I Know What You Did Last Summer

Ray:
What can I do for you Max?

Max:
You can wipe that my-sh*t-don't-stink grin off your face.

Sheriff:
Oh, and did this killer use his hook to cut all your hair off?

Helen:
No, he used scissors, a**hole.

Elyssa:
Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment?

Helen:
We should have a plan. Angela Lansbury always had a plan.

Helen:
By that time I'll just be finishing my two year contract with Guiding Light coinciding with your first year as starting quarterback for the Steelers.

Barry:
Cowboys.

Helen:
Then we can elope to Europe, or the Caymans, wherever, where I'll let you impregnate me with the first of 3 children before you head off to rehab. Then we can live happily blah blah blah.

Helen:
Well Bob, at summer's end I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goal to entertain the world through artistic expression. Through art I shall serve my country.

Julie:
Barry, stop!

Barry:
No! Wake up, Julie. He's behind all this! How many f***ed up fisherman are out there?

Ray:
Look, he's after me too! I got a letter.

Barry:
You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her car trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced!

Julie:
We need help.

Barry:
I'll say. You two should look at a mirror sometime. You look like sh*t run over twice.

Helen:
Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me.

Ray:
I never knew her breasts were so... ample.

Ben Willis:
Happy Fourth of July, Julie!

Julie:
Please, it was an accident.

Ben Willis:
I know all about accidents, and let me give you some advice: when you leave a man for dead, make sure that he's really dead!

Helen:
You little sh*t-stick-mayberry-ass reject. There has been a murder, and you are going to fry in hell if you don't do something about it.

Ben Willis:
You in some kind of trouble child?

Julie:
Yes, yeah I'm in a lot of trouble.

Ben Willis:
That's a shame, being that it's the 4th of July and all. Kids like you should be out having fun. Drinking, partying, running over people, getting away with murder, things like that.

Julie:
Helen, we killed a man and ruined the lives of everyone he knew.

Helen:
I don't think we were that powerful Julie, you're giving us way to much credit.

Barry:
I know what you did last summer?

[sarcastic]

Barry:
Ooooooh! What a crock of sh*t.

Barry:
How do you know this is even related? You did a lot of things last summer.

Julie:
Yeah. Well, only one murder comes to mind.

Barry:
[gets really furious] YOU SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!

Ray:
Julie, what are you doing here?

Julie:
We didn't kill David Egan. It was someone else on the road that night.

Ray:
What are you talking about?

Julie:
I think it was Susie's father, Ben Willis. He's a fisherman.

Ray:
But they found David's body in the water.

Julie:
Yeah, I know, but I think Ben Willis killed David Egan!

Ray:
Wait a second. You think this Willis guy killed David, then we killed him?

Julie:
Yeah, but what if he didn't die, Ray? What if he's still alive?

Ray:
This is crazy. Come aboard. Come inside.

I f*** you twelve times, you sh*t mahbol

Barry:
Jesus Christ, my f***in' car. F***! Can't you see where you're going??

Ray:
Look, it came out of nowhere, I didn't see it.

Julie:
A dog couldn't have done that.

Barry:
Yeah well a f***ing deer could.

Ray:
You dropped your bottle, I was just...

Barry:
My dad is gonna freak on my ass.

Helen:
It was an accident leave him alone.

Julie:
Where is it? If it was a deer, then where is it?

Ray:
Maybe it ran off.

Helen:
I hope so, I hope we didn't kill it.

Barry:
F*** that. Lets go.

Julie:
Oh, my God. [picks up a man's boot out of the gutter]

Ray:
No way.

Julie:
Oh, my God.

Helen:
But I thought...

Ray:
I didn't see it.

Barry:
No there's no way.

Julie:
Oh, my God, this isn't happening.

Ray:
I think he's dead.

Barry:
Sh*t! F***!

Helen:
Who is he?

Ray:
I can't tell, his face is all messed up.

Barry:
What the hell was he doing out here?!

Julie:
We've got to call the police and get an ambulance out here.

Barry:
Hey, hey, what's your hurry? The guy's dead.

Julie:
You're not a doctor you don't make that descison.

Barry:
Use your brain Julie; we call the police and were f***ed.

Julie:
It was an accident.

Ray:
Look, lets think about this a minute.

Julie:
Think about what? Think about what? He was crossing the road in the middle of the night okay, it was an accident, you weren't drinking or speeding.

Ray:
There's liquor all over the car.

Julie:
But you're sober.

Ray:
They will never believe I was driving.

Barry:
It's my car, they'll nail my ass.

Helen:
That's not true.

Barry:
Are you kidding? Look at me, I'm drunk as sh*t, I'm f***ed.

Helen:
So we'll call the police, just tell them the truth, they'll believe us.

Ray:
It's manslaughter. We're gonna fry no matter who takes the fall.

Barry:
Then we leave right now.

Julie:
No way, are you crazy?

Ray:
The grille's busted, there's blood everywhere.

Barry:
We can clean it up, come on.

Julie:
Listen to yourselves, NO, we are going to the police.

Barry:
[shouting] We don't have time for your sh*t, you understand?! We've got to move fast.

Ray:
Hey, now lets try to stay calm. Focus.

Julie:
Don't you get it? If there's some of him on the car, there's some of the car on him, they're gonna trace it back to you, you're looking at a hit and run.

Barry:
Then we dump the body.

Julie:
You've lost it.

Helen:
Like just pretend we were never here.

Barry:
We could drag him into the water and dump him in, they wouldn't find the f***er for weeks, by that time all the evidence would be washed away.

Ray:
[warming to the idea] If they found him at all... The currents are strong, the undertow could carry him out to sea.

Julie:
I won't be any part of it.

Ray:
Look, I'm scared Julie, I'm not like the rest of you, I don't have the family or the money to get me out of this. Please.

Barry:
This is your future Julie, think about it, college, your scholarship. The guy's already dead, if we go to the police we're dead too.

[A truck starts coming down the road towards them.]

Barry:
F***.

Helen:
What do we do?

Barry:
[to Ray] Help me.