Heavenly Daze

Moe:
Hey, there's something funny going on around here... I got it, you know Shemp said he was coming back to Earth to haunt us.

Larry:
Ah let him come, I ain't afraid of that fat head. [Shemp hits Larry in the stomach and the head] Moe, why'd you hit me for?

Moe:
I didn't touch you.

Larry:
That's what I was afraid of. Shemp's here! It's him! His ghost just hit me!

Moe:
I sure hope the DePuysters will be impressed by our butler.

Shemp:
If you HAVE a butler after I'm done giving him the business.

Larry:
Why would anybody want a fountain pen that writes under whipped cream?

Moe:
Well a... a fella can be out in the desert where there's no water to write under, can't he?

Spiffingham:
[Shemp puts his hat and coat in Spiffingham's arms] Uh oh, if someone's in here, then how come I can't see them? And if it ain't in here, then this hat and coat's out for a walk by itself.

Shemp:
Uncle Mortimer, let him hear this.

Uncle Mortimer:
Okay. [Shemp sneezes]

Spiffingham:
Gesundheit. Who am I geshundeiting?

Moe:
[Shemp's on fire] Hey Larry! He's been smoking in bed again! Get the water and the axe!

Shemp:
Put me out!

Moe:
[getting him out of bed] You nitwit, you brainless idiot you!