I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With

Mrs. Aaron:
You're not gonna wear that shirt, are you?

James Aaron:
Don't you see that's not even a question?

Mrs. Aaron:
That shirt makes you look fat.

James Aaron:
That's because I am fat.

Mrs. Aaron:
You're not fat!

James Aaron:
If anything, I make the shirt look fat!

Luca Giancarlo:
Nothing hotter than an angry elderly Filipino woman.

Beth:
Yeah, I used to be chubby when I was a little girl.

James Aaron:
Yes, but I'm not a little girl.

Beth:
No, you're a big girl.

James Aaron:
A big pretty girl.

Beth:
Big, pretty girl wanna go for a walk?

Beth:
James, you ever give a girl a hoagie shack?

James Aaron:
[Confused] Huh? A "hoagie shack"? What's that?

Beth:
That's when you take your wiener and you sandwich it between the bosoms of a lady...

James Aaron:
[Taken aback] I sandwich my wiener between the bosoms of a lady?

Beth:
Exactly. Yeah! You're a guy... You never had a nice little old-fashioned hoagie shack?

James Aaron:
[Exasperated] Where do you get this stuff from?

Beth:
Mmm. I want someone to eat cheese with.

James Aaron:
[Excitedly] That's what I want! That's so simple. That's perfect. Although I'd probably prefer rice pudding. I love - I'm telling you, you have no idea what you're missing. It's so good.

Beth:
You wanna' come with me to buy some underwear?

James Aaron:
[Excitedly] I was just thinking that!