Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation

[after Drac escapes from Frank's cousin due to her huge arm]

Frankenstein:
What's the matter, Drac, you didn't like her?

Griffin:
No offense, but you can't be too picky. You haven't had a date in 100 years.

Dracula:
Look, guys, I appreciate your concerns, but it's not up to me. You only zing once, and I did.

Griffin:
Times have changed, buddy. You can even find someone to zing with on your phone now.

Drac(ula):
What, really? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I'm far too busy. [leaves while taking out his phone] I have Mavis and Dennis, and the hotel and blah, blah, blah.

Frank(enstein):
[to Griffin and Murray] Um, did you guys hear that? He actually said "blah, blah-blah".

Drac:
I don't say "blah, blah-blah"!

Mavis:
What was that about?

Johnny:
You mean your Dad's date?

Mavis:
It wasn't a date, it was "work stuff".

Johnny:
Uh-huh…

Mavis:
I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.

Johnny:
But you want your dad to be happy, right?

Mavis:
Yes. Just not with her.

Johnny:
Ohh! Heads up, honey! This guac is loaded with garlic.

Mavis:
Garlic? [eats a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted]

Johnny:
Aww! That was a cute toot, honey! [Mavis looks embarrassed]

Kraken: There's a place, you gotta be. 1,000 leagues beneath the sea, and it's waitin' over here for you and me. Gonna take you for a ride, but first you gotta come inside. Get ready for the party's on tonight! So, relax and just unwind. Leave your worries all behind, and get ready for the party is on tonight! So get ready, it's party time…! [winks]

Abraham's archenemy / Vlad's son / Bernie's nephew / Lydia's young brother / Martha's husband / Mavis' dad / Klaus' uncle / Melly, Simon, William and Johnny's vampire dad-in-law / Dennis' vampire grandpa / Troy, Connor and Parker's vampire granduncle / Ericka's future vampire husband

Drac and late Martha's daughter / Lydia and Gene's niece / Johnny's vampire wife / Bernie's grandniece / Dennis' vampire mom / Troy, Connor and Parker's vampire aunt / Klaus' cousin / Mike and Linda's vampire daughter-in-law / Simon, William and Melly's vampire sister-in-law / Vlad's granddaughter / Ericka's future vampire stepdaughter

Abraham's great granddaughter / Drac(ula)'s future human and second wife / Johnny's future stepmom-in-law / Mavis' future human stepmom / Dennis' future human step-grandma / Vlad's future human daughter-in-law

Ericka's great-grandfather / Archenemy of Drac(ula)

Ericka's future stepson-in-law / Lydia and Gene's human nephew-in-law / Vlad's human grandson-in-law / Troy, Connor and Parker's uncle / Klaus' human cousin-in-law / Mavis' human husband / Bernie's human grandnephew-in-law / Mike and Linda's son / Dennis' human dad / Melly, Simon and William's brother / Human son-in-law of Drac and late Martha

Eunice's husband / Hank's dad

Crystal's boyfriend

Wanda's husband / Winnie and Sunny's dad

Frank's wife / Hank's mom

Ericka's future step-grandson / Mavis and Johnny's son / Winnie's crush / Bernie's great grandnephew / Troy, Connor and Parker's first cousin / Melly, Simon and William's nephew / Vlad's great-grandson / Lydia and Gene's grandnephew / Klaus' second cousin / Grandson of Linda, Mike, Drac and late Martha

Griffin's girlfriend

Wayne's wife / Winnie and Sunny's mom

Wayne and Wanda's daughter / Sunny's older sister / Dennis' crush

Ericka's future vampire father-in-law / Bernie's brother / Dennis' vampire great grandpa / Martha's dad-in-law / Johnny, Simon, William and Melly's vampire grandpa-in-law / Linda and Mike's vampire dad-in-law / Mavis and Klaus' grandpa / Troy, Connor and Parker's vampire great granduncle / Father of Drac and Lydia

Dennis' giant puppy

Wayne and Wanda's newborn daughter / Winnie's baby sister

The REAL cousin of Frank's right arm

Van Helsing:
Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. That's an awkward ending.

Ericka:
Nope! It's time to start a new legacy!

Drac:
A monster/human legacy.

Drac:
I don't say "blah, blah-blah"!

Drac:
[from the trailer] Oh, no. Blobby's gonna puke.

Drac:
Don't say a word or I'll haunt your dreams!

Drac:
[Ericka: It's time to start a new legacy!] A monster/human legacy.

Drac:
Your neck wrappings look delicious would you like to see my parts?

Frank:
FIRE BAD!!

Frank:
Did you guys hear that? He actually said "blah, blah-blah".

Murray:
This is amazing. There's so much to do.

Griffin:
Hey, Murray. Here may be from Egypt, but you're the one in denial! Ha-ha-ha! Did you guys get that?

Griffin:
[imitating Drac] "Don't worry, I'm over here. Blah, blah-blah!"

Ericka:
I could not be more happy to welcome you all to our first ever monster cruise!

Ericka:
You were so right, great-grandfather Van Helsing. Monsters are disgusting.

Ericka:
[about Drac] Don't worry, great-grandfather. I won't try to kill him, I will kill him.

Ericka:
Aww, what a cute family. What?! No it's not! Dracula bad, Dracula bad!

Ericka:
The food here is to die for.

Ericka:
I've got to be a little more careful. I mean, how many times can you save my life, right?

Ericka:
No, I could never be with someone like you. I could never be with a monster!

Ericka:
[to her great-grandfather, Abraham] You can't do this! You're wrong about monsters! Dracula, he saved my life!

Ericka:
I'm so sorry, Drac. I was trying to kill you this whole time, but then I realized how wrong I was, how wrong all of this is… and then I... I zinged!

Ericka:
Oh, why… are you going to suck out my blood? Blah, blah-blah!

Mavis:
[about Ericka] I'm telling you, Johnny, there is something about that woman I don't trust.

Johnny:
DJ Johnny in the house.

Johnny:
[after Drac tampers with his DJ music to escape Frank's cousin] Whoa! The DJ booth is a sacred space!

Johnny:
[to Mavis about Drac] You nailed, honey. Your dad is gonna love this. Best Summer vacation ever!

Johnny:
[to Mavis, after she ate a chip with guacamole covered with garlic and farted] Aww! That was a cute toot, honey!

Johnny:
Drac! Van Halsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy! If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ! We need POSITIVE ENERGY!

Johnny:
Get ready for a DJ Battle!

Eunice:
Everybody just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!!

Eunice:
[to Frank] Oh, no, you don't. Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg, literately.

Van Helsing:
[greeting the passengers of the train] Good evening. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. That's right, one of the Van Helsings!

Van Helsing:
[after thinking he killed Drac and Ericka] Well, I guess the legacy ends with me. That's an awkward ending.

Van Helsing:
[playing the evil music] Listen to the melody of your destruction.

Dennis:
This is Bob. Say "hi", Bob.

[The monsters are all gathered for Carl and Lucy's wedding as they all wait patiently for her]

Wayne:
[stuffing pacifiers into some of his werewolf babies to keep them from crying] Oh, when is this thing starting?!

[The werewolf babies spit out their pacifiers and resume crying]

Frank:
Aw, you made them cry, Wayne. [gestures to Sunny, who still remains smiling] All except this little one. Coochie-coochie…

Wayne:
That's Sunny. She doesn't cry. [Sunny bites off Frank's finger] She bites.

Wayne:
I'm still not sure I understand. You take my kids, all day, on purpose?

Sunny:
Fish.

Fishman:
That's right. What exactly don't you understand?

Wayne:
Why? [Wanda shushes and nudges him in the arm] Ow!

Fishman:
So they can have a great time, and you can have a great time.

[Wayne sniffles happily]

Sunny:
Fish.

Fishman:
Oh, don't worry, you'll get them back at the end of the day.

Wayne:
[sulks; then shrugs] Oh, well. That's better than nothing. [whistles, summoning his kids and they barge into the Kids Club; he and Wanda then leave with stunning looks on their faces] So… What do we do now?

Wanda:
I think… I think we do whatever we want.

Vlad:
[as Johnny and The Kraken dance to Los Del Rio's "Macarena"] Hey, Johnny's corny music is defeating the evil music. I kinda like it! [starts dancing and all the other monsters join in; singing along] Hey, Macarena!

Winnie:
[pressing her head against Dennis' face as he nervously gazes away] Look at me, Dennis. Look at me. Come on, you can't deny it.

Dennis:
No! I'm too young to Zing! [runs away as Winnie chases after him]

Drac:
Boy, that guy is annoying. Maybe one day there will be a place where monsters can go to get away from it all. Take a vacation, who knows? Maybe even get married. Wouldn't that be something?

Wayne:
Kids Club? [to his wife] What's a kids club?

Mavis:
Tinkles?! [to Dennis; sternly] Dennis.

Eunice:
Frank, would you rub some moonscreen on my back before I get burned?

Van Helsing:
[seeing Wayne and Wanda in front of him and Ericka] Spies!

Dennis:
[reading a sign] "No pets allowed?" Uh-oh.

Dennis:
Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? How did he get here?

Dennis:
[running away from a lovesick Winnie] No! I'm too young to Zing!