Hobbit

Bilbo Baggins:
I'm Mr. Bilbo Baggins, I've lost my dwarves, my wizard and my way.

Bilbo Baggins:
A box without hinges, key, or a lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid.

Gollum:
Eggs! Eggs is the answer.

Thorin:
May the hair on his toes never fall off!

Gandalf the Grey:
I am Gandalf, and Gandalf means ME!

Smaug:
I am strong, Strong, STRONG!

Bilbo Baggins:
No hat, no stick, no pipe, not even a pocket handherchief. How can one survive?

Bilbo Baggins:
We hobbits are plain, quiet creatures. Adventures make one late for dinner.

Bilbo Baggins:
This is deucedly uncomfortable. I'm certain to get a rash!

Thorin:
That armor was forged in the foundaries of my grandfather. Wear it proudly, and it will carry you to victory!

Bilbo Baggins:
BOTHER victory! I hope only to be taken prisoner as quickly as possible!

Thorin:
Those are the words of a COWARD!

Bilbo Baggins:
The coward who flushed out Smaug? The coward who saved you time and time again? The coward who always went forward while you cringed behind?

Thorin:
You don't see us cringing NOW, do you?

Bilbo Baggins:
This is MADNESS! Fourteen against ten thousand, and yet you march off to certain destruction as merrily as if you were on your way to another tea party!

Thorin:
Your kind will never understand war, hobbit. This is WAR!