In a Heartbeat

Jamie Waite:
You don't think I can do this.

Alex:
It's nothing personal.

Jamie Waite:
Well, I'm going to do this, just to tick you off.

Val:
Caitie, do you exercise?

Caitie:
What for? Death comes anyway.

Brooke:
OK, what do I look like?

Tyler:
Freak!

Hank:
Dunce!

Val:
I'm a witch that's lost part of her hat?

Brooke:
I'm a snow-cone!

Caitie:
Tyler Connell? What a dork!

Val:
You wouldn't have a clue what being on the squad means. You're too busy wasting your time looking weird, and trying to be different!

Caitie:
I'm not one of your gods, huh?

Danny:
(Talking about traffic cones.) This is Moe. I have Curly and Larry too, but they're at home. They're sleeping. They don't talk much, but they listen real good.

Caitie:
Do you know what this so-called sport does to the environment?

Jamie:
OK, I'll make you a deal. We will plant one tree for every race that I win.

Caitie:
Yeah, well, by the time you get around to winning, there will be no forest.

Val:
Don't bleed on my Flagstone.