It's Like, You Know...

Jennifer Grey:
Critics look at actresses one of two ways: you're either bankable or boinkable.

Arthur Garment:
No! He was not LITERALLY strangled with options. I'm sick of people misusing that word; how can you LITERALLY be strangled with options?

Shrug:
Did you tell him about me?

Robbie Graham:
You mean how you lost your hair?

Shrug:
And...?

Robbie Graham:
I'm kind of wondering about that myself.

Shrug:
[pause] Stress!

Jennifer Grey:
I hate people who pronounce it "vunerable." And you can't correct them because they're so vulnerable.

Man on Plane:
Hey, you're blocking my vision.

Arthur Garment:
I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were HAVING a vision.

Arthur Garment:
You know, you look different somehow.

Jennifer Grey:
Well, you see a movie ten years ago...

Arthur Garment:
I saw it just recently.

Jennifer Grey:
...on a small TV screen...

Arthur Garment:
This was a revival. Huge movie screen.

Jennifer Grey:
...sitting so far back...

Arthur Garment:
Front row. Right up close.

Jennifer Grey:
NOSE JOB!

Arthur Garment:
Oh... Just one?

Elliott Gould:
[picks up phone] Hello.

Mr. Lynch:
Hey, Elliott, it's Lynch.

Elliott Gould:
Who ?

Mr. Lynch:
Mr. Lynch, the publisher.

Elliott Gould:
Oh, right.

Mr. Lynch:
So, want to take me for a ride in your new Camry ?

Elliott Gould:
Oh, it's like, you know, I can't do that.

Mindy:
I have salmon for lunch, everyday. It's like, you know, choc full of protein.

The Skylord:
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We'll be landing shortly. If you're wondering about the weather in Los Angeles, it's like, you know, 82 degrees and sunny.

Shrug:
So, Hilo, hey, what's it like in here ?

Hilo Beckworthy:
It's like, you know, death.

Shrug:
Oooh. How's the food ?

Barney the Anchorman:
Kate, this just in... We have a report of a high speed chase, in progress, on the East-bound Ventura Freeway near Oxnard, which is, what, 140 miles from Los Angeles?

Kate the Anchorwoman:
Actually, it's like, you know, 60.

Shrug:
So, what does this cremation cost me ?

Funeral Director:
It's like, you know, $1500.

Arthur Garment:
I'll tell you what it sounds like, Robby, it sounds like sickness. Los Angeles sickness. It starts with this harmless idea for a chapter in my book, which turns into this weirdly over-paying acting job, which could potentially end with my face on TVs across America. It's like, you know, I turn my head for a moment and Hollywood taints my blood. I swear to you, I feel my soul dying. And what's worse is, I feel kind of excited about this.

Lauren Woods:
This is like, the hottest TV show on and it's raising Siamese twins' awareness.

Arthur Garment:
No, Lauren, it is raising network TV awareness. It's like they're saying, "Hey, you know we may not put black people on our shows, or Asians, or Latinos, but we've got Siamese twins."

Rabbi Broch:
And as we approach the coming year let us not forget our past wrong-doings. But, tonight, let us, uhm, party like it was 5759. I mean, after all, it's like, you know, Rosh Hashanah.

Robbie Graham:
Some glorious day, perhaps pedestrians will earn their rightful place in LA society, but, until that day the city will view them as nothing more than, walkies.

Jennifer Grey:
It's like, you know, a disparaging term for pedestrians. They can say it, but you can't.

Robbie Graham:
So, Lauren, what do you do ?

Arthur Garment:
Oh, I'm a masseuse and a process server.

Robbie Graham:
Two jobs, wow.

Arthur Garment:
Yeah, it's pretty cool. In one job I make people feel great and in the other it's like, you know, I'm ruining their lives. So, it's a nice balance.