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Home2015/II

Director: Tim Johnson
Stars: Jim Parsons, Rihanna, Steve Martin, Jennifer Lopez
Genre: Action, Adventure, Animation, Family
Rating: PG
Runtime: 94 minutes

It's the story of a lonely Boov named Oh who befriends a girl named Tip who just wants to find her mom more »



Tip:
You know, when I'm stressed out, my mom tells me jokes.

Oh:
[embarrassed] Boov do not do telling jokes.

Tip:
Oh, it's not that hard. I'll teach you. Knock-knock. [Oh stares at her expectantly] You'd say "Who's there?"

Oh:
[looks around, confused] You are there.

Tip:
No, just ask me.

Oh:
[going with it] Who is there?

Tip:
Now I say, "The interrupting cow." Now you say, "The interrupting cow, who?" Let's just do it. Knock-knock.

Oh:
Who is there?

Tip:
The interrupting cow.

Oh:
The interrupting cow-

Tip:
[loudly] MOOOOO!!! [laughs]

Oh:
[stammers] You did not let me finish my response. I was to say, "The interrupting co-"

Tip:
MOOOOO!!! [laughs]

Oh:
[stammers] Oh, you did it again! [gasps, realizes] Oh. That is the joke. The cow is to being an interrupting cow, and therefore interrupts me!

Tip:
I know. That's why it's funny--

Oh:
[loudly] MOOOOO!!! [every time he moos, Pig yowls and jumps.]

Tip:
[somewhat annoyed] Let me fi--

Oh:
MOOOOO!!!

Tip:
Enough!

Oh:
I'm the interrupting cow!

Tip:
Knock it off!

Oh:
MOOOOO!!!

Tip:
OH! Don't make me get out more tape!

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Submitted by wikidude on May 08, 2024


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