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Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
What did you do to my car?

Oh:
What dooz you mean?

Oh:
It should to hover much better now.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
It's a car. I didn't hover at all before.

Oh:
Your vehicle is infested.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
It's not infested. He's my pet. His name is Pig. Don't touch him.

Oh:
Now, he is vibrating. Is he going to explode?

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
No, he is just purring.

Oh:
Why do you haves this thing? Is it useful? Does it give meat or milk?

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
What? Ugh. No, you just have pets. For fun, and companionship.

Oh:
You has me for companion on the ship.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Smell you later!

Oh:
Smell me now! I can do fixing your car. I have seen you has broken it.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
I didn't break it. I am a good driver. It's supposed to be like that.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Okay, pee break.

Oh:
I, too, has to break pee. Or as you calls it 'Number 1'.We also has the 'number 2'

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Okay.

Oh:
and the 'Number 3'.

Oh:
Okay.

Oh:
It is is a good thing I dooz not has to go the 'Number 3'.It would not be safe for you.'

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Urrgh.

Oh:
We only dooz it once a year.I would not call it a holiday. But you dooz need to take the day off.

Oh:
Ah!. Involuntary physical response. You have tricked me into listening to a debilitating sonic weapon.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
If you want humans to not hate you you could start by liking some of our stuff.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Confusion. What is happening to my body?

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
It's called dancing.

Oh:
Bovvs do not dancing.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
I can tell. But you're getting the hang of it.

Oh:
How long before this kills me? I am not in control of my own extremities.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
That's it. Work it.

Oh:
I do not want it to work.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Hey, you know what. Boo rhyme with 'groove'. Shake you Boov thing.

Oh:
It is shaking in a most undignified way. Oh no, My hands are in the air as if I just do not care. This is not how a Boov behaves.

[repeated line]

Oh:
Ow, pain!

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
What is the purpose of your face?

Oh:
I has confusion. I do not wish to be erased. But maybe Captain Smek is right. It is possible, I will continue making hilarious mistakes.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Probably.

Oh:
That is not making me feel better.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Nobody is perfect. You know, my Mum says your mistakes are what make you human.

Oh:
That is not what makes you Boov.

Oh:
Gratuity Tucci, before we came Captain Smek telled us that the humans needed us. That the humans were just like the animals and thaw could to make them better teach to them. We were told the humans were simple and backwards. It is what we thought.But I am thinking now that we were thinking wrong and that Captain Smek is the wrongest. I am thinking the Boov should never have come to Smekland to Earthling. So I am saying the sorry to you, Gratuity Tucci.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Call me Tip.

Captain Smek:
Give your captain some sugar!

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Stand back, or I deactivate this... gravity thingy.

Captain Smek:
She's bluffing. She cannot reach the... [Tip stands on tip toe and is able to reach the gravitational device] Oh! Curse you and your tippitoe tallness!

Oh:
Now we can go find Mymom.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
That's my mom.

Oh:
That is the thing that I said.

Oh:
The Gorg are not the Taker. The Boov are.

Oh:
High hands touching!

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Urrgh

Oh:
What for are you did this?I am Boov, beloved by all humans.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
I know what you are.

Oh:
Excellent. Can I come into the out now?

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
No, you cannot come into the out now. You can never come into the out ever again.

Oh:
But I can. You are just having to take away the piece of wood.well, then I will have to have to , I will shoot forth the lasers from my eyeballs.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
You can do that?

Oh:
Yes.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Well, if you shoot your eye lasers then I'll have no choice but to explode your head.

Oh:
You humans cannot to explode...

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
We can too. We just don't much. It's considered rude.

Oh:
Then, then I am granting you a truce. You are not to exploding heads and I will not do my devastating eye lasers.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Okay. Truce.

Oh:
So, can I come into the out, now?

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
No. This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people.

Oh:
Oh, you are thinking a mistake. Boov do not steal and abduct. No. Boov liberate and befriend.

Oh:
When the other Boov's said, "Oh!" I knew they were not happy to see me. The truth is that among the Boov, I do not fit in - I fit out.

Oh:
You are driving me to the crazy...

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
You lied to me.

Oh:
No, a lie is a bad thing. I did a thing so you can live.

Oh:
Today is best day ever!

Oh:
Why

Oh:
Answer: Moving day.

Oh:
For who?

Oh:
Answer: The Boov

Oh:
Who are the Boov?

Oh:
Answer: Best species ever at running away.

Oh:
I am very excitement to make a new start. We are moving to best planet ever. Our new home.

Oh:
Lucky the Boov have come! Boo are best at deciding what is useful or not.

Oh:
Welcome home, neighbors!

Boov:
Boov do not have neighbors.

Oh:
But that's only due to the size and topography of our former planet.

Oh:
But now our closer proximity can leads to friendship. You are all invited to my warming-up house party, say 5 o' clock? Yes!

Oh:
Hello friend Kyle!

Kyle:
I am not your friend.

Oh:
Of course, you are... We have had many enjoyable talks.

Kyle:
We talked because I am not allowed to move.

Oh:
You are always saying the funny things. Perhaps you can say them at my warming-up house party tonight?

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
You were supposed to fix this. What is this?

Oh:
I calls it Slushious

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Slushious?

Oh:
It makes excellent fuel and it comes in fun-to-say flavors: Grape Escape, Tangerine Twist and Buster Lime.

Oh:
Now, I am prepared to accept your traditional gestures of human gratitude.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Actually, our tradition is to punch you in the nose. Hold still!

Oh:
Oh, your gratitude is implied.

Oh:
You can drives first and then...

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
You're not coming. I am trying to hide from the Boovs. I am not bringing one with me... You will just turn me in.

Oh:
No I just needs a ride. I haves official Boov business out of in town.

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
Me too!

Oh:
But I fix it your car!

Gratuity 'Tip' Tucci:
So, I let you out of the freezer. We are even.

Captain Smek:
You has made your mistake.

Oh:
But I...

[Captain Smek interrupts]

Captain Smek:
And many mistakes before that.

Oh:
Wait I have not...

[Captain Smek interrupts]

Captain Smek:
Many many many many...

Oh:
Actually I have...

[Captain Smek interrupts]

Captain Smek:
Maaany mistakes before that. So, I still has to erase you.

Oh:
Why?

Captain Smek:
You can not guarantee you would not make a mistake again.

Oh:
But I would not.

Captain Smek:
But you might.

Oh:
But I would not.

Captain Smek:
But you might.

Oh:
But I would not.

Captain Smek:
Oh, we can go round and round. Let's do it again.

Oh:
But I would not.

Captain Smek:
But you might.

Oh:
But I would not.

Captain Smek:
I love this.

[Oh holds both hands on his mouth, trying not to speak out, but fails]

Oh:
But I would not.

Captain Smek:
Aah.

Oh:
I know that when the other boovs said "Oh," they were not happy to see me. The truth is, among boov, I don't fit in. I fit out.

Captain Smek:
His mistaking is leading the Gorg right to us! Show me his invite! [The internet plays Oh's invitation]

Oh on Internet:
You're all invited to a PARTY! Just head to the Milky Way, turn right at the Big Dipper, third planet from the sun! Look for my balloons! PARTY! Come if you like to have fun! My best friend Kyle will be there! (KYLE! KYLE! KYLE!) COME PARTY!

Captain Smek:
[flushes red with anger] KYLE!!!!!!

Kyle:
[exasperated] He is not my friend.

Captain Smek:
The Internet does not lie!

Tip:
You know, when I'm stressed out, my mom tells me jokes.

Oh:
[embarrassed] Boov do not do telling jokes.

Tip:
Oh, it's not that hard. I'll teach you. Knock-knock. [Oh stares at her expectantly] You'd say "Who's there?"

Oh:
[looks around, confused] You are there.

Tip:
No, just ask me.

Oh:
[going with it] Who is there?

Tip:
Now I say, "The interrupting cow." Now you say, "The interrupting cow, who?" Let's just do it. Knock-knock.

Oh:
Who is there?

Tip:
The interrupting cow.

Oh:
The interrupting cow-

Tip:
[loudly] MOOOOO!!! [laughs]

Oh:
[stammers] You did not let me finish my response. I was to say, "The interrupting co-"

Tip:
MOOOOO!!! [laughs]

Oh:
[stammers] Oh, you did it again! [gasps, realizes] Oh. That is the joke. The cow is to being an interrupting cow, and therefore interrupts me!

Tip:
I know. That's why it's funny--

Oh:
[loudly] MOOOOO!!! [every time he moos, Pig yowls and jumps.]

Tip:
[somewhat annoyed] Let me fi--

Oh:
MOOOOO!!!

Tip:
Enough!

Oh:
I'm the interrupting cow!

Tip:
Knock it off!

Oh:
MOOOOO!!!

Tip:
OH! Don't make me get out more tape!

[Oh is about to be "erased"]

Tip:
Drop the bubble guns! Or I will mess with this... [less confident] ...gravity...thingy. [aims her arm up to the anti-gravity device holding the Eiffel Tower up in the sky.]

Captain Smek:
She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humansgirl to figure out!

Tip:
Excuse me? This humansgirl got an "A" in geometry. [turns the device upside-down to bring the Eiffel Tower to rotate upside-down]

Captain Smek:
She figured it out! Run for my life!! [runs in circles]

[While Oh is singing the Boov Death Song after Slushious is destroyed, Tip sees an electrocuted plume of smoke coming from the distance]

Tip:
A Gorg ship!

Oh:
[stops singing] It is rude to interrupt the Death Song.

Tip:
Maybe you could take the parts from it to fix our car.

Oh:
I cannot. Those are Gorg parts. They are metric.

Tip:
We're not getting this close and giving up. Come on.

Oh:
NO!!!!! Always with the running towards danger!

Tip:
Stop being such a Boov. It's our only chance! Come on!

Oh:
[turns red as he follows her angrily] This has low probability of success!!

Oh:
[repeated line] Owpain!

Oh:
[after he eats a urinal cake thinking it is a blue mint] AAH! DO NOT EAT THE BLUE MINTS!! Thankfully, there is a large bowl of lemonade. [he drinks the "lemonade" (actually urine)] UGH! DO NOT DRINK THE LEMONADE!

Oh:
[after Tip shows him his green hand, which indicates he's lying] Poomp.

Oh:
It is true! HUMAN BEINGS CANNOT EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE SIMPLE THINGS! I AM SAVING YOU, I AM BEING YOUR FRIEND!!!

Oh:
[to Kyle, after he sends his directions] Fa-da! I has sent directions to my living space!

Oh:
[after realizing that he accidentally presses "send all"] It's not my fault! Whyfor put the "send" button right next to "send all"? [to Kyle] This is just a bad design.

Tip:
This is what you get for stealing planets and abducting people!

Tip:
Captain Smek is an idiot.

Tip:
[after Oh blinds her with the sunlight] Hey! Don't distract the driver!

Tip:
[after finding out Oh was trying to ditch her] You were gonna ditch me?!

Tip:
[after she sees Oh turn green when he lies, angrily] Every time you lie, you turn GREEN!

Tip:
Excuse me? This humansgirl got an A in Geometry.

Tip:
You know how hard it was for me to fit in? How long that took? Seven grade girls are mean!

Tip:
[to Oh, realizing the truth] My mom's not on that ship, is she? YOU PROMISED TO HELP ME FIND HER AND YOU'RE LEAVING?! You lied to me.

Captain Smek:
RUN FOR MY LIFE!!!

Captain Smek:
Rejoice, humanspeople, The Boov are arrived! Now we are turning off your gravity temporarily so as to make your mandatory relocation easier. And more fun. So what's up? YOU ARE!

Captain Smek:
Enjoy you the frozen, sweetened bovine secretion as we take this short flight to Happy Humanstown.

Captain Smek:
Did you really think you could escape?

Captain Smek:
That Boov has made his final mistake.

Captain Smek:
No, no no. He is not a super Boov. There's only one Super Boov and you know who that is; you're looking at him. I invented running away and look at this, I have the Shusher. I am your captain [Oh: But you are not good captain.]

Captain Smek:
She is bluffing. She could not possibly reach the "gravity thingy". [Tip uses her tip-toes to reach the "gravity thingy"] Oh!!! Curse you and your tippy-toe tallness! But no problem. Boov technology is far too complicated for simple humansgirl to figure out!

Captain Smek:
Oh big deal!, I had enough!, SHUSH! [he raises the Shusher and prepares to hit Oh, but Kyle grabs the Shusher] [Kyle: That...is enough...shushing.]

Kyle:
I am not your friend!

Kyle:
YOU HAVE DOOMED OUR SPECIES!!!

Kyle:
Security has been compromised. ARREST THAT BOOV!!

Kyle:
Well, before I got the password... [Smek laughs] I erased him. Boop. [Smek hits him]

Kyle:
That...is enough...shushing. [Smek: How dare you shush a shushing?] Oh is right. We need a new captain and I thinks it should be Oh.

Kyle:
My hands are in the air like I just do not care!