes, who are you?

Spikor:
I am called Spikor, greatest of evil warriors, servant to Skeletor. You have brought the Coridite?

Melbrag:
It's here. And I have something else Skeletor might wish to buy, namely: He-Man.

Spikor:
He-Man? You think Spikor is a fool? A puny man like you could never capture He-Man.

He-Man:
[off screen] Well, he did try.

Spikor:
[turns] He-Man!

Smudge:
Melbrag, you're a really bad person!

Melbrag:
[gloating] I am, aren't I? [laughs]

Melbrag's Henchman:
Now what'll we do, chief?

Melbrag:
What any evil genius would do. [a beat] Run for it!

Skeletor:
Behold: the Evilgizer! It's a little invention I've been toying with. It can increase the evil power of anyone inside it ten times over, making that person the most evil being on Eternia.

Mer-Man:
Sounds like my kind of invention!

Skeletor:
There's just one catch...

Beast Man:
[gasps] uh oh.

Skeletor:
I made the Evilgizer for myself, but then I found that it may have certain unforeseen dangers.

Mer-Man:
On second thought, it's not my kind of invention after all. [Mer-Man leaves]

Beast Man:
Mine neither... [Beast Man backs out, leaving only Spikor]

Skeletor:
A, a volunteer! Contratulation, Spikor. And good luck [chuckles] You're going to need it.

Skeletor:
Yes, we'll win this game the old fashioned way, the tried and true way: we'll cheat. [laughs]

Bendari:
To fulfill the test, good will obey it's own rules. But evil will be bound by no rules.

Skeletor:
Then we can do whatever we want! And we will!

Skeletor:
At last I will witness the defeat of He-Man! As long as that fool Spikor doesn't mess things up.

Spikor:
[on intercom] You called, Skeletor?

Skeletor:
Not exactly.

Spikor:
Don't bother, He-Man. Game piece is mine, Spikor will be winner, Spikor is strongest!

He-Man:
Spikor talks too much.

Teela:
[running] Hurry, the King is in a dangerous position.

Cringer:
D-d-d-dangerous?

Teela:
Yes, very dangerous. It's certain defeat if we don't help.

Prince Adam:
I'm afraid that this time there may be nothing any of us can do.

Cringer:
[stops running] Lets find a safe place to hide.

Prince Adam:
Well, the King has finally run into someone who can beat him.

Orko:
Oh no, he's not hurt, is he?

Prince Adam:
No, Orko, the King is losing at his favorite game: chess.

Lord Todd:
Well, King Randor, If you would care to concede?

King Randor:
'Never give up' is the Royal moto!

Battle Cat:
[roars] Any sign of my dinner?

He-Man:
No sign of anything. Steady, Cat, no point getting angry.

Battle Cat:
It's not me, the ground is moving!

Orko:
He-Man, Moak is as short-sighted as a bat.

He-Man:
I don't think that's quite the right phrase, but I know what you mean.

Battle Cat:
[growls] I'm still mad! Moak ate my dinner. And he still looks ugly and evil.

He-Man:
Moak can't help the way he looks, but he has a good heart. There are some who might thing you're pretty frightening yourself.

Battle Cat:
[turns to camera] Who, me?

Teela:
What's that?

Lord Todd:
The source of my power. A star gate to another dimension, the heart of Castle Starg.

Lord Todd:
Ah, you don't appreciate the honor I am bestowing upon you. You will be the living model for the most unusual game... in the seven universes.

Teela:
Thanks, but no thanks.

Lord Todd:
Aah, the legendary He-Man will make a wonderful pawn for my game.

Lord Todd:
Hm-hm, fools! [snickers] Even when you think you win the round, you lose the match.

Lord Todd:
Not even He-Man can overcome the natural laws of the universe.

Bee Guard:
Tycons!

Bee person:
But, but I thought Tycons were extinct?

Bee Guard:
Eh, I think someone forgot to tell them.

Bee Guard:
I think we'd better get out of here before we become desert.

Orko:
[casting a spell] I close my eyes tightly, I punch my fist strong. Let me go to the palace, let nothing go wrong...

Prince Adam:
Ok, buddy, I think it's time to make our change.

Cringer:
Why is it I never like this part?

Skeletor:
[cackles] Honey yours, Kingdom mine, once we take the King's warehouse.

Tycor:
No one helps Tycons except Skeletor, but then he makes us sick. Sick, sick, sick.

He-Man:
Besides, it's more fun to make friends than enemies. How about it?

Teela:
[Orko's pie has exploded] Save the recipe, Orko, maybe we can use your pies next fourth of July? [all laugh]

King Randor:
This is a terrible loss. Those books contain all the lore and knowledge of our people.

Man-At-Arms:
And all the great scientific discoveries and inventions.

Prince Adam:
And the wonderful stories.

King Randor:
[covering his face with one hand] How will we live without the great books?

Man-At-Arms:
Very poorly, I fear.

Prince Adam:
[whispering] I smell an evil plot.

Man-At-Arms:
[equally quiet] Time for He-Man...

King Randor:
Speak up! What did you say, Duncan?

Man-At-Arms:
Ehm, I said, Sire, eh, we must find He-Man!

King Randor:
Indeed we must, Duncan, and as soon as possible.

Prince Adam:
Father, Professor Smallen, if you'll excuse me, I... I have something important to do. [leaves]

King Randor:
I'm afraid my son doesn't take this problem seriously.

Batros:
[laughs] How terribly clever of me to take the books. When the people of Eternia find out, they will force the King to step down, and they will name me, brilliant Batros the Emperor of all Eternia. [more laughter]

Beast Man:
If Batros is so smart, how come he stole the books instead of the gold and the jewels? [chuckles]

Skeletor:
Because unlike you, Batros has a brain. What he has taken is more precious than gold or jewels.

Beast Man:
Books?

Skeletor:
Of course, you worthless hunk of fur. Books are the real treasures of the world.

Skeletor:
Do what I tell you, desert sand, for you are under my command!

Orko:
I believe your mouth is getting a little rusty. [laughs]

Trap Jaw:
When I get out of this I'm gonna show you who's rusty, ya rotten little pest!

Batros:
[referring to Beast Man] I found this one away from home. I thought I'd bring him back to you.

Skeletor:
[snickers] I'm considering putting him on a leash.

Skeletor:
More tricks, Batros? Or are you ready to talk business?

Batros:
You talk, I'll listen.

Skeletor:
I'll talk, and you'll obey! You're clever, Batros. Unlike some of my servants, who can hardly think at all. You have a brain that could warm my heart, if I had a heart.

Batros:
I have a plan.

Skeletor:
You see, Beast Man? Some use their heads for something besides growing fur.

He-Man:
Maybe you need fresh batteries for your lasers, Batros?

Batros:
So long, He-Man. And I do mean long. You will never reach bottom. You will fall forever!

Skeletor:
Struggle all you want, He-Man, that net is made of Elastium. It's not only one of the hardest substances in the universe, but it also stretches. You and your stupid beast are helpless!

[Battle Cat growls in defence]

He-Man:
Easy there, old friend.

Teela:
You know, when you open a book, you're really opening a door to a wonderful world of entertainment and information.

Orko:
That's for sure! I'm finding out all about science, and dragons, and sports, but mostly bodybuilding!

Teela:
You have a book on bodybuilding?

Orko:
No, but carrying all thse books sure builds my body.

Teela:
Oh, Orko.

Orko:
Wow! Tight rope walkers, jugglers, wild animals, whew!

Cringer:
Wild animals? Oh! I get nervous around butterflies!

Prince Adam:
Cringer, it's time for He-Man and Battle Cat to save the day.

Cringer:
But we saved the day yesterday and, and, the, the day before day. Every day, we save the day! Gee-whiz.

He-Man:
[to Battle Cat] Come on, leap, you mighty beast!

Evil-Lyn:
[Evil-Lyn appears] What's bugging you, bone-head?

Crackers the Clown:
Wow, I don't believe it. He-Man put up all the tents at once.

Orko:
Well, that's why they call him He-Man!

Skeletor:
[magical apparition] Stop complaining, go home! The only person who's going to enjoy this circus is me! [cackles evilly]

Man-At-Arms:
Lets find some of that Salk Weed and get back to the palace.

Prince Adam:
Maybe we should split up?

Cringer:
Oh, good idea. You three look for the weed, and I'll go back to the palace.

Prince Adam:
[patting Cringers head] That's my hero!

Man-At-Arms:
[trying to figure out who the mysterious giang could be] He must be a spy for Skeletor... or, he could be someone in trouble.

Orko:
[casting a spell] Thunder of lightning, clatter of hail, make my body thin as a rail.

Stratos:
Thanks, He-Man, but what's going on?

He-Man:
I'll explain later. Right now, just carry me up to that ship.

Stratos:
Climb aboard, my friend!

Keeper:
You, what are you doing?

He-Man:
You mean: what have I done?

Cambro:
Do not harm him, my friends. Do not spoil your freedom with hate. You have your freedom. It is enough.

Cambro:
In all my life I have never experienced such kindness as I have received from you three. Thank you all.

He-Man:
You've been away from humanity for a long time, Cambro. There are still many of us who judge a person by his appearance. But... we're learning not to. [turns to face camera] Perhaps from the example of your intelligence and courage, more will learn.

He-Man:
I'll leave for the fortress immediately.

The Sorceress:
You're going alone?

He-Man:
Well, Man-At-Arms and Teela are after some space pirates. But I can take Ram Man and Orko.

The Sorceress:
Then do so. And good luck to you all.

Stanlan:
Hello, kitty.

Cringer:
I'm not a kitty. I'm Cringer. And you scared me.

Stanlan:
You... you talk?

Cringer:
[turns to face camera] Doesn't everybody?

Melaktha:
[about Stanlan] He's a good boy, if he'd only learn to follow orders.

Prince Adam:
The King used to say the same thing about me when I was a boy.

Cringer:
He still says it.

He-Man:
Back to the sand with you, Crabby.

Ram Man:
[having been freed by Battle Cat] Yahoo! Lets get 'em!

Orko:
[punching the air with his fists] I'm with you, lead-head!

Shokoti:
The Darkness... I see the darkness once again! [evil laughter]

Melaktha:
Shokoti!

Ram Man:
Duh, eh, who is this Shobooty?

Prince Adam:
Shokoti. She was a wicked sorceress from the dark side of Eternia.

Ram Man:
Stanlan! Phew! I thought you were Mushroomi.

Cringer:
Adam, in two seconds, I'm back in the Royal Palace, so, y-y-you better lift your sword now!

Ram Man:
Hey! It, it, it's Shapoopy!

Shokoti:
Shokoti, you fool!

Cringer:
[inside Castle Grayskull] Can we go now, Adam? This place gives me the creeps!

Prince Adam:
Cringer, that's very rude. You apologise right now.

Cringer:
I'm sorry you live in such a creepy place, Sorceress.

Cringer:
Suppose this Baron decides to hunt me? I'd look terrible hanging on a wall.

Prince Adam:
We'd never let anyone hang you on a wall, would we, Teela?

Teela:
Oh, of course not. Besides, you'd look better as a rug.

Teela:
[about Baron Grod] At least he thinks you look good, Cringer.

Cringer:
He probably wants to make me into a coat...

Gamrak:
[laughs] You will have a long, happy life as slaves in our mines.

Cringer:
But mines are dirty... and, and, and dark!

Battle Cat:
[having just transformed into Battle Cat] Bring on those Ogres!

Skeletor:
[scolding Whiplash for a botched job] They should call you Wimplash.

Whiplash:
Just give me another chance to get my claws on that Ice Raider.

Skeletor:
Quiet, or I'll turn you into a suitcase!

Orko:
Oh my, I forgot to tell He-Man about the Great Catterchiller. Shoo! At least it's still asleep.

[the ice around the Great Catterchiller begins to crack]

Orko:
Correction: it used to be.

Icer:
I am going to stop He-Man cold.

Teela:
That's what you think, cube face!

Squinch:
[stuttering with fear] I, I came to, to ask if a, gife a, for a favor, huhuh.

Evil-Lyn:
For one so little, he has a lot of courage.

Beast Man:
Huh, or not much sense. Even I know better than to ask Skeletor for favors.

Evil-Lyn:
I don't know what lies you've heard about me, but I've always admired He-Man. And once you do this for me, I'll grant you your wish. Of course, if you prefer the dungeon!

He-Man:
[He-Man opens a golden box, a magical powder engulfs him] It's magic. And it's not good magic, either. [drops to his knees]

Squinch:
But Evil-Lyn told me you'd like the surprise!

Squinch:
What have I done?

Skeletor:
You're no match for me, He-Man. [fires his Havoc Staff]

He-Man:
As long as I'm awake, I am! [He-Man evades Skeletor's blast, which cuts a tree in half] Skeletor, you just shouldn't do that to a living tree!

Squinch:
Keep your promise to make me big, and I'll take on all of ya, single handed!

Skeletor:
Not a chance, little one!

Lara:
Oh, Squinch, you made a mistake, but we still love you.

He-Man:
And you've got the funniest looking loaf of instant bread ever seen.

Skeletor:
You'll pay for this, He-Man.

He-Man:
So you keep telling me, Skeletor, but when are you going to learn that evil never really can win?

He-Man:
You're not a giant, Orko... [laughs]... you're just a big clown.

He-Man:
Wow, that's some doorbell.

Magic Falls door:
Speak the magic word, friend, then enter.

Orko:
Oh but, but what kind of magic word? I mean, what's the password? What am I supposed to do, say 'please let me in'?

Magic Falls door:
As a matter of fact, yes. [the doors open] Even a door likes a little politeness now and then.

Evil-Lyn:
[casting a spell of change on Kobra Khan] And now where stands the Kobra Khan, let there be a mortal man!

Kobra Khan:
Niccccccccccccccce.

Skeletor:
[imitating Kobra Khan] Niccccccce?

Evil-Lyn:
I could only change the way he looks, not the way he talks.

King Randor:
Well Duncan, any sign of Adam?

Man-At-Arms:
None, sire, but I'm sure he'll be here if you can just give him a few more minutes.

Man-At-Arms:
No, the ceremony must begin on time. If Adam wishes the people of Eternia to know that he has better things to do than listen to them, then let it be on his own head.

Orko:
[during moral, Orko is juggling eggs] Cooperation. It's almost as good as magic. Oooops!

Man-At-Arms:
[one egg lands on Man-At-Arm's face] Sometimes, better.

Orko:
Oh, come on you bothersome balloons! I gotta get everything ready for the Queen's party!

Cringer:
Oh, work, work, work. If I'm not charging around as that brute Battle Cat, I'm serving refreshments at the palace...

Man-At-Arms:
What's this, a king sized Orko?

Beast Man:
Who's is he, Skeletor?

Skeletor:
I don't know, but with most of our evil allies in jail, or on missions elsewhere, I could use his sinister power.

Cringer:
[Zoar is schrieking in Adam's bedroom window] Oh, Adam?

Prince Adam:
[wakes up] Yeah?

Cringer:
How bout, how bout, turning off the alarm clock?

Prince Adam:
[yawns] We don't have an alarm clock.

Cringer:
[glances at the window] Well then, turn off the falcon.

Lara:
I've had enough of you, you funny-faced weirdo!

Man-E-Faces:
[indicating the wooden spoon she's waving at him] Hey, put that down.

Man-E-Faces:
Don't laugh at me. Everyone always laughs at me!

Skeletor:
No one says 'no' to Skeletor, fool! I'll force you to serve me. [cackles wickedly]

Skeletor:
After we use this dolt to help us break into Grayskull, you can have him for a slave, Beast Man.

Beast Man:
[laughs] A slave of my own. Now I'll have someone to boss around for a change! [more laughter]

The Sorceress:
Only here at Grayskull are my powers strong enough to combat Skeletor. I hope they are equal to the test, this time.

Skeletor:
Another few seconds, and Grayskull is mine!

He-Man:
[to Beast Man] Let go of that rope, Fuzz-face.

He-Man:
What do you say we pay a visit on old bone-head, friend?

Man-E-Faces:
I'm with you!

The Sorceress:
I fear even the bottomless gorge will not stop Skeletor for long. But I thank you for your assistance, He-Man. You too, stranger.

Man-E-Faces:
Yeah, sure. Well, I guess I'll be going.

Orko:
It's like the Sorceress said: sometimes, the ones who seem the worst, need our help the most.

He-Man:
You're learning.

Prince Adam:
You really didn't need to come along.

Teela:
David was my friend too.

Cringer:
I never even knew him. How come I got to come along?

Prince Adam:
[Chimera materializes out of thin air] What's that?

Teela:
What is it?

Cringer:
I've got a hunch it's not inviting us to a party...

Orko:
Soon the Waters of Forgetfulness will be waiting for He-Man!

General Tataran:
Let's get this straight: I didn't come because that walking can-opener made me, I came because I heard that you had a plan to defeat He-Man. Such plans I find very interesting. I want to see that do-gooder defeated just as much as you do.

Skeletor:
As you can see, General, when I require intelligent assistance, I have to look somewhere besides Snake Mountain. That's why I called on you...

General Tataran:
You mean for my brains?

Skeletor:
That, and because you are heartless! When I said heartless, I meant just that. As you are a goblin, I understand you do not have a heart.

General Tataran:
That's true, we don't need them.

Skeletor:
But this time, we're not going to defeat He-Man...

General Tataran:
We're not?

Skeletor:
No, this time He-Man is going to defeat himself! [cackles wickedly]

He-Man:
Oh no, what have I done?

He-Man:
Orko, when I first became He-Man, I swore to uphold that which was right, and to protect the innocent. Accident or not, today I broke that promise.

He-Man:
[holds aloft his magic sword] Let the power... return!

Skeletor:
[cackles] Foolish Orko! This prison has been magiced proof! None of your pitiful little spells will work on it.

Skeletor:
A mesotronic bomb!

Teela:
That's right. And you have five minutes to get you and your evil cohorts out of here before I press the button.

Skeletor:
You wouldn't dare!

Teela:
And no magic, Evil Face, or I press the button now!

Teela:
You have four minutes left, Skeletor.

Skeletor:
I don't need four minutes to defeat you! [hits Teela with two bolts of magic]

Man-At-Arms:
[during moral segment] Now I know you've been told never to play with matches, because if you do you're playing with fire. And fire can burn your toys, your home, your family, you!

Skeletor:
My patience grows thin! [neither Beast Man nor Trap Jaw responds] I said, my patience grows thin!

Beast Man:
Uh, uh, uh, grows how?

Skeletor:
Thin! Very thin!

Trap Jaw:
Oh no, boss, you aren't too thin, if anything I'd say you look a little fat. [Skeletor zaps Trap Jaw in the behind with his Havoc Staff]

Skeletor:
You tin-tongued dolt, I'm talking about my patience, not my body.

Skeletor:
Castle Grayskull is the source of ultimate power. Power which must be mine! I have tried to conquer it six times.

Beast Man:
Duh, seven. [Skeletor zaps Beast Man's arm with his Havoc Staff] Yow!

Skeletor:
Six, you flea-bitten fur- brain! The first one didn't count, it was only practice. I was teasing the poor fool.

Beast Man:
Huh, I guess He-Man can't take a joke.

Royal Guard:
[chuckles] That Teela sure is a stunner.

Queen Marlena:
On Earth we had a maneuver called the Immelmann turn. I could show it to you if you'd like?

Teela:
Hm, sure, eh, sometime maybe.

Queen Marlena:
Yet, there are moments when this royal life can seem too calm. At least compared to my days as a space pilot.

King Randor:
Yes, Skeletor has not been causing much trouble of late, and I for one have been glad for the chance to relax.

Skeletor:
Oh, why do I surround myself with fools? Even the robots are smarter than you. [drops to the ground in exasperation]

Beast Man, Trap Jaw:
He means you!

Skeletor:
[looking up from his position on the floor] I mean both of you, you pathetic pair of pitiful pinheads!

Skeletor:
Beast Man, go get the power chains. We don't want our guests to escape.

Beast Man:
Right, Skeletor, I will chain them up tight. I'm very good at that.

Skeletor:
I hope so. You must be good for something.

Queen Marlena:
[addressing her old ship, the Rainbow Explorer] Old friend, we have a job to do. Skeletor has my husband, my son, and my dearest friends. And we're going to get them back.

Lieutenant:
I've never seen a ship like that one, but I know a lead ship when I see one. Come on, men.

Skeletor:
Make ready to attack, men. Beast Man, you fly the Collector. Be ready to scoop up the guards as we conquer them.

Beast Man:
Right, Skeletor. [exits for the Collector]

Skeletor:
Trap Jaw, you will control the robot ships from the Basher.

Trap Jaw:
Right, boss. [exits for the Basher]

Skeletor:
And I myself shall lead the attack in the Doom Buster!

Skeletor:
It's a pity that your chains prevent you from bowing before the new king of Eternia.

Teela:
It's a pity these chains prevent me from getting my hands on you, you hooded hoodlum!

Teela:
Nobody, but nobody can fly like that!

King Randor:
I know a person who can.

He-Man:
[He-Man has taken over the Basher from Trap Jaw] Normally I don't approve of Skeletor's methods, but I have to admit, they work. [uses the Basher's battering ram on The Collector]

King Randor:
My friends, It gives me great pleasure to introduce you to the best pilot that a planet called Earth ever produced: Marlena, my Queen. [Marlena takes off her helmet to reveal her face]

Teela:
[flabbergasted] You're majesty!

Orko:
[equally surprised] You're majesty!

He-Man:
Mothe - [catches himself] Y-you're majesty.

Prince Adam:
I was wondering when Skeletor had us all chained up, why did you free me instead of one of the others?

Queen Marlena:
Because you are my son, Adam. I didn't have time to free everyone. And I had a... feeling you would know what to do.

Prince Adam:
Mother, eh...

Queen Marlena:
Adam, a mother always knows her own son. And what he is capable of doing.

King Randor:
The last time I saw Orko was at breakfast. He spilled his orange juice on me.

Teela:
I have a bad feeling about this.

Prince Adam:
[Orko is posing as He-Man] He-Man, thank you for rescuing me.

He-Man:
[picks up a pole] This is the ten foot pole I wouldn't touch you with.

Trap Jaw:
[Trap Jaw takes a bite from the pole, spits out wood] One foot down, ugh. Nine to go!

He-Man:
Hello Beast Man, making soup?

Trap Jaw:
Never thought I could eat that much rope.

Man-At-Arms:
And then things blew from here to the Vine jungle!

He-Man:
[fighting an octopus] I think I may have a problem here. I wish I had a few more arms...

He-Man:
[sighs] If I new see another whirlpool again, it'll be too soon.

Teela:
[during moral] How would you like to have a friend who will be there to take care of you when you're sick? Who will see you through bad times as well as good? Well, most of you have. They're your two best friends... your mother, and your father.

Granamyr:
This is Torm, the youngest dragon of Darksmoke. He is in love with a female of your kind.

Torm:
Her name is Lyra. She is the loveliest and sweetest being I have ever known.

Granamyr:
She is small and foolish, like all humans. But love blinds even dragons at times.

Granamyr:
If you fail, my ears will ring for the next thousand years with the moans of this lovesick hatchling. It is a thought that... frightens even me.

He-Man:
Well, then I'll do my best.

Granamyr:
I'll expect no more. And no less.

He-Man:
Are you alright?

Centaur:
A most refreshing bath! [laughs] The Silver apple is yours, champion.

Zem:
[hiding behind a hedge] But it won't be yours for long...

He-Man:
Just give me the apple and I won't tell Brindle what you did. If you promise not to cause any more trouble.

Zem:
I promise. [hands over the apple]

He-Man:
Good. And now I've got to go. [runs off]

Zem:
I promise... you'll be sorry for this, He-Man.

Granamyr:
Now wretched worm, feel the wrath of Granamyr!

Azrog:
You'll never get away with this, Montork!

Uncle Montork:
[chuckles] I hate to contradict you Azrog, but I already have. You are under arrest.

Spydra:
This is all your fault, Montork. You'll pay for this.

Uncle Montork:
Gladly, Spydra. Just put it on my bill.

Teela:
Hickory? Dickory? What kind of magic spell is that?

Uncle Montork:
It worked, didn't it?

Teela:
Good point.

Azrog:
Oh no, I'm ruined. Ruined by...

Orko:
By love, Azrog. L.o.v.e. love.

Man-At-Arms:
Nice work, lad.

Prince Adam:
Don't tell me, tell He-Man.

Man-At-Arms:
[rather sly] I am telling He-Man.

Teela:
Adam, your fathers been looking everywhere for you. Where have you been?

Prince Adam:
Eh, oh, eh, I was just out on some Royal business.

Teela:
Hm, as in 'monkey business'?

King Randor:
Jeremy will be visiting us. I want you to take charge of him while he's here, Adam.

Prince Adam:
But father, my Royal duties...

King Randor:
They will have to wait. Now show Jeremy a good time. You are certainly qualified in that department.

Prince Jeremy:
Look at all this stuff

[picks up a device]

Prince Jeremy:
What's this?

Man-At-Arms:
Be careful with that, it's my new rock softner.

Evil-Lyn:
What's that? [we hear Ram Man scream in the distance as he hangs on to a Sky Sled being flown by Jeremy]

Tri-Klops:
I can't make it out...

Evil-Lyn:
Use your dista-vision, fool!

Evil-Lyn:
Can you see them?

Tri-Klops:
My gama-vision can. They're just behind these rocks.

Tri-Klops:
Come on, He-Man doesn't have the globe.

Evil-Lyn:
Forget the globe, three-eyes. That new invention is much more valuable.

Prince Jeremy:
I don't get it. Why is everyone so upset?

Man-At-Arms:
Skeletor's warriors could use the rock softner to enter Castle Grayskull.

Man-At-Arms:
[dramatically] If that happened, all of Eternia would fall to the forces of evil.

King Randor:
[as Adam and Man-At-Arms run out of the palace] Eternia's only hope is that somehow, He-Man will get word.

He-Man:
Now for you, Evil-Lyn. No more Mr. Soft Guy!

Zodac:
Grave danger faces all of us this day, a danger so enormous the mind can scarcely conceive of it. And it's origin is right here, in Eternia itself.

The Sorceress:
But what can it be? You must tell me.

Zodac:
Easier to show you with my thought projector.

Prince Adam:
Come on, let's go.

Teela:
We still have to search that fallen ridge. And the King ordered you to accompany me on this patrol, Prince Adam!

Prince Adam:
Yeah, well, I've developed enough character for one day, I mean, look around. There's absolutely nothing mysterious going on here.

Prince Adam:
[sighs] Acting like a fun loving prince sure is hard work.

The Sorceress:
Eternia is an unusual planet. For we are located directly in the center of the universe. It was here, where we now stand, that the explosion took place which created the universe, billions of years ago.

Orko:
I only hope the rest of the universe appreciates what we're doing.

Beast Man:
When Skeletor gets his hands on the Starseed, he will finally rule the universe.

Mer-Man:
And I'll be his second in command.

Beast Man:
You? He said I could be second in command.

Mer-Man:
Why would he want a fuzzy faced cretin like you ruling under him, when he could have someone with my brain?

Beast Man:
Why, you fish-faced meathead!

Skeletor:
Silence, fools! The Starseed must be near. Absolute power is within my grasp!

He-Man:
Skeletor! Making that pair do your dirty work? I'm surprised you didn't bring some of your slaves.

Skeletor:
You flipping fool! Within minutes the whole cosmos will be my slave!

Skeletor:
Hear me, oh Starseed. Encase He-Man in chains which not even he can break. Then, send him away to the furthest planet of the coldest star in the universe.

Skeletor:
We're not so far apart, are we, He-Man?

He-Man:
I can... see why you wanted the Starseed so badly. The feeling of power is... very strong.

Orko:
He-Man, what are you saying?

Skeletor:
You're becoming evil, He-Man, I can sense it. Then join forces with me. Together we will rule!

He-Man:
Come on, little friend, we have a date with the Sorceress.

King Randor:
[after hitting a part of Skeletor's spider-shaped fireworks] My sword has never rung truer.

Cringer:
[about to be transformed into Battle Cat, Cringer turns to the camera] I wish I could talk the Queen into getting Adam a new pet!

Skeletor:
I want Eternia. All of it! The entire universe! And I'm not one step closer than the day I started!

Man-At-Arms:
You know, I'm sure if it weren't for Orko, I never wouldnt've learned to laugh at myself.

The Sorceress:
So you see, Orko, without you, there would be no He-Man. I shudder to think of having to battle Skeletor alone for all these years.

The Sorceress:
Orko, each one of us is important. All our lives touch each other's, sometimes changing things in ways we often don't know about.

Clawful:
It's the Sorceress. We'd better get out of here.

Skeletor:
Stand your ground, you crab-faced coward!

The Sorceress:
[communicating telepathically] He-Man is needed at Castle Grayskull immediately. Skeletor has captured Orko, and is trying to force me to reveal my secrets to him.

Skeletor:
[about Castle Grayskull] I hate this place!

The Sorceress:
Well, Skeletor, have you enjoyed your little visit here?

Skeletor:
Let me out of here, you goody-goody witch, you!

Teela:
[Adam almost transformed into He-Man in front of Teela] Adam, you were saying what? By the?

Prince Adam:
Eh yes, by the way, Teela, remind me to show you my great new jacket when we get back home.

Professor Orion:
Please, King Barbo. There must be some way we can remain friends.

King Bardo:
[on viewscreen] Friends? From now on we are enemies.

[signs off]

Ram Man:
Duh. Wow, he sure was angry!

Professor Orion:
When friends are angry, they sometimes say things they later regret.

Teela:
[to Ram Man] Like you and Man-E-Faces.

Man-E-Faces:
It's getting ready to land. I'd better hurry and put on my Beast Man face.

Skeletor:
[communicating via a magic spell] I have received word that that troublemaker Adam has arrived on the Bright Moon and is attempting to bring peace.

Evil-Lyn:
The nerve of him!

Trap Jaw:
Well, what do you want us to do, Skeletor?

Skeletor:
You must use all your powers to bring misery and despair to the people of the Dark Moon. I... want... war!

Prince Adam:
Well I'm happy you two made up.

Ram Man:
We're never gonna fight again. Duh, I think Man-E-Faces is the best pal a person could have.

Man-E-Faces:
No, I think you're the best pal a person could have.

Ram Man:
No. You are!

Man-E-Faces:
No, you are!

[everybody else bursts out laughing]

Queen Marlena:
I think Adam inherited from me what we Earthlings call a sense of humor.

King Randor:
Well, he'll need more than that if he wants to rule some day.

Evil-Lyn:
Let you who were once King of Eternia, now be King... of goats!

Skeletor:
I will make another He-Man. An evil one called Faker. [and indeed he does with just a flick of his wrist] I have done it! A perfect likeness of He-Man. Sometimes my power even amazes me!

Teela:
Thank goodness He-Man showed up. Funny, he's always there when we need him.

Prince Adam:
Oh, I hope I can meet him some day. I'd really like to thank him for helping us out. And for bringing my father back.

King Randor:
Thank you, son. And now I think we all deserve some fun.

Prince Adam:
Mister Horse, just fly low enough and I'll jump! Please...

He-Man:
Hey up there, I don't like people who destroy trees!

He-Man:
Be careful, Valtira, power doesn't create beauty any more than slavery creates friends.

Valtira:
Oh, what nonsense you speak!

Tyrin:
What have I done?

Valtira:
Destroyed our castle, my dear.

He-Man:
[the castle is collapsing] I'll meet you outside. There's one last rescue I wanna make. [goes to fetch the giant serpent he wrapped up in a curtain earlier]

King Randor:
[about Starchild] Looking at her, almost makes me wish Adam was still a child.

Queen Marlena:
Adam will always be my child.

He-Man:
Either the sun went down awefully fast, or someone's turned the lights off. A flashball should light things up. [conjures one up from thin air and throws it into the air]

Willen:
Wait! That's a tickle trap. If you attack it squirts a liquid that could be very dangerous to humans. But if you tickle it... it lets go!

Teela:
[Teela has been released] Phew! I like a plant with a sense of humor.

Man-At-Arms:
In an odd sort of way, things are beginning to make sense.

Man-At-Arms:
This is very rare. We are looking at a white hole.

Teela:
A what?

Man-At-Arms:
A white hole. It's like a black hole, only not as dense.

Teela:
And you think Skeletor's involved in all of this?

Man-At-Arms:
Absolutely. I suspect he utilized the Council of Evil after he located a dying neutron star...

He-Man:
...and was able to direct it over the castle to use the tremendous suction force from the nova, and pull the castle, with the Sorceress, into another dimension.

Man-At-Arms:
Exactly.

Skeletor:
He-Man! You're a fool if you think you can stop me, here. [cackles wickedly] Now we're playing in my dimension, and I make all the rules.

He-Man:
Look closely, Skeletor. Look at my sword. Even in this evil dimension it can draw power from the good that lies in Castle Grayskull.

He-Man:
You're a loser, Skeletor!

Orko:
Scrabbledee magic, scribbledeedeer, and now by this magic, words be clear.

Orko:
Galloping galaxies, I did it!

He-Man:
That should hold worm-face for a little bit.

He-Man:
Tell us everything you know about Skeletor, the one you call 'Ghost Face'.

He-Man:
Give up, Skeletor, or we'll turn your fortress into toothpicks.

Skeletor:
[laughing] At last I won, the wheel spins!

Skeletor:
Fool! You've broken loose the Time Wheel. It will explode! You may have saved Grayskull, but you've doomed yourself!

Orko:
Boy, It would take He-Man to turn that crank. I'd better try some magic: [casting a spell] doors that squeak and chains that clank, all magic power, turn the crank.

King Tamusk:
First they take me from my palace, and now they chase me in a magic machine. Powerful magic. But I am more powerful!

King Randor:
No, Tamusk. In your day, battle may have been the test of a king, but now it is wisdom, compassion and reason that rule Eternia. Fighting proves nothing.

King Tamusk:
Coward! I will make you fight.

Orko:
Boy, he sure has a lotta tricks in that club of his.

King Tamusk:
You... saved my life, He-Man. By my code of honor, I am now your slave.

King Tamusk:
What a warrior you would have made in my time.

He-Man:
I only fight when I must. And each time, I hope it is the last time.

Skeletor:
Now what am I going to do with a Toy Maker, hm? Take over Eternia with an army of toy bears? [cackles mockingly]

Toy Maker:
Yes, if that is your desire, Skeletor.

Orko:
[casting a spell] Wheel of life, spin round and round, block out Screeech's awful sound.

He-Man:
I thought a little water would spoil your party, Screeech. Hope you didn't get rusty!

Skeletor:
At last, He-Man, I have defeated you. You're doomed. Doomed! Doomed. [evil laughter] Eternia is mine!

He-Man:
Noooo!

He-Man:
Orko, those earmuffs saved us all.

He-Man:
These trees are just what we need: flexible enough to bend without hurting them.

Trap Jaw:
[Trap Jaw and Beast Man are trapped beneath a giant toy dinosaur] Skeletor, help us!

Beast Man:
Help us, help us!