I Am Weasel

I. M. Weasel:
The last time we went shopping, you broke two hundred jars of eyeballs, and I had to buy them all.

I. R. Baboon:
But I.R. only doing what said. You told I.R. to get you jar of eyeballs.

I. M. Weasel:
Not from the bottom of the pile...

I.M. Weasel:
Piggyback, Loulabelle?

Loulabelle:
Ooh! But we don't have a parachute.

I.M. Weasel:
Don't need one. Us weasels are aerodynamically correct. There it is Loulabelle. My Canadian cabin on a frozen lake.

I.R. Baboon:
Mosquitoes.

[1st lines after episode titlecard]

I. R. Baboon:
I.R. Baboon astronaut, working NASA astronaut, I.R. bump the clouds so high like an astronaut in the sky. [I.R. bumps into a golden Weasel statue]

[last lines]

I. R. Baboon:
[angry] Indiginity this, I.R. so close. Next time I show Weasel. [changes to an happy tone] I.R. make theme park on Sun. Come to Baboonworld, ride solar flare with I.R. Baboon! [laughs and pulls a raspberry]

I. M. Weasel:
Look what you've done! Because of you, every lawyer is now floating clear off the face of this planet!

I. R. Baboon:
What bad about that?

I.M. Weasel:
This Bridge, Not Weasel Bridge. Hey! Nice.