I Think I Do

Beth:
He lusted after me, but I had to spurn his advances, because he's a himbo.

Bob:
A what?

Beth:
A male slut.

Bob:
And you are - -?

Beth:
Not a male slut!

Beth:
"Gay weddings are so cool. You could have a totally kitschy reception."

Brendan:
As they say, if you can't fall in love with your best friend, who can you fall in love with?

Bob:
Who said that?

Brendan:
Me.

Carol:
The idea of me strutting up the aisle like some snowy white virgin is insane.

Sarah:
Whaddya want me to say, that it's okay that Brendan's gay? I'm sorry but I'm not having a politically correct nervous breakdown.

Eric:
Whoa... Sarah's, like, fag bashing again.

Sarah:
Where to now?

Bob:
Oohh, Friday night Trax.

Sarah:
Aw, no...

Eric:
Bob, Sarah's, like, totally fag bashing.

Sarah:
I'm so not fag bashing. Every time we went in college, I was the only woman.

Bob:
No, Trax is mixed on Friday nights.

Sarah:
Yea, gays AND lesbians.

Beth:
Lesbians? Oooh, let's away...