Holy Musical B@man!

Batman:
There's no God up here... only Batman!

Sweet Tooth:
Well, well, well. It looks like you guys are up to your old TWIX!

Chase Meridian:
We're all just pawns in a f***ing game of chess!

Superman:
F*** you!

Batman:
F*** YOU!

Batman:
You look cool in your tights... for an alien dick!

T.G.I. Friday's Worker:
I'm sorry but here at T.G.I. Fridays all we can offer you is lukewarm service and a forced fun atmosphere.

Batman:
I'm Bruce Man - f***! I'm Bat Wayne - f***! Can I start over? I'm Batman - f***! I'm Bruce Wayne.

Batman, Robin:
A juicebox! And make it a Mott's goddammit!

Batman:
You got my hopes up so high... and then you mugged and shot them in an alleyway.

Superman:
Wait, you know my secret identity?

Green Lantern:
It's a secret?

Batman:
[Accepts ring from Superman] Thanks I'll give this to Lois Lane tonight... after I naked her.

Robin:
Look Batman! A dog!

Batman:
Quick Robin, pet it!

Sweet Tooth:
Who can take the sunshine, and sprinkle it with BLOOD?

Batman:
I'm a big bat, but a tiny pterodactyl.

Superman:
[to Batman] You beat me up and you YELLED at me!

Superman:
Hey Batman, it's Superman. So I heard about your new sidekick. That's cool. So you're copying me again? Everyone remembers my sidekick, Krypto the Superdog! Man growing up that super dog was a super man's best friend. Then we moved to Metropolis and he started chasing cars and destroying them and leaving some super poops on the floor on my not so super-efficiency. Then he super humped Lois' leg and put her in that full body cast and that was kinda strike three for Krypto. So I moved him to a pen in the fortress, but I guess he couldn't take the solitude. He wanted to run, not be cooped up, so he ran off on me. I miss that dog.

Commissioner Gordon:
Thanks Robin, but where are your pants?

Robin:
Pants are a luxury. My costume is designed to be aerodynamically perfect!

Commissioner Gordon:
God, you suck.

Robin:
If I were to wear pants it would decrease my crime fighting ability by 20%! I can't afford that! Can you?

Commissioner Gordon:
Well geez, if you can't afford a pair of pants, I'll give you mine

Robin:
What's the matter with your tum tum?

Sluggers:
It's freaking upset!

Batman:
Bills, bills bills- hey! What's this? It's a letter from Spiderman! I bet it's about that lousy-ass slow plane that I sent him. Let's take a look. "Dear Bats, thanks for the offer but I won't be able to take the plane off your hands, I don't have any place to... stick it."

[laughs]

Batman:
"Love, your friendly neighborhood Spiderman. PS I'm a huge fan, I follow you on the web."

[laughs]

Batman:
Wow. What a sweetheart. This is going up on the Batfridge. Quick O'Malley, to the Batfridge!