Into the West

Ossie:
What's his name?

Grandfather:
Um, he's called T?r na n?g.

Ossie:
What does it mean?

Grandfather:
It's the land of eternal youth.

Ossie:
But why's he called that?

Grandfather:
He's from Tir na n?g, the land under the sea.

[first lines]

Papa Reilly:
[to his son] You're not gonna return there again. You have to pretend your name is Murphy. Do you understand that?

Tito:
Why are you talkin' to the horse?

Ossie:
Why not?

Ossie:
Are we on the news?

Tito:
We can't go to jail.

Ossie:
Why not?

Tito:
We're much too young. We can go to a home, though.

Ossie:
We have a home, Tito.

Tito:
I know, but this is a home where they don't letcha out.

Ossie:
That's a jail.

Traveller:
When you through a stone in a lake, it's not happy 'til it hits the bottom. Make sure he doesn't drag us all down with him.

Ossie:
I don't want to grow up?

Tito:
Why?

Ossie:
I don't want to get old like O'Sheen.

Tito:
What?

Ossie:
I don't want to turn into dust.

Ossie:
[seeing mother's gravestone] Why did she die on my birthday?

Grandfather:
Oh, me and my stupid stories.

[last lines]

Papa Reilly:
There's a bit of a traveler in everybody, Tito. But very few of us know where we're goin'.