Hemlock Grove

Letha Godfrey:
To everything there is a season.

Norman Godfrey:
Ecclesiastes.

Letha Godfrey:
The Byrds.

Dom:
[when asked if Dom and Richie got the $20,000 back from Peter] He f***ed us.

Mr. Beaumont:
Of course he did. He is a Gypsy. He's doing exactly what his kind was born to do. Blaming him would be like blaming a dog for licking its own ass.

Mr. Beaumont:
[to Dom and Richie] Now, we are in a pickle, and I only see one way out of it. [pause] Take off your clothes.

Norman Godfrey:
Saint Johann. I will light a f***ing candle.

Olivia Godfrey:
[to Prycilla] Hello, dear.

Olivia Godfrey:
[walks into Dr. Spivak's office] And what is all this then?

Dr. Arnold Spivak:
Olivia, you're looking well. How are you?

Olivia Godfrey:
Dying of cancer but otherwise no complaints.

Dr. Arnold Spivak:
Oh! You are nothing if not a survivor. I'll hold a good thought.

Olivia Godfrey:
[sarcastic] Hmm. Thank you.

Olivia Godfrey:
[to Miranda] You're done playing mommy.

Olivia Godfrey:
[to Johann] Clearly one of your lab retards made a mistake.

Olivia Godfrey:
Are you telling me I only have a couple of hundred years left?

Dr. Johann Pryce:
More like a normal human lifespan.

Olivia Godfrey:
Human lifespan is over like that. [snaps fingers] Hardly worth going through the trouble of being born.

Olivia Godfrey:
Creeping mother of Christ.

Dr. Johann Pryce:
Compassion doesn't suit you, Olivia. I miss that venomous disposition and that heart the size of a caraway seed.

Peter Rumancek:
I see what's gonna happen in dreams before it goes down.

Michael Chasseur:
And I have a pet unicorn I bought on the planet Zorknoin.

Peter Rumancek:
See, I told you weren't gonna believe it!

Michael Chasseur:
And you knew that on account of you being psychic?

Peter Rumancek:
I have not turned.

Destiny Rumancek:
And you haven't been fooling with those dreams?

Peter Rumancek:
[shakes head "no" then holds hand up] On my gypsy's honor.

Destiny Rumancek:
[scoffs] That's what worries me.

Lynda Rumancek:
How long's the trip to the next squirrel cage?

Corrections Guard #2:
Three and a half hours and no potty stops.

Lynda Rumancek:
You two won't mind driving back with the windows down then, huh?

Lynda Rumancek:
[to the Corrections Guards] No wonder your hands are sticky, the way you two jerk each other off.

Roman Godfrey:
Honey, I'm home.

Lynda Rumancek:
If we don't make it easier on ourselves, who will?

Dr. Johann Pryce:
...And like many beautiful things, deceiving. It grows, feeds, breaths, and is not a living thing.

Christina Wendall:
I wanna feel life, because I wanna be an author. So like, all the horrible things that happen to me? They're okay because they just bring me closer to enlightenment.

Shelley Godfrey:
...Astonishing how much of the worlds troubles can be erased by the simplest smile.

Christina Wendall:
I've seen you swimming in my grandparent's pond.

Peter Rumancek:
So you've seen me naked.

Christina Wendall:
I don't care. It's just that I'm a novelist, so it's important to me to understand people's motivations.

Christina Wendall:
So, are you a werewolf, or what?

Peter Rumancek:
Sure. Are you a retard?

JR Godfrey:
What are you?

Olivia Godfrey:
Annoyed, exasperated, sexually underwhelmed. Shall I go on?

JR Godfrey:
What - are you?

Olivia Godfrey:
Pull the trigger. Find out.

Dr. Johann Pryce:
[to Roman about he and Olivia] Both of you are toxic.

Roman Godfrey:
You want to watch out for those speed traps. The five-O can be real f***heads. But you probably get professional courtesy.

Michael Chasseur:
Why don't you come along? Me being new around here.

Roman Godfrey:
Unfortunately, I have a pressing doctor's appointment I can't reschedule.

Roman Godfrey:
[to Johann] I can't tell you how disturbing it is you're the one responsible for my sister's peace of mind.

Dr. Johann Pryce:
Nobody means more to me in this world than that girl in there.

Roman Godfrey:
Then we at least have one thing in common.

Emilio:
[walks out of the house] Julian! Front and center. It's time for your allergy shot.

Julian:
[on the ground after jumping off a swing] I can't move. I'm dead.

Emilio:
There's a Fruit Roll-Up in it for you.

Destiny Rumancek:
Quite the pad. Must be a great place to play house.

Miranda Cates 2014:
Yup, that's my evil master plan, become a housewife and conquer the world one casserole at a time.

Destiny Rumancek:
[to Miranda] I thought you were all about a payday but I guess you're just one of those girls who needs to be the center of attention no matter how many guys are involved.

Destiny Rumancek:
[to Miranda] As we discussed, I'm not gonna stand by and watch you smash my cousin's heart into a million pieces just so you can get double dipped.

Olivia Godfrey:
[to Roman after overpowering him] How does it feel to be human?

Dr. Johann Pryce:
[to Shelley] What do you call a fish with no eyes? [she does not answer] A "fsh." [they both chuckle]

Olivia Godfrey:
[at the dinner table with Roman and Shelley] Should we go through the motions at least? [pause] How was everyone's day?

Roman Godfrey:
[sarcastic, lifting up his glass to Olivia] Every breath, a gift.

Dr. Clementine Chasseur:
Hmm, quid pro quo is it now, Clarice?

Tom Sworn:
I don't speak Spanish.

Roman Godfrey:
[about to undergo his first treatment] Is there nothing you can do to control the pain?

Dr. Johann Pryce:
Think happy thoughts.

Andreas Vasilescu:
Every moment without you will be torture.

Destiny Rumancek:
Oh, I'm sure you'll survive.

Andreas Vasilescu:
The true warrior runs today and lives to fight another day.

Dr. Galina Zheleznova-Burdukovskaya:
[to Olivia referring to Johann] He is a dog who eats his own feces and thinks it's sirloin steak.

Dr. Johann Pryce:
[to Olivia] Roman has decided to cast away his greatest power. He'll be a docile as a kitten. Much much easier for us to manage. And let's call a spade a spade. He loathes you with every fiber of his being.

Olivia Godfrey:
I don't kill my children [pause] anymore. I've changed.

Olivia Godfrey:
You have no heart.

Roman Godfrey:
It's hereditary.

Miranda Gates:
[after "beating" Loisa at arm wrestling] It's like my uncle Farley always used to say. "It's not how you do a thing, it's getting it done."

Peter Rumancek:
And what did he do?

Miranda Gates:
He dropped a cinderblock on his foot and he collected disability for the rest of his life. [laughs]

Anna:
[to Olivia] I'm being usurped, madam. The little whore has taken over care of the baby.

Norman Godfrey:
For Christ's sake, Pryce, will you just for once in your life shut the f*** up and listen?

Dr. Johann Pryce:
I'm shutting the f*** up and listening as per your instructions.

Dr. Galina Zheleznova-Burdukovskaya:
I know not what this talk is of school and dogs.

Dr. Johann Pryce:
How badly is she injured?

Norman Godfrey:
Nothing the great and terrible Pryce can't handle.

Destiny Rumancek:
I know a grift when I see one. You find yourself a poor, little, rich boy, you park your car in front of his house and then you get your partner to ram it into the ditch. I bet you weren't even in the car when it happened.

Miranda Gates:
I don't have a partner.

Destiny Rumancek:
You show up at rich boy's door, "Oh, I have a scratch on my head. I've had a terrible accident." He takes you in and then you worm your way into the sack and give it to him like he's never had it before. "Oh, daddy! Oh, you're so big! Oh, I'm coming so hard - "

Miranda Gates:
[interrupting] F*** you! [tries to walk away]

Destiny Rumancek:
[blocks her path] "I think I'm gonna explode!" You get him all cranked up, working him, then you start looking around for somebody to drive him crazy with jealousy with. This is where you get lucky. [points at Miranda in the chest] 'Cause you find yourself a guy with soulful eyes, who just happens to work at the repair shop. So you use repair shop boy as your patsy. I mean, it's almost too easy. [laughs] But what you don't know is, but there are two things you don't know. One, Roman is a whole pile of evil sh*t that you even begin to understand. Two, Peter has a tender heart, and a cousin who loves him, and if you hurt him, I will put so much pain on you, you will never get well.

Miranda Gates:
I gotta go.

Destiny Rumancek:
Hey, you saw an opportunity and you worked it. I get that. I've done worse, trust me. [laughs] It's a rough world and a girl's gotta make a buck. But you, girlfriend, gotta go make it somewhere else. [puts an arm around her and starts ushering her to the door] So I'm just telling you this for your own good, Miranda. So go pack up your stuff, hit the road, and don't you ever come back here.It will end very badly for you if you don't. [kisses the side of her head]

Dr. Johann Pryce:
Glowworm, you've lost your glow. But you found your voice. I'm so proud of you. I never gave up hope.

Francis Pullman:
Where does the soul go? That's why they killed us... The plan, it's all in their plan. But it- it's not right. It's not right that now we have to see these things. I don't wanna see.

[talking about the brutal wild killings]

Roman Godfrey:
Are you sure it wasn't you?

Peter Rumancek:
I never go out on an empty stomach. Also, f*** you.

Peter Rumancek:
You can tell a whole life by a scent.

Dr. Galina Zhelezhnova- Burdukovskaya:
[to Olivia] Plasma broth you've been drinking... you think Dr. Pryce developed it for upir happy hour?

Dr. Galina Zhelezhnova- Burdukovskaya:
[to Olivia] Pryce serves you horse soup. Prycilla is unicorn. Eat the unicorn.