Mark Forman:
It's just that there's no door to the kitchen.
Contractor Laszlo:
The back door.
Mark Forman:
The back door. Yes. It's true. You can get into the kitchen... through the back door. This, we know is a kitchen. But you can't get inside the house from the kitchen! Now, how the f*** did this happen?
Rachel Samstat:
Mark. For God's sake. Laszlo, we thought that you could put a door here.
Contractor Laszlo:
She's a piece of cake. He's a piece of cake.
Rachel Samstat:
It's a piece of cake.
Contractor Laszlo:
You are Hungarian?
Rachel Samstat:
No. You are Hungarian.
Contractor Laszlo:
Yes.
Rachel Samstat:
Yes. Hungarians have no pronouns.
Mark Forman:
Apparently they don't have f***ing doors, either.
Contractor Laszlo:
She is very angry at me.
Rachel Samstat:
He is very angry at you. Yes.
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