It's Christmas, Carol!

Carol:
It's Christmas Eve, and you've come to warn me about if I don't change my ways. Oh, what's the name of that story?

Eve:
Miracle on 34th Street?

Carol:
No.

Eve:
It's a Wonderful Life?

Carol:
No.

Eve:
It's not Star Wars, is it?

Eve:
I didn't *plan* on getting hit by a bus.

Eve:
Spirits have been coming down here to help people for generations. Chuck was just the first person to write it down.

Carol:
Did you just say Chuck? As in Dickens?

Eve:
You know what, nice guy, obviously a fantastic writer, but he had a tendency to exaggerate things. Like 3 ghosts instead of 1, or a turkey instead of a slab of mutton.

Eve:
You have a little lamp post on your face.