Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas

Sid:
Ho, ho, ho!

Sid:
Why am I on Santa's Naughty List? Why? Why?

Diego:
My guess, because he doesn't have a loser list.

Diego:
[to Manny] You know you're singing to a rock, right?

Sid:
Peaches, honey, you can't come with us. This is a very dangerous journey. The north pole is a desolate land of ice and snow.

Crash:
This isn't exactly Miami.

Manny:
[after hastily reassembling the Christmas rock] What do you think?

Diego:
You want an honest answer or a Christmas answer?

Manny:
Uh... Christmas answer.

Diego:
It's gorgeous.

Peaches:
Sugar plums!

Crash:
Peppermint bark!

Sid:
Yellow snow, my favorite!

Prancer:
Don't! Just don't.

Head Mini-Sloth:
He must not be disturbed, or we won't get presents. You have been warned! Unleash heck!

Ellie:
Can you pick up Sid's scent?

Diego:
I can, but it makes my eyes burn.

Manny:
You are so grounded!

Peaches:
Sorry, daddy.

Manny:
I'm talking to Sid.

Sid:
Sorry, daddy.

Sid:
Whoa, that's one crazy rock.

Manny:
Step away from the stone.

Sid:
Why?

Manny:
You'll break it.

Ellie:
Sid can't break a rock.

Diego:
Don't tempt him.

Peaches:
What's your name?

Prancer:
My name is, er, Prancer.

Eddie:
Prancer? [Crash and Eddie laugh]

Prancer:
It's a family name.

Diego:
Wait, wait, the reindeer fly up here?

Prancer:
This one does, cous.

Manny:
Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?

Diego:
Oh, yeah. Every year dad would bring the biggest, fattest gazelles he could find, and then we'd all rip into their...

Ellie:
Ahem! [Points to a frightened Peaches]

Diego:
...our presents, and we'd play with the gazelles and dance with them and not eat them. The end.

Diego:
[to Manny, who's singing "O Christmas Rock"] You know you're singing to a rock, right?

Manny:
Don't sabers have Christmas traditions?

[after Peaches tells Manny off]

Ellie:
She sure told you, didn't she?

Manny:
Well, too bad. I'm a grown-up.

[Ellie raises her eyebrow]

Manny:
Grown-ups don't believe in the naughty list.

[Ellie rolls her eyes]

Sid:
I have an excellent sense of direction. [almost falls off a cliff] WAIT! [Peaches, Crash, and Eddie all stop; he lets out a huge sneeze]

Peaches:
[smiling] Bless you!

Sid:
Thank you! [walks off the cliff, sending him and the others falling to their apparent deaths, screaming; but then they're all pulled back up by Prancer]

Peaches:
[sighs frustratedly] Maybe we should just follow the northern lights! [points at the lights with her trunk] North. Get it?

Peaches:
[to Prancer, who's flying through the air with her, Sid, and Crash and Eddie] I'm not too heavy, am I?

Prancer:
No, you're as light as a feather. [mumbling to himself] A 780-pound feather!

[Manny and Ellie have found Peaches in the North Pole]

Manny:
Peaches, you... [suddenly mad] ...Are so grounded!

Peaches:
Sorry, Daddy.

Manny:
I was talkin' to Sid!

Sid:
[cowering behind Peaches] Sorry, Daddy.

Peaches:
[slides over to an elf sloth] Hit it!

Elf Sloth:
Hi-ya! [hits Peaches' butt with one of the drumsticks]

Peaches:
Ow! Not me! [The elf sloth starts playing the drums with a scared look while she stares angrily]

Peaches:
Santa has a naughty list?

Manny:
Yeah. And if you're not good, then he puts your name on it.

Crash:
We're never good!

Eddie:
Then why start now?

[Eddie hits Crash's crotch]

Manny:
And if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get Christmas!

Scrat:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

Peaches:
[having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] You guys need to chill out! [sucks up a big snowball with her trunk and shoots it out at Crash and Eddie, who gasp and get run over by it; Peaches then blows the end of her trunk]

Manny:
[picking Sid up by the collar with his trunk and putting him away from the Christmas rock] Step away from the stone!

Sid:
Why? [runs back over to the rock, only for Manny to take him away from it again]

Manny:
You'll break it!

Ellie:
[laughing] Sid can't break a rock!

Diego:
Don't tempt him.

Peaches:
[grabbing Sid by the neck with her trunk before he falls off the cliff again; referring to Prancer] The reindeer comes with us.

Peaches:
[after accidentally knocking over her parents while having a snowball fight with Crash and Eddie] Sorry, Dad!

Peaches:
[to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]

[Sid has broken the Christmas rock]

Manny:
[growling angrily]

Sid:
[backing away] OK, OK, let's just keep it together. It really isn't about the spirit of Christmas, isn't it?

Manny:
You're about to be a spirit of Christmas, Sid.

Sid:
[hugging his trunk] Manny, please, I'm so sorry! It was an accident!

Manny:
You know what, Sid? I'm the least of your worries. You gotta answer that to Santa.

Sid:
Santa? Santa Claus?

Manny:
He's never gonna believe this. You just got yourself on-- Um, uh. Santa's naughty list.

Sid:
[gasps]

Peaches:
Santa has a naughty list?

Manny:
Yeah. And if you're not good (or if you did something bad), then he puts your name on it.

Crash:
We're never good!

Eddie:
Then why start now?

[Eddie hits Crash's crotch]

Manny:
Well, if your name's on the naughty list, you don't get (anything, but coal for) Christmas!

Sid, Crash and Eddie (except Peaches):
[gasps]

Sid:
But, no! Why me? Except the fact that it's my fault.

Peaches:
[to Manny; angrily] If anyone deserves to be on the naughty list, Dad, it's you! [walks off in a huff]

Ellie:
She told you, huh?

Manny:
Well, too bad. I'm a grownup. Grownups don't believe in the naughty list.

[Cuts to Sid]

Sid:
I'm not getting Christmas! [mumbles instinctively and starts crying]