I, Max

Max Kellerman:
I've paused Michael using this button. This button pauses Bill Wolff. We call it the ME-V-R.

Michael Holley:
I can't go out anyway now 'cause women are all over me. It's such a distraction. I don't want that. I just wanna chill on my couch.

Max Kellerman:
And just think what's going to happen when you're able to grow facial hair if you're successful with the ladies now Michael.

Michael Holley:
Hey Max, where's the sleepover tonight? A-Rod's? or Jeter's?

Max Kellerman:
This coming from a guy with a tie from the My Little Pony collection.

Max Kellerman:
That's gonna do it. For my co-hosts, the silly looking Michael Holley and that other guy, the funny looking Bill Wolff, I, Max say Tune in tomorrow at 6pm and late night for more of me!

Michael Holley:
That guy in Pittsburgh had it right. That's why I have my own studio.

Michael Holley:
Hey Max, I understand now. If the Yankees had a $250 million dollar payroll, maybe they can score a run in the playoffs!

Max Kellerman:
Oh, like they say in Brooklyn, maybe next year!

Michael Holley:
I went to the movies with your wife tonight.

Max Kellerman:
What did she take you to see, The Little Mermaid 2?

Max Kellerman:
Welcome back to my ongoing arguement with the whole wide world.

Max Kellerman:
Ok Wolff, shower me with love!

Michael Holley:
Max, I don't know what it is today. I feel so different.

Max Kellerman:
Did they shave your head in a hazing ritual at your sorority, Delta Delta Brace-a?

Max Kellerman:
[to Holley] You're a middle-aged guy with no friends. You need me. Of course I'll stick around.

Max Kellerman:
I, Max have challenged the world and hand picked my ref and judge. In Washington, DC - Bill Wolff!