Hollywood Stadium Mystery

Bill Devons:
Paulie, will you marry me?

Pauline Ward:
Marry you?

Bill Devons:
Yes, then I'd have a legal right to box your ears in.

Pauline Ward:
Oh a wife beater, eh? No thank you.

Jake:
Now that's a great idea, why don't we get married? That way you can save my 10%.

Pauline Ward:
And you can keep my 90%, no thanks.

Nick Nicholls:
That's the finest confession I ever dictated.