How NOT to Quit Your Day Job

Steve Crawford:
Oh, and one more thing... you are the worst boss that anybody's ever had. You are absolutely inexcusable as a human being, and should probably take your own life. Take care now. Keep smiling. Keep your chin up!

Brandon:
Steve, I'm going to need you to stay late. And if you could do one of those pie charts like you did that month... Dad really dug that, so if you could throw one of those in there...

Steve Crawford:
Look, I've stayed late every night this week and. to be honest, the monthlies are kind of your responsibility.

Brandon:
As your boss, I'm pretty sure that "whatever I tell you," that's YOUR responsibility.