Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Indiana Jones:
Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth.

Professor Henry Jones:
You call *this* archaeology?

Professor Henry Jones:
Junior?

Indiana Jones:
Yes, sir.

Professor Henry Jones:
It *is* you, Junior.

Indiana Jones:
Don't call me that. *Please*.

Elsa:
What's this?

Indiana Jones:
Ark of the Covenant.

Elsa:
Are you sure?

Indiana Jones:
Pretty sure.

Indiana Jones:
Sallah, I said no camels! That's five camels, can't you count?

Walter Donovan:
Germany has declared war on the Jones boys.

Panama Hat:
Small world, Dr. Jones.

Indiana Jones:
Too small for two of us.

Panama Hat:
This is the second time I've had to reclaim my property from you.

Indiana Jones:
That belongs in a museum.

Panama Hat:
So do you.

Professor Henry Jones:
The quest for the grail is not archeology, it's a race against evil. If it is captured by the Nazis the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the earth. Do you understand me?

Indiana Jones:
This is an obsession, Dad. I've never understood it. Never. Neither did Mom.

Professor Henry Jones:
Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. All I could do was mourn her.

Fedora:
You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Professor Henry Jones:
They're trying to kill us.

Indiana Jones:
I know, Dad.

Professor Henry Jones:
This is a new experience for me.

Indiana Jones:
It happens to me all the time.

Indiana Jones:
Listen. Since I've met you I've nearly been incinerated, drowned, shot at, and chopped into fish bait. We're caught in the middle of something sinister here, my guess is dad found out more than he was looking for and until I'm sure, I'm going to continue to do things the way I think they should be done.

Professor Henry Jones:
I didn't know you could fly a plane.

Indiana Jones:
Fly, yes. Land, no.

Colonel Vogel:
Tell me about this miserable little diary of yours. The book is useless and yet you come all the way back to Berlin to get it. Why?

Colonel Vogel:
Why?

Colonel Vogel:
What are you hiding?

Colonel Vogel:
What does the diary tell you that it doesn't tell us?

Professor Henry Jones:
It tells me that goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them.

Indiana Jones:
I'm like a bad penny, I always turn up.

Indiana Jones:
It's disgraceful, you're old enough to be her... her grandfather.

Professor Henry Jones:
Well, I'm as human as the next man.

Indiana Jones:
Dad, I *was* the next man.

Professor Henry Jones:
Oh... ships that pass in the night.

Professor Henry Jones:
Sorry about the head but I thought that you were one of them.

Indiana Jones:
Dad, they come in through the doors.

Professor Henry Jones:
Ha, good point.

Indiana Jones:
Nazis. I hate these guys.

Professor Henry Jones:
Elsa never really believed in the grail. She thought she'd found a prize.

Indiana Jones:
And what did you find, Dad?

Professor Henry Jones:
Me? Illumination.

Sallah:
Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?

Professor Henry Jones:
That's his name.

Professor Henry Jones:
Henry Jones...

Professor Henry Jones:
... Junior.

Indiana Jones:
I like "Indiana."

Professor Henry Jones:
We named the *dog* Indiana.

Marcus Brody:
May we go home now, please?

Sallah:
The dog? You are named after the dog?

Indiana Jones:
I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.

Professor Henry Jones:
My son, we're pilgrims in an unholy land.

Marcus Brody:
Indy, Henry, follow me. I know the way. Ha!

Professor Henry Jones:
Got lost in his own museum, eh?

Indiana Jones:
Uh-huh.

Professor Henry Jones:
After you, Junior.

Indiana Jones:
Yes, sir. Ha!

Indiana Jones:
Come on, dad. Help me get us out of here. We have to get to Marcus before the Nazis do.

Professor Henry Jones:
But you said he had a two day head start. That he would blend in, disappear.

Indiana Jones:
Are you kidding? I made all that up. You know Marcus. He once got lost in his own museum.

Indiana Jones:
"X" never, ever marks the spot.

Indiana Jones:
"X" marks the spot.

Marcus Brody:
The search for the Grail is the search for the divine in all of us. But if you want facts, Indy, I've none to give you. At my age, I'm prepared to take a few things on faith.

Elsa:
It's perfectly obvious where the pages are. He's given them to Marcus Brody.

Professor Henry Jones:
Marcus? You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.

Walter Donovan:
He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.

Indiana Jones:
The hell you will. He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.

Marcus Brody:
Uhhh, does anyone here speak English?

Professor Henry Jones:
Junior, I have tell you something.

Indiana Jones:
Don't get sentimental now dad, save it until we get out of here.

Professor Henry Jones:
The floor's on fire... see... AND the chair.

Indiana Jones:
It was just the two of us, dad. It was a lonely way to grow up. For you, too. If you had been an ordinary, average father like the other guys' dads, you'd have understood that.

Professor Henry Jones:
Actually, I was a wonderful father.

Indiana Jones:
When?

Professor Henry Jones:
Did I ever tell you to eat up? Go to bed? Wash your ears? Do your homework? No. I respected your privacy and I taught you self- reliance.

Indiana Jones:
What you taught me was that I was less important to you than people who had been dead for five hundred years in another country. And I learned it so well that we've hardly spoken for twenty years.

Professor Henry Jones:
You left just when you were becoming interesting.

Sultan:
Rolls-Royce Phantom two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.

Marcus Brody:
No thank you, fish make love in it.

Indiana Jones:
No ticket.

Professor Henry Jones:
The floor's on fire, see?... and the chair...

Professor Henry Jones:
I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne. Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky...

Indiana Jones:
Ahh, Venice.

Professor Henry Jones:
Marcus.

Marcus Brody:
Aah.

Professor Henry Jones:
Genius of the res-to-ration.

Marcus Brody:
Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation. Henry, what are you doing here?

Professor Henry Jones:
It's a rescue. Come on.

Grail Knight:
But choose wisely, for while the true Grail will bring you life, the false Grail will take it from you.

Grail Knight:
You have chosen... wisely. But, beware: the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal, for that is the boundry, and the price, of immortality.

Grail Knight:
He chose poorly.

Professor Henry Jones:
You say this has been just another typical day for you huh?

Indiana Jones:
NO. It's been better than most.

Indiana Jones:
How did you know she was a Nazi?

Professor Henry Jones:
She talks in her sleep.

Professor Henry Jones:
The Word of God.

Marcus Brody:
No, Henry. Try not to talk.

Professor Henry Jones:
The Name of God.

Indiana Jones:
The Name of God. Jehovah.

Professor Henry Jones:
But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I".

Indiana Jones:
J-...

Marcus Brody:
Henry, the pen.

Professor Henry Jones:
What?

Marcus Brody:
Well don't you see? The pen is mightier than the sword.

Sallah:
That car belonged to my brother-in-law.

Marcus Brody:
Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?

Walter Donovan:
Well, Marcus, we're on the verge of the greatest discovery in the history of mankind.

Marcus Brody:
And you're meddling with powers you can't possibly comprehend.

Walter Donovan:
Find the man and you'll find the Grail.

Indiana Jones:
You've got the wrong Jones, Mr. Donovan. Why don't you try my father?

Walter Donovan:
We already have. Your father is the man who has disappeared.

Elsa:
You came back for the book?

Indiana Jones:
My father didn't want it incinerated.

Elsa:
I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika.

Indiana Jones:
You stood up to be counted with the enemies of everything the Grail stands for. Who gives a damn what you believe?

Elsa:
You do.

Elsa:
Don't look at me like that. We both wanted the Grail. I would have done anything to get it. You would have done the same.

Indiana Jones:
I'm sorry you think so.

Indiana Jones:
Dad. Dad come on. We're abandoning the boat.

Professor Henry Jones:
The boat. What about the boat?

Walter Donovan:
Colonel. Jones is getting away.

Colonel Vogel:
I think not, Herr Donovan.

Walter Donovan:
Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones.

Butler:
If you're a Scottish Lord, then I am Mickey Mouse.

Indiana Jones:
How dare he.

Indiana Jones:
Are you crazy? Don't go between them.

Elsa:
Go between them. Are you crazy?

Indiana Jones:
All I have to do is squeeze.

Elsa:
All I have to do is scream.

Professor Henry Jones:
Stop. You're going the wrong way. We need to get to Berlin.

Indiana Jones:
Brody's this way.

Professor Henry Jones:
My diary's in Berlin.

Indiana Jones:
We don't need the diary, Dad. Marcus has the map.

Professor Henry Jones:
There is more in the diary than just the map.

Professor Henry Jones:
Well, he who finds the Grail must face the final challenge.

Indiana Jones:
What final challenge?

Professor Henry Jones:
Three devices of such lethal cunning.

Indiana Jones:
Booby traps?

Professor Henry Jones:
Oh yes. But I found the clues that will safely take us through, in the Chronicles of St. Anselm.

Indiana Jones:
But what are they? Can't you remember?

Professor Henry Jones:
I wrote them down in my Diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.

Indiana Jones:
Half the German army's on our tail and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den.

Professor Henry Jones:
Yes.

Indiana Jones:
Petroleum... I should stick a well down here and retire.

Walter Donovan:
As you can now see, Dr. Jones, we are on the verge of completing a quest that began almost two thousand years ago. We're just one step away.

Indiana Jones:
That's usually when the ground falls out from underneath your feet.

Walter Donovan:
You could go down in history.

Indiana Jones:
As what? A Nazi stooge like you?

Walter Donovan:
The Nazis? Is that the limit of your vision? The Nazis want to write themselves into the Grail legend, take on the world. Well, they're welcome to it. But I want the Grail itself, the cup that gives everlasting life. Hitler can have the world, but he can't take it with him. I'm going to be drinking my own health after he's gone the way of the dodo.

Professor Henry Jones:
I misjudged you, Walter. I knew you would sell your mother for an Etruscan vase. But I didn't know you would sell out your country and your soul... to the slime of humanity.

Professor Henry Jones:
Our situation has not improved.

Indiana Jones:
Oh, rats!

Walter Donovan:
Care to wet your whistle Marcus?

Marcus Brody:
I'd rather spit in your face. Better that I haven't got any spit.

Indiana Jones:
She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!

Scout Master:
Dismount!

Fedora:
You've got heart, kid.

Fedora:
But that belongs to me.

Young Indy:
It belongs to Coronado.

Fedora:
Coronado is dead. And so are all his grandchildren.

Young Indy:
This should be in a museum!

Elsa:
We have got it. Come on!

Indiana Jones:
Elsa! Elsa, don't move!

Elsa:
It's ours, Indy, yours and mine.

Indiana Jones:
Elsa, don't cross the Seal. The knight warned us not to take the grail from here.

Indiana Jones:
Elsa... Elsa, don't, Elsa. Elsa. Give me your other hand, honey. I can't hold you!

Elsa:
I can reach it. I can reach it...

Indiana Jones:
Elsa, give me your hand. Give me your other hand! Elsa!

Elsa:
[Screams as she falls]

Choose. But, choose wisely.

[Elsa notices a mural on the wall.]

Elsa Schneider:
What's this one?

Indiana Jones:
The Ark of the Covenant.

Elsa Schneider:
Are you sure?

Indiana Jones:
Pretty sure.

Nazi Commander:
[to Indiana Jones] You have the diary in your pocket.

Henry Jones:
[laughs] You dolt! Do you really think my son is that stupid to bring my diary all the way back here? ... Y- you didn't, did you?... You didn't bring it, did you?

Indiana Jones:
Well, uh...

Henry Jones:
YOU DID...?

Indiana Jones:
Look, can we discuss this later?

Henry Jones:
I should have mailed it to the Marx Brothers!

Indiana Jones:
I came here to save you!

Henry Jones:
Oh, yeah? Who's gonna come and save you, JUNIOR?

Indiana Jones:
I TOLD YOU...

(He pauses to shoot several Nazis)

Indiana Jones:
... DON'T CALL ME JUNIOR!

(Henry is in shock)

Henry Jones:
Look what you did! I can't believe what you did!

(Indy pulls him away)

[Indy and Henry have been captured, betrayed by Elsa]

Indiana Jones:
How did you know she was a Nazi?

Henry Jones:
She talks in her sleep.

[Indy looks in disbelief at Henry who gives a smug smile.]

Walter Donovan:
Brody sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him!

Indiana Jones:
The hell you will! He's got a two-day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in — DISAPPEAR — you'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the Grail already.

[Cut to Marcus in ?skenderun]

Marcus Brody:
Does anyone here speak English? Or even Ancient Greek?

(Indy and Henry ride to a crossroad on a motorbike and sidecar.)

Henry Jones Sr.:
We're going the wrong way. We have to get to Berlin.

Indiana Jones:
Brody's THIS way.

Henry:
My diary's in Berlin.

Indiana:
We don't NEED the diary, Dad. MARCUS HAS THE MAP!

Henry:
There is more in the diary than JUST the map.

(Indy stops the motorbike's engine.)

Indiana:
Alright, Dad. Tell me.

Henry:
Well, he who finds the Grail, must face the final challenge.

Indiana:
What final challenge?

Henry:
Three devices of such lethal cunning.

Indiana:
Booby traps?

Henry:
Oh yes! But I found the clues that will safely take US through, in the chronicles of Saint Anselm.

Indiana:
Well, what are they? [Henry Sr. tries to recall] Can't you remember?

Henry:
I wrote them down in my diary, so that I wouldn't HAVE to remember them.

Indiana:
Half the German Army's on our tail, and you want me to go to Berlin? Into the lion's den?

Henry:
Yes! The only thing that matters, is the Grail.

Indiana:
What about Marcus?

Henry:
Marcus would AGREE with me.

Indiana:
Two selfless martyrs, Jesus Christ- [Henry Sr. slaps Indy]

Henry:
That's for blasphemy! The quest for the Grail is not archaeology; it's a race against evil! If it is captured by the Nazis, the armies of darkness will march all over the face of the Earth! Do you understand me?

Indiana:
This is an OBSESSION, Dad! I never understood it. NEVER! Neither did Mom.

Henry:
[clearly hurt] Oh yes she did. Only too well. Unfortunately, she kept her illness from me. Until all I could do was mourn her.

Indiana Jones:
Shooting me won't get you anywhere.

Walter Donovan:
You know something, Doctor Jones? You're absolutely right. [shoots Henry]

Jones:
Dad? Dad?!

Henry Jones Sr.:
Junior...

Elsa Schneider:
No!

Donovan:
GET BACK! [Indiana sets his father down on the floor; Sallah gives him a handkerchief to suppress the blood flow; Indiana, infuriated, turns to face Donovan] You can't save him when you're dead. The healing power of the Grail is the only thing that can save your father now. It's time to ask yourself what you believe.

(Donovan and Schneider follow Indy into a room with a knight who's the last of three brothers who guarded the holy grail and lots of grails and plates.)

Walter Donovan:
Which one is it?

Grail Knight:
You must choose. But choose wisely, for as the true Grail will bring you life, a false Grail will take it from you.

(Schneider had deliberately chosen a false grail to eliminate Donovan and he drank from it leading to his death with all that's left being his Nazi pin, a symbol of his misplaced loyalties)

Grail Knight:
He chose... poorly.

Sallah:
Please — what is always with this "Junior"?

Henry Jones Sr.:
That's his name: "Henry Jones, Junior."

Indiana Jones:
I like "Indiana."

Henry Jones:
We named the dog Indiana.

Marcus Brody:
May we go home now, please?

Sallah:
The dog? You are named after the dog? [laughs]

Indiana:
[coldly] I've got a lot of fond memories with that dog.

"Let my armies be the rocks, and the trees, and the birds in the sky."

[An undercover Indy confronts Elsa Schneider at a Nazi rally in Berlin, taking his father's diary back from her]

Elsa Schneider:
You came back for the book? Why?

Indiana Jones:
My father didn't want it incinerated.

Elsa Schneider:
Is that what you think of me? I believe in the Grail, not the Swastika!

Indiana Jones:
Yet you stood up to be counted with the enemy of everything the Grail stands for! Who gives a damn what you think?!

Elsa Schneider:
[pleadingly] You do!

Indiana Jones:
[grabs her by the throat] All I have to do is squeeze.

Elsa Schneider:
All I have to do is scream.

[Donovan has just died from drinking from a grail Schneider chose for him]

Grail Knight:
He chose... poorly.

[Indy and Schneider go to the bank of grails and plates]

Elsa Schneider:
It would not be made out of gold.

Indiana Jones:
That's the cup of a carpenter. [looks at nondescript cup hidden deeply in the display and picks it up] There's only one way to find out. [glances at knight, fills cup and drinks]

Grail Knight:
You have chosen... wisely. But the Grail cannot pass beyond the Great Seal. That is the boundary, and the price of immortality.

Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.:
Archeology is the search for fact, not truth. If it's truth you're interested in, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall. [the students laugh] So forget any ideas you've got about lost cities, exotic travel, and digging up the world. We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and X never, ever marks the spot. 70% of all archaeology is done in the library. Researching. Reading. We cannot afford to take mythology at face value.

[Both Indy and Henry are trapped in the room, which is now on fire, while being tied to the chairs]

Indy:
Dad!

Henry Sr.:
What?!

Indy:
DAD!

Henry Sr. WHAT?!

Indy:
DAD!!!

Henry Sr.:
WHAT?!?!

Indy:
[beat] Head for the fireplace!

Henry Sr.:
Oh.

[Indy, in disguise as the German waiter, walks up to Colonel Vogel, who's looking for him and his father]

Indy:
Tickets, please.

Colonel Vogel:
Was? (What?) [shocked to see Indy]

[Then Indy punches Vogel and throws him out of the window of the airship and onto the pile of luggage, shocking the passengers]

Indy:
[referring to Vogel] No ticket.

[Then the passengers held their tickets in fear, crying "Ticket!"]

[During the dogfight]

Indy:
Dad, you're going to have to use the machine gun. Get it ready! [Henry turns around and gets the gun ready] Eleven o'clock! Dad! Eleven o'clock!

Henry Sr.:
[checking his pocket watch] What happens after eleven o'clock?

Indy:
[frantically gesturing] Twelve, eleven, ten! Eleven o'clock! Fire! [Henry attempts to shoot the Nazi plane with the machine gun, but accidentally shoots the biplane's own tail] Dad, are we hit?

Henry Sr.:
More or less. Son, I'm sorry. They got us.

[After they crash-landed the plane on the ground to get away from the Nazis]

Henry Sr.:
[softly] Those people are trying to kill us!

Indy:
[aggravated]I KNOW, DAD!

Henry Sr.:
[cowed, quietly] Well, it's a new experience for me.

Indy:
[hands his father his suitcase and tips his hat] It happens to me all the time.

[Henry have found Marcus inside the tank]

Henry Sr.:
[overjoyed] Marcus!

Brody:
[sees Henry, also overjoyed] Ah!

Henry Sr.:
[doing the secret handshake] Genius of the res-tor-ation...

Brody:
[doing the same] Aid our own re-sus-ci-tation! Henry! What are you doing here.

Henry Sr.:
I'm getting you out of here, come on.

[But Colonel Vogel entered the tank, and was surprised to see Henry Sr. here]

Donovan:
Colonel! Jones is getting away!

Colonel Vogel:
[having just captured Henry Sr.] I think not, Herr Donovan.

Donovan:
Not THAT Jones, the OTHER Jones!

[Cue Indiana riding away with a pack of horses]

Henry "Indiana" Jones, Jr.:
[To the passengers, after tossing Colonel Vogel out of the zeppelin] No ticket! [the terrified passengers frantically show their tickets]