Hillbillys in a Haunted House

[first lines]

[Boots, Woody and Jeepers blunder into a shootout between lawmen and enemy agents]

Deputy Sheriff:
[to one of the spies] Drop it!

Sheriff:
[to the entertainers] It's okay. Sorry you got caught in the middle.

Woody Wetherby:
What's goin' on?

Sheriff:
Spies.

Jeepers:
Spies?

Sheriff:
That's right - over in Acme City and in these hills. They're all over the place.

[Boots screams when she sees a gorilla, which disappears before Woody and Jeepers turn around]

Boots Malone:
It could have been my imagination.

Jeepers:
Boy, between the three of us, there's sure a lot of imaginatin' goin' on.

[looking at a gorgeous woman on the viewscreen]

Gregor:
Who are you?

Agent Ming Toy:
Agent Ming Toy - 38-24-36.

Woody Wetherby:
You awake?

Jeepers:
I'm awake. How do you expect me to sleep with you roamin' around half the night?

Jeepers:
Sorry about that, Chief.

Jeepers:
Boots! Boots!

Woody Wetherby:
Where are you, Boots? Check the closet. Anything in there?

Jeepers:
Nothing but a weirdwolf... A weirdwolf!

[Jeepers and Woody flee]

[Jeepers has fallen into an empty grave]

Woody Wetherby:
What are you doin' down there?

Jeepers:
Well, I ain't lookin' for new talent.

Agent Jim Meadows:
Have you ever heard of M.O.T.H.E.R.?

Jeepers:
M.O.T.H.E.R.? Hey, that spells "mother".

Woody Wetherby:
I know "Mother McCree" and some other songs about mother.

Agent Jim Meadows:
"M.O.T.H.E.R." is "Master Organization to Halt Enemy Resistance".