Hua gu long yu qian nian chong

[Mother Stallone's pager beeps]

Mother Stallone:
I have to go to work.

Stallone:
For which film?

Mother Stallone:
Wong Jing's film. You guys enjoy yourselves.

Stallone:
Wong Jing? It must be a great movie!

Sgt. Bruce Lee:
[while drunk] Why does my wife always request for a divorce?

[while his wife complains about him]

Sgt. Bruce Lee:
Who is that b*tch? Slap her for me.

Stallone:
I'll stab her instead.