Humorous Flights

Himself, Donald Ogden Stewart:
Now, first of all, as you no doubt know, birds come from eggs, and, uh, like birds I'm going to begin this afternoon with the egg.

Himself, Donald Ogden Stewart:
I have, uh, brought with me an invention of mine, uh, which I call, uh, a, uh, a Tolstoy-o-phone in honor of that, uh, Russian novelist, who, uh, as you no doubt know, was the first novelist to have a bird lay an egg in his beard.