I Want to Be Bad

[while signing a bill for a delivery guy who admitted of also being a porn star]

Jan Jenkins:
You know, I've been thinking about you ever since I saw that tape of yours. You were quite marvelous. In fact,

[puts her hand below his crotch]

Jan Jenkins:
I've been fantasizing about you ever since.

Young man:
[embarrassed] Oh, my God... can you just...?

Jan Jenkins:
I've been wondering if in real life you're as good as you were on that film. Oh, all the wonderful things you did to that girl. Oh, Chuck.

Young man:
Miss Jenkins... what are you doing...?

[Jen Jenkins suddenly unzips his pants and then immediately proceeds to give him a fellatio]

Young man:
Oh, God... Mrs. Jenkins...