Into the Storm2014

Pete:
Great, we missed another one. [into the radio mic] Hey you guys know the point of this documentary is to actually film a tornado, right?

Daryl:
[answering on the radio] 10-4.

Jacob:
We need a tornado.

Pete:
We need a tornado. When's the last time we saw one?

Lucas:
That EF-4 that we shot for the Weather Channel last year.

Pete:
Oh, so that makes us zero-for-365. What does that make our average? Jacob, you play baseball, right?

Jacob:
Hockey, actually.

Lucas:
Really? I play lacrosse, man.

Jacob:
Really? No way.

Pete:
[laughing sarcastically] This is fun, just like a family road trip.

Jacob:
Did I miss something?

Pete:
No Jacob, you miss... everything. Although we do have four hundred hours of clouds and sunsets and us going to every drive-in from Idaho to Texas, which makes this the most expensive home movie ever.

Jacob:
Just to be clear, we still get paid whether we see a tornado or not, right?... Right?