Iron Petticoat

Vinka Kovelenko:
I lost my temper!

Colonel Tarbell:
At the communists?

Vinka Kovelenko:
No, at the male sex!

Vinka Kovelenko:
A good Communist has no subconcious!

Colonel Tarbell:
That may very well be what's wrong with them!

Colonel Tarbell:
What do you think of her?

Major Chuck Lockwood:
Well, women in uniform bother me. I don't know whether to kiss em' or salute em'!

Colonel Tarbell:
It doesn't hurt to tantalize em'.

Major Chuck Lockwood:
Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute!

Major Chuck Lockwood:
Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!

Vinka Kovelenko:
Do you think the Colonel would be fooled by such a ridiculous statement?

Major Chuck Lockwood:
If he'll eat Army food, he'll swallow anything!

Vinka Kovelenko:
It's too dangerous!

Major Chuck Lockwood:
Marriage?

Vinka Kovelenko:
Moscow! We're going to live in Indianapolis, Indiana!