Ivan Vasilevich menyaet professiyu

Warder:
Open up, dog!

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
Whom is he addressing?

George Miloslavsky:
You.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Taste it from My cup.

Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev:
Why?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Go on, taste it...

Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev:
You think I want to poison you? We don't do that any more, and in our day, you'd sooner get poisoned with canned food, than vodka.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I had a man Iike you. He made wings.

Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev:
Well?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] What do you mean, well? I put him on a gun-powder barrel. It made him fly! Ha-ha!

Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev:
No, no. I don't drink. I don't drink, Ivan Vassilyevich. Thank you.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Don't you have any respect for me?

Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev:
For God's sake, Ivan Vassilyevich!

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Then drink.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
Well, how do I Iook?

George Miloslavsky:
Not like him! You're a fake! Let me tie up your teeth at least. You're a pain in the neck! The other Tsar looks smarter.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
Don't get personal, please!

Feofan, scribe of ambassadorial department:
Oh, Sir, who is he?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] He's a friend of Anton Semyonovich Shpak's.

George Miloslavsky:
What a fool!

Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director:
And who's playing Tsar Boris?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] What Tsar Boris? Boriska?

Karp Savelyevich Yakin, film director:
What is it?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Boriska is to become a tsar?

Lieutenant:
Was it you who busted Shpak's place?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
I took Kazan, I took Astrakhan, I took Revel... but never Shpak.

Lieutenant:
What did you want to make a voluntary confession about?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
I confess that against my will, under the compulsion of Prince MiIoslavsky, I acted temporarily as a Tsar.

Lieutenant:
A Tsar? You are a Tsar, too?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
Yes, a Tsar. Ivan Vassilyevich the Terrible.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You're lying, dog!

Dentist Anton Semyonovich Shpak:
Everything I've got by working tirelessly, everything is gone! Three tape recorders, three imported movie cameras, three home-made cigarette cases, a suede jacket... three jackets!

Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha:
[stroking Bunsha] You'll be cured. [stroked Tsar] And you'll be cured. [taking off the wig] And I'll be cured, too.

Zinaida Mikhailovna Timofeyeva:
Oh, Shurik! Your apparatus is going to kiII you!

Engineer Alexander Sergeyevich Timofeyev:
My apparatus, Zinochka, wiII make me famous. And you, too.

George Miloslavsky:
FoIks, keep your money in a bank. NaturaIIy... if you have it!

George Miloslavsky:
Why are you staring at me? There're no pictures, nor fIowers growing on me.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
What is your name?

George Miloslavsky:
I'm an artiste of all big and small academic theatres. And my name is too famous to pronounce it.

George Miloslavsky:
Why are you staring? You're going to rub a hoIe through me with your eyes.

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
You have ignored my question about the tape recorder.

George Miloslavsky:
Darn you! [to Shurik] What a machine! A breakthrough in science and technoIogy! [to Bunsha] Darn you again!

Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha:
Oh, God! What's going on? Go home now, alcoholic!

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Leave me alone, old woman, I'm being sad.

Ulyana Andreyevna Bunsha:
Old woman? You jerk! I'm five years younger than you! Let's go home, now!

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] You are a witch!

Lieutenant:
So tell me, who are you?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] I am the Tsar.

Lieutenant:
Nickname? Wait. Your name?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] We're the Ryuriks.

Lieutenant:
First, second name?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] Ivan Vassilyevich.

Lieutenant:
Ivan... Date of birth?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] 1533 A.D.

Lieutenant:
Joking? Very funny. Residence?

Ivan Vasilyevich Bunsha, house manager:
[Tsar Ivan The Terrible] My palace.