Honky Tonk Freeway

Hitchhiker:
Yep...goin' to the Super Bowl. Gonna sell me some cocaine.

Alice the Teller:
Mary, what do I do when I'm being robbed?

Eugene:
You give us the money, that's what you do, beard face!

Osvaldo:
Eugene!

Mary the Teller:
Give 'em the money!

Actress in Bank:
You would give them all your money and you won't cash a government check?

Mary the Teller:
Dear, they have a gun.

Carmen Odessa Shelby:
The International House of Pancakes is the one consistent thing in my life.

Sherm:
Do you have to booze it up, Carol?

Carol:
A mixed drink is not booze, Sherman, it's a cocktail, a before-dinner drink.

Sherm:
But dinner isn't for five hours yet.

Duane Hansen:
I love you.

Carmen Odessa Shelby:
Oh Duane, you don't even know me. I've slept with over three hundred men.

Duane Hansen:
Everyone has their faults.

Carmen Odessa Shelby:
Three hundred men? In Paducah, Kentucky? Duane, wasn't easy.

Duane Hansen:
It's an accomplishment.

Carmen Odessa Shelby:
No, Duane, it's a problem. It's a real problem. I'm like Ricky the Carnivorous Pony in respect to men.

Duane Hansen:
I love you, I need you, and I wanna make you happy, that's all.

Carmen Odessa Shelby:
Oh, I don't know if that's what I really want out of life.