Into the Storm

[first lines]

Boy 1:
Hey, pass the bottle over.

Boy 2:
A little busy back here, okay?

Girl 1:
Yeah, we can see that, David.

Girl 2:
Yeah, you can get un-busy.

Boy 2:
Oh, come on, Marce. I mean, you know, we skipped graduation for this.

Girl 2:
You are not graduating down there, David Brody.

Girl 1:
Hey, you better not be filming us.

Boy 1:
No, just checking my messages.

Girl 2:
[electricity pops] What was that?

Girl 2:
[electricity pops again] Did you see that?

Boy 1:
What?

Cheerleader:
[eyes closed, fingers crossed] Please marry a rich guy. Please marry a rich guy. Please marry a rich guy.

Trey:
Uh, we're rolling. So, what would you like to say to yourself in 25 years?

Cheerleader:
That was it.

Gary:
[after the last tornado has dissipated] Is everyone allright?

Kaitlyn:
We're okay.

Gary:
Everybody out, now! Let's go!

Principal Thomas Walker:
What are you doing? Are you out of your mind?

Gary:
There's another tornado heading this way

Principal Thomas Walker:
And you want us to go outside?

Gary:
You don't understand.

Allison:
Yes you have to.

Principal Thomas Walker:
This is a storm shelter for Christ's sake.

Pete:
Not for this

Allison:
Will you please believe us. We have been out there and we know what this thing can do.

Principal Thomas Walker:
I am not going to risk having hundreds of dead people...

Gary:
You will have hundreds of dead people if you stay here.

Allison:
Sir. I have been studying storms all my life, alright? This one is bigger than one that has ever been. Do you hear that? It will flatten this building in seconds.

Gary:
With or without you, we're getting these people onto those busses right now.

Gary:
That was good thinking with that knife back there.

Trey:
I thought you'd be mad.

Gary:
Oh I am. Hand it over.

Allison:
Hey... gentlemen... guys, you can't stay out here. You have to get indoors.

Donk:
So do you guys actually get paid to do this sh*t? Man, I'm in the wrong job.

Reevis:
You don't even have a job!

Pete:
[on the phone] It's going to be big. [pauses] I don't know how big. They're tornadoes, they don't do courtesy calls.

Gary:
Trey, where's Donnie?

Trey:
I don't know.

Gary:
Get away from the window

Trey:
[Tree crashes through the window and alarms go off] TORNADO!

Gary:
RUN, RUN!

Todd White:
Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro!

Trey:
That's your time capsule message, Todd?

Todd White:
Huh... why not?

Kaitlyn:
See, look at this place. They should clean this up and put a garden in here or something.

Donnie:
They should totally put a skate-park in here. [Kaitlyn gives him a look] Yeah... a garden would be great.

Kaitlyn:
Yeah.

Pete:
Great, we missed another one. [into the radio mic] Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?

Daryl:
[answering on the radio] 10-4.

Jacob:
We need a tornado.

Pete:
We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?

Lucas:
That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.

Pete:
Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?

Jacob:
Hockey, actually.

Lucas:
Really? I play lacrosse, man.

Jacob:
Really? No way.

Pete:
[laughing sarcastically] This is fun, just like a family road trip.

Jacob:
Did I miss something?

Pete:
No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.

Jacob:
Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?

Donnie:
[to the camera] And Trey, live everyday like it's your last. 'Cause sh*t, someday it will be.