House Arrest

Matt Finley:
Just one thing, we don't take sociology.

T.J. Krupp:
You guys should pay more attention.

T.J.:
My dad treats my mom like dirt.

Matt:
And my dad's coming up on his second year with Louise.

Grover:
So?

Matt Finley:
So he always divorces in his second year, you know that, it's like clockwork.

Gwenna:
A lot of people don't dress their age. Phil Donohue did a whole special on...

Donald:
Gwern, nobody wants to hear about Phil Donohue.

Cindy:
Excuse me, why are you always interrupting her all the time?

Donald:
Well I don't think I interrupt her all...

Cindy:
How would you like it if somebody interrupted you every time you tried to talk?

Donald:
Well like I said, I don't think I interrupt her all...

Cindy:
I don't think you respect her very much.

Donald:
Respect? That's my wife, of course I respect her.

Gwenna:
Actually Don, you're not very nice to me.

Donald:
Gwen, I am talking! [to Cindy] You're one to talk about respect. You think your daughter respects you? You dress like you're 12...

[Gwen shoves a piece of cake in his face]

Grover:
You owe me a quarter. (Brooke breaks down in tears)