Hollow Man

Sebastian:
It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore.

Sebastian:
You don't make history by following the rules, you make it by seizing the moment!

Sebastian:
If were going to move forward this is the next logical step.

Linda:
*You cracked the code*! 11 months, and you suddenly come up with it out of the blue. How?

Sebastian:
The usual: coffee and Twinkies.

Matt:
My 5th grade teacher told me, that "Genius is the ability to go from A to D without having to go through B and C." Sebastian can do that, but for me, I gotta have the B and C.

Linda:
What bothers you most? The thing you don't have a life, or that I do?

Sebastian:
Well, your objections have been duly noted and summarily overruled.

Sarah:
Yes, Sir!

Sebastian:
How come when you say "Yes, Sir" it kinda sounds like "F*** you!"

Sarah:
Practice!

Matt:
How did we let him talk us into this?

Linda:
Can we talk about it later? I'm trying to make love to you.

Sebastian:
Ladies, please. This is science.

Janice:
So, what's it like being a ghost?

Sebastian:
Ghosts are dead. I'm very much alive.

Matt:
Any last words?

Sebastian:
Yeah. If I die, pretend I said something deep and clever.

Carter:
I'd suck the tits right off of you.

Janice:
If it is a snuff film, I got dibs on his Porsche.

Frank:
Janice! How can you say that?

Janice:
You're right. Sorry.

Frank:
The Porsche is mine!

Matt:
Sarah is not in a good mood today, so I suggest you play nice.

Sarah:
This is bullshit, Sebastian, bullshit.

Sebastian:
And good morning to you too!

Dr. Kramer:
I'm going to call out the scientific council.

Matt:
Is there anything we can do in the meantime?

Dr. Kramer:
How about clearing out your offices?

Linda:
For what is worth, we're both very sorry.

Dr. Kramer:
It's a little a late for apologies.

Mrs. Kramer:
What's the problem?

Dr. Kramer:
Just a screw-up at work!

Mrs. Kramer:
How bad?

Dr. Kramer:
Bad enough to wake up a few Generals.

Sebastian:
Hi boss!

Linda:
Sebastian,do you have any idea what time it is?

Sebastian:
You know Da Vinci never slept. Said it was a waste of time.

Matt:
Ever tell you the one about Superman and Wonder Woman?

Sebastian:
I don't think so.

Matt:
So Superman's flying around the city, and he's horny as hell. Lo and behold he looks down and sees Wonder Woman, completely nude, sunning herself up on the roof of the Justice League. I mean she is lying there naked and spread eagle. So Superman starts thinking, "Man... this is too easy. I could go down there, do a little fast pumping and be gone before she even sees me." After all he is faster than a speeding bullet, right? Anyway, he swoops down, takes care of business so quick, you can't even see him. Well... I tell ya. Wonder Woman looks up, surprised as hell and says "What the hell was that." And the Invisible Man replies "I dunno know, but it sure hurt like hell."

Sebastian:
You know, that could be the last joke I ever hear.

Matt:
C'mon, man. That's funny sh*t.

Frank:
[over intercom] This is God. You are disturbing the natural order of things, and will be severely punished for all eternity. God has spoken.

Sebastian:
How many times I have to tell you, Frank? You're not God. I am.

Matt:
Sebastian, can you hear me?

Sebastian:
The lights! Turn off the... lights!

[Linda and Matt turn off the lights]

Sebastian:
I can't close my eyes.

Linda:
You can, but your eyelids are transparent.

Sebastian:
It's weird. I feel the same, but I'm not here.

[Linda pushes on Sebastian's chest]

Linda:
You're here.

Sebastian:
I can't take much more testing.

Matt:
I know how hard it is.

Sebastian:
Bullshit. You don't know anything.

Matt:
This isn't easy for any of us.

Sebastian:
F*** you, Matt! It is easy for you. I was to be in phase-shift for three days. It's been ten f***ing days, all right? Ten days of tissue tests, radiation tests, and your f***ing needles! I can't f***ing take it anymore.

Matt:
What I meant was...

Sebastian:
F*** what you meant! And don't ever... Don't ever tell me how hard you have it.

Sebastian:
Hey, would you like to know what it's like making love to an invisible man?

Linda:
It would just be like old times.

Sebastian:
What do you mean?

Linda:
You were never there.

Frank:
You think Sebastian is bad? Just wait 'til our military gets their hands on this.

Sarah:
Better our military than someone else's.

Linda Mckay:
Let me tell you a little secret. The concept of Sebastian is much more appealing than Sebastian himself.