It's the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown!

Peppermint Patty:
Marcie, you made egg soup!

Sally Brown:
See? Linus was right. There *is* an Easter Beagle.

Lucy van Pelt:
Some Easter Beagle! He gave me my own egg!

Marice:
Okay, Sir, In The go.

Marcie:
What do we do with the Easter eggs now that we have them, sir?

Peppermint Patty:
We eat them. We put a little salt on them, and we eat them.

Marcie:
[eats her egg, still with the shell on, and gulps it down] Tastes terrible, sir!

Schroeder:
What's the matter with you? All you think about is "gimme, gimme, gimme; get, get, get"!

Lucy van Pelt:
That's called sur-*vival*, baby!

Marcie:
[frying the first batch of eggs] Uh, sir, how do we color the eggs after we've fried them?

Peppermint Patty:
Agh, agh, agh... Aaaugh!

Sally Brown:
It's Easter, and they already have the Christmas decorations up.

Charlie Brown:
Good grief.

Linus van Pelt:
I can't believe it.

Lucy van Pelt:
I told you. It's the *gift* getting season.

Linus van Pelt:
You'll see. The Easter Beagle won't let us down.

Sally Brown:
I know he won't, but how about you?

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Marcie:
I got the eggs, sir, just like you asked.

Peppermint Patty:
Great. Come on in, Marcie. [Marcie enters] But *please* quit calling me 'sir'.

Peppermint Patty:
Now look, kid: these eggs are *not* to be fried. Nor are they to be roasted, toasted, or waffled.

Marcie:
Yes, sir.

Peppermint Patty:
These eggs have to be boiled. You boil them, then I'll show you how to paint them.

Marcie:
Yes, sir. I'll boil them, sir, then you'll paint them.

Lucy van Pelt:
This is going to be the greatest Easter Egg Hunt ever, and I'm going to find them all!

Linus van Pelt:
Every Easter the Easter Beagle comes dancing along with his basket full of eggs, which he hands out to all the good little children.

Sally Brown:
That sounds faintly familiar. I remember sitting out in a stupid pumpkin patch all night waiting for The Great Pumpkin to come. And you know something ? He never came! That was the worst night of my life.

Linus van Pelt:
But this is different. That was Halloween. This is Easter.

Peppermint Patty:
Boy, that kid really can dance. And he sure knows how to make a girl happy. He sure is a funny looking kid, though.

Marcie:
He has a very strange nose, doesn't he, sir?

Sally Brown:
It's almost Easter, and I have nothing to wear. Look at these shoes! How can I celebrate Easter properly in these shoes?

Charlie Brown:
[seeing Sally and Snoopy laugh as they try on hats] Okay, you two, let's get on with it. It's shoes you need, not hats.

Charlie Brown:
I know why they have holidays. They have holidays so people can get together and have fun. So why am I alone?

Marcie:
Uh, sir? How do we color the eggs after we fry them?

Peppermint Patty:
Oh… Oh… Oh… AAUUGH!!!!!!

Linus:
I'm telling you it's a waste of time. The easter beagle does all that. * Lucy: Leave me alone! Don't bother me with your stupid ideas!