Hellboy Animated: Sword of Storms

Abe Sapien:
You just made the newbie face.

[repeated line]

Hellboy:
Oh, crap.

Hellboy:
You're not a normal fox.

Fox:
And you are not a normal man.

Hellboy:
Really? What gave me away? Any idea why I'm here?

Fox:
Do I look like a philosopher?

Hellboy:
Nice.

Fox:
You carry the sword of storms, and it has tasted the blood of demons. That is all you need to know. For now.

Hellboy:
Sure, 'cause that's just so much to absorb all at once.

Fox:
[leaving] Don't cut yourself.

Hellboy:
You were gonna eat me?

[repeated line]

Hellboy:
Screw this!

Hellboy:
Hey, kiddo. How you doing?

Liz Sherman:
Great. For a walking napalm strike...

Abe Sapien:
You saved our lives, Liz.

Liz Sherman:
I practically torched you. Not to mention a couple of dozen miyans. Sorry about the burns...

Abe Sapien:
Barely a sunburn.

Hellboy:
Come on, they were mummies. And they were trying to kill you. Trust me, there's no upside to cutting the undead ANY slack.

Abe Sapien:
You did what you had to do.

Liz Sherman:
I lost control, is what I did. If you hadn't stopped me, I probably would have melted the place, and probably the two of you. I can handle the little stuff fine, but when I try anything big... God, the Bureau should lock me up! I'm the real monster!

[Hellboy and Abe begin laughing]

Liz Sherman:
Okay, okay, I get it.

Hellboy:
[wiping his eyes] No, no, you're the monster, all right. Me and Abe, we... I mean, you're lucky we let you be seen with us.

Abe Sapien:
[chuckling] It's true. You do cramp our style.

Hellboy:
The world needs what we can do. That makes us good guys. That's enough for me.

[Liz only sits silently]

Hellboy:
[sarcastic] Gosh, Kate, I feel just awful dragging you away from rotting manuscripts and ancient texts. I mean, you used to research trolls!

Professor Kate Corrigan:
It's okay. Now I get to work with one.

Liz Sherman:
Underwater- that giving-me-air thing- that was, um... I didn't know you could do that.

Abe Sapien:
I wasn't sure it would work, either, but I have burped excess air before, so I thought...

Liz Sherman:
Aah! I was breathing your burps? Ugh!

Thunder:
Do you feel them? Our brothers are calling.

Lightning:
Then we should wake them and bring an end to this puny world of men.

[a chunk of stone flies in and strikes Lightning]

Hellboy:
Think again, dumbass, 'cause now I'm pissed.

Thunder:
And you destroyed it. Hah. Stupid ugly monkey demon.

Hellboy:
Me ugly?

Russell:
[eyes closed] Based on the psychic wavelengths of this room, I'd have to say a massive disturbance occurred here not long ago.

[Hellboy glances around the room, which looks like a tornado hit it]

Hellboy:
You're good! I mean, I've worked with psychics before but you... are something special.

[aside to Kate]

Hellboy:
I hate psychics.

Professor Kate Corrigan:
I know, but we have to use them.