Inside the Osmonds

Wayne:
80 million records and I'm a dancing crustacean.

George Osmond:
You're too young.

Merrill:
I'm twenty. I'm old enough to know how I feel... sir

George Osmond:
You're too young for marriage.

Merrill:
How old were you when you married mother?

George Osmond:
My stepfather drove me out of the house when I was fourteen years old I didn't have a family like this.

Merrill:
So I can never get married? I just hang out with my brothers until we're so senile that we can't remember which one's which?

George Osmond:
Don't play the wise guy with me, son.

Merrill:
I love her!

George Osmond:
You asked. I don't think you're ready.

Alan Osmond:
Seriously, Mr.Regas. We want to play Rock-N-Roll.

Jack Regas:
Well, it's not that easy, Alan.

George Osmond:
You work with him on the show. You know how fast they pick up a new routine.

Alan Osmond:
Don't ever do that again.

Merrill:
That's my song! I sing the lead!

Alan Osmond:
No, we agreed Donny would sing that.

Merrill:
YOU agreed! I didn't!

Merrill:
I'm starting to feel like the last dog on a sled team. And I'm not liking the view.

Alan Osmond:
We want to go in a different direction. That's all this is about.

George Osmond:
A different direction?

Alan Osmond:
Musically.

George Osmond:
I see. So you go into the studio and cut an album. Who's Donny going to record with? Who's he going to tour with? How is this family going to stay in one piece? "Family, faith, career" in that order. How many times do I have to say it?

Alan Osmond:
If Merrill wants to leave I can't stop him.

George Osmond:
You can. You can hold the brothers together or not. You're the oldest in the group, you lead. Now that's a big responsibility. If you don't want that, you tell me right now. Take a good look at that wall. Covered with gold records. All of them with one name on them - "Osmond". Don't lose sight of that.