Invasion Quartet

Colonel:
It's all your fault, it's you who wanted to die for France.

Debrie:
Yes, but I didn't want to be shot by Frenchmen, I wanted to be shot by Germans.

Debrie:
He says can he hurry up and shoot us, the pubs close in ten minutes.

Colonel:
A reasonable enough request, I suppose.

Godfrey Pringle:
Let me out of here, I'm too young to die.

Freddie Oppenheimer:
Nonsense, you're just the right age. Don't you agree, Colonel?

Colonel:
Oh yes, perfect.