Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.

Hercules:
[sees She-Hulk] By Jupiter, this jade vixen would make Venus herself green with envy!

Hercules:
You've been bested by the best! Victory belongs to Hercules!

Hercules:
You mustn't take life so seriously, Hulk. It's just a ride. Oh sure, it gets bumpy and frightening at times, but as long as you're on it, why not enjoy it?

Hulk:
Because my friends have all been turned into statues!

Hercules:
[his leg turned to stone] Sweet Saturn's sickle! That was my favourite leg!

[the Hulks were turned into statues, and had pigeons roost on them]

A-Bomb:
[revived]... What's an egg doing in my ear?

Hercules:
You fight well, jade vixen! Perhaps you were an Amazon princess in a past life!

She-Hulk:
No Amazon's got nothing on me!

Pluto:
Seeing the surface world fall was my one chance at happiness, and you ruined it!

Hulk:
Herc can find a unicorn for you to ride, would that cheer you up?

She-Hulk:
[eats a cheeseburger] After fighting all those minotaurs, I kinda lost the appetite for beef.

Skaar:
Skaar not care, Skaar eat anything!

Hercules:
I like your attitude, Skaar!

A-Bomb:
To Hercules!

Hercules:
No, no. You're kind, but I do not deserve such a toast. Today we raise our cups to Hulk, the hero of the day!

Pluto:
The god of the underworld does not play dead!

Red Hulk:
[opens fire on harpies] I'll give ya something to scream at!

Hulk:
You gotta work hard, but don't forget to live.

Skaar:
Time to smash! Skaar destroy everything best!

She-Hulk:
Fifty tacos says I bring down this whole building faster than any of you. Hah.

Red Hulk:
Ha! You think you can out smash old Red? Hail to the smashing king!

She-Hulk:
Maybe, if you can smash stuff with your mouth.

A-Bomb:
Pay up, smashers. Those 50 tacos are all mine. A-Bomb's away!

Spider-Man:
Oh. Well, I can bust up stuff, too. Check this out.

[punches a bell]

Spider-Man:
Ow, ow, ow.

A-Bomb:
If you want to smash, you got to learn from the pros as a guest smasher on my web show!

Spider-Man:
Heh. No thanks. I'm a camera shy kind of guy. And I know smashing plus spiders equals bad.

Red Hulk:
So what exactly is a Venom, anyway?

A-Bomb:
Definitely some kind of blobby alien. Probably hitched a ride on a meteor.

Spider-Man:
If only. Picture a blob of murderous goo that can possess anyone it touches. No fun.

She-Hulk:
How do you know so much about this thing?

Spider-Man:
Heh. Funny story. Or long awful story. It was kind of created from my blood.

Doctor Octopus:
Gamma Venom, let's give it a mission shall we? Venom, devour Spider-man.

Spider-Man:
Um, devour? Couldn't you just trash talk me on the Internet?

She-Hulk:
Okay, we need a new plan!

Red Hulk:
If we could just slow it down.

A-Bomb:
That's it. In the movies they always freeze the hideous man-eating slime.

Spider-Man:
Wait a second. You're actually thinking without using your fists?

A-Bomb:
Yeah, well, today hasn't been the best for knuckle sandwiches.

Red Hulk:
I'll power wash that big booger right off of green jeans.

She-Hulk:
Careful with those missiles. It's my cousin in there.

She-Hulk:
Don't worry, Shulkie. Just gonna take a little off the top.

A-Bomb:
Spidey, what if this stuff ices Hulk, too?

Spider-Man:
Probably can't freeze him solid.

A-Bomb:
Probably? It'll be fine, trust me.

Spider-Man:
I'm a science nerd. I'm usually right.

A-Bomb:
Usually?

Spider-Man:
Will you just drive!

Spider-Man:
You'll never win friends with that attitude.

Hulk:
Less talk, more smash!

Spider-Man:
How many times do I have to say it? No habla El smasho. Ixnay on the ashingsmay. Nein on the smashing.

Hulk:
Hey, I do more than smash. It's just my go to, you know?

Spider-Man:
Out of the way! Move it, people! Eighty foot Venom blob bomb on the loose!