Hot Rods to Hell

Highway Patrol officer:
Do you know what he did with that ticket I gave him? He and his son played tic-tac-toe on the back of it. You'd think people would grow up enough to know that the law doesn't belong to the cops; it belongs to them!

Man at picnic:
You wanna' join us for a drink?

Tom Phillips:
No thanks, we have to leave now.

Man at picnic:
Well, you gas up the car, why not gas up the driver?

Jamie Phillips:
They're gonna' keep chickening us, that's what they're gonna' do! They wanna' crack us up!

Highway Patrol officer:
These kids have no place to go and they want to get there at 150 miles an hour.

Jamie Phillips:
All girls are nuts!

Tom Phillips:
Let's see you laugh with these nails in your face!