Ice Storm

Ben Hood:
The only big fight we've had in years is about whether to go back into couples therapy.

Wendy Hood:
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Wendy Hood:
Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed.

Ben Hood:
Jesus! Enough, alright? Paul... roll?

Janey Carver:
A person's body is his temple.

Janey Carver:
Ben, you're boring me. I have a husband. I don't have a need for another one.

Ben Hood:
What's the name of this girl with a fancy New York address?

Paul Hood:
Libbets. Libbets Casey.

Ben Hood:
Libbets? What sort of a name is Libbets?

Philip Edwards:
Sometimes the shepherd needs the comfort of the sheep.

Elena Hood:
I'm going to try hard not to understand the implications of that.

Ben Hood:
On the self-abuse front - and this is important - I don't think it's advisable to do it in the shower. It wastes water and electricity and because we all expect you to be doing it there in any case. And, not on... under the linen... Well... Anyway, if you're worried about anything at all, just feel free to ask and we'll look it up.

Mikey Carver:
Because of molecules we are connected to the outside world from our bodies. Like when you smell things, because when you smell a smell it's not really a smell, it's a part of the object that has come off of it, molecules. So when you smell something bad, it's like in a way you're eating it. This is why you should not really smell things, in the same way that you don't eat everything in the world around you because as a smell, it gets inside of you. So the next time you go into the bathroom after someone else has been there, remember what kinds of molecules you are in fact eating.

Mikey Carver:
I never want to see you again

Wendy Hood:
Then why did you follow me?

Janey Carver:
Mikey's been out of it since the day he was born.

Jim Carver:
Hey guys, I'm back!

Mikey Carver:
You were gone?