I Married Joan

I Married Joan

I Married Joan is an American situation comedy that aired on NBC from 1952 to 1955. It starred veteran vaudeville, film, and radio comedian-comedy actress Joan Davis as the manic, scatterbrained wife of a mild-mannered community judge, the Honorable Bradley Stevens (Jim Backus).

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1952
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[referring to the hankerchief Joan is gagged with]

Vegetable salesman:
I'll think I'll get one of those for my wife!

[Beverly has a crush on Tom, a young hot rodder, who spends all his time maintaining his car]

Joan Stevens:
What's that hot rod got that you haven't got?

Beverly Grossman:
Tom.

Joan Stevens:
There's nothing like a home-cooked meal. I must stay home one of these days and cook one.

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