iParty with Victorious

Carly:
Okay, we're going to move on to our next segment here on iCarly!

Sam:
Which involes the brain of our disturbed friend, Gibby!

Carly:
Yes! We all know that Gibby's head is full of wrong-ness...

Sam:
And to demonstrate that again, let's take a look at– [huge moving cactus walks towards Carly and Sam growling] Uh, oh... it's the cactus' big brother!

[Carly and Sam holds onto each other and screams]

Tori:
[from Los Angeles watching the web show with Steven laughing] Oh my God, how funny is this? Aren't they hilarious?

Steven:
Yeah, it's funny... [pretending not to know what it is] What's it called?

Tori:
iCarly. [confused] You've never heard of it?

Steven:
Uh... no... Why?

Tori:
Cause' you live in Seattle half the time, and that's where these girls do it from.

Carly:
[from laptop with Sam] Go on now!

Sam:
[at the cactus' big brother] Go!

Carly:
[at the cactus' big brother] Walk out the door!

Sam:
Just turn around now!

Carly:
You're not welcome anymore! [Tori laughing with Steven... nervously]

Sam:
And now...

Carly:
A disturbing voyage into the depths of the ever puzzling Gibbish brain...

Tori:
[laughing] That girl Carly's really pretty don't you think?

Steven:
Sure... just uh, not my type... anyway... uh, you know, we've been going out for over 3 months.

Tori:
I do... we're coming up on our 100 day kiss.

Steven:
Sneak preview?

Tori:
Show me the trailer. [kisses Steven]

Monie:
You shattered my heart… and my leg!

Rex:
The geek rejected by the freak. That's ironic.

Carly:
Boomba.

Sam:
The Nile's not just a river in Utah.

Carly:
Egypt!

Cat:
Last night my brother bit my foot.

Lane:
Well, I don't need to know everything.

Cat:
Soup.

Robbie:
He's really mad.

Rex:
But he's got really beautiful skin.

Spencer:
Can Gibby come? He's got the hands of a goddess.

Freddie:
He deserves it!

Carly:
I know but you're nerdy. Steven would beat you silly.

Rex:
But let's see if you can beat this puppet, Puckett.

Beck:
I guess I've never really felt true terror

Sikowitz:
Then I guess I'll have to work on that. [turns around and starts laughing]

Tori:
What are you laughing that?!

Sikowitz:
[still laughing] That picture of ducks playing poker!

[Scene cuts to a painting of ducks playing poker.]

Kenan Thompson:
You see that? Why does everyone want to borrow money from me?! I mean you guys, Andy Samberg, half of the original cast of All That.

Tori:
Aw, I used to love that show!

Thompson:
Your cheek bones are like little sugar plums.

Kenan:
PANDA!! [chases after the panda]

Sam:
So, face it, Rex. You couldn't even rap if I stapled his lips and took his hand out your back!